Best of Silhouette
"Lady, the way this usually works is I say I'm gonna shine your shoes, you give me money, and then tell me what a great job I did. I've never had to actually shine before."
Best of metalgarth
Okay... I know how to do this. Some guy named Navin or Navis Johnson taught me the difference between shit and shinola
Best of dadoctah
"I'm sure the O'Reilly people will be all up in my grill about being subservient, but screw it, how many guys get the chance to fondle Tina Fey's feet?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
...And then Dawn's head exploded, forming a completely new, Menthol-scented universe.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
He wishes.
Best of GregMan
There were a few staffing changes made in the White House after 2012.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Sarah kept getting frustrated when her shoeshine boy kept moving the chair so that he was pointing towards Mecca.
Best of Submariner
I likes yours better than them trashy red ones that the Dowd biyotch wears...
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Whoa...look at the cock on her!!
"Um, let's see...'to open cap'...lady, the way this usually works is I say I'm gonna shine your shoes, you give me money, and then tell me what a great job I did. I've never had to actually shine before."
Obama starts to apply his magic to make Sarah acceptable to run as his VP candidate in 2012.....
what? Another live action version of Underdog! Yeeeesh....
Okay... I know how to do this. Some guy named Navin or Navis Johnson taught me the difference between shit and shinola
"I'm sure the O'Reilly people will be all up in my grill about being subservient, but screw it, how many guys get the chance to fondle Tina Fey's feet?"
...And then Dawn's head exploded, forming a completely new, Menthol-scented universe.
Palin-drone
This may be the first time any of us have ever wanted to be Obama.
To think we were THIS close to seeing awesome, feminine legs in the white house... but then, John Edwards screwed himself over.
Obama finally finds a job for which he is qualified.
Even a panty-waist liberal can be hypnotized by "F-me" pumps.
He wishes.
There were a few staffing changes made in the White House after 2012.
The Holy One shows the championship form that made him Shoe-shine Man Of The Century.
Sara yet again helps the mentally handicapped find a useful place in society.
A definite B+
"Yes, they're real, yes, they're fabulous, and yes, you're still a moron. Any other questions, Hussein?"
Even after his history-making landslide loss in the 2012 elections, Obama still kept bowing before world leaders.
Sarah kept getting frustrated when her shoeshine boy kept movinf the chair so that he was pointing towards Mecca.
"Yes'm Missy Sarah; they's fried shrimp, an' boiled shrimp, an' shrimp cocktails, an'..."
ATDHEA
I likes yours better than them trashy red ones that the Dowd biyotch wears...
I'm just saying you would look great in bolshevik red pumps.
Palin: "I don't know Shinola, but I do know shit when I see it."
"I see London, I see France, I see Sarah's underpants.
From my house."
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