Monday, January 04, 2010

Look at me! I'm a racist! Oogah-Boogah!

Yeah, I know, this kind of photoshop is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! But why it's worse than doing up Bush as Hitler I don't know?



Best of Silhouette
"Lady, the way this usually works is I say I'm gonna shine your shoes, you give me money, and then tell me what a great job I did. I've never had to actually shine before."

Best of metalgarth
Okay... I know how to do this. Some guy named Navin or Navis Johnson taught me the difference between shit and shinola

Best of dadoctah
"I'm sure the O'Reilly people will be all up in my grill about being subservient, but screw it, how many guys get the chance to fondle Tina Fey's feet?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
...And then Dawn's head exploded, forming a completely new, Menthol-scented universe.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
He wishes.

Best of GregMan
There were a few staffing changes made in the White House after 2012.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Sarah kept getting frustrated when her shoeshine boy kept moving the chair so that he was pointing towards Mecca.

Best of Submariner
I likes yours better than them trashy red ones that the Dowd biyotch wears...

25 comments:

dub said...

Whoa...look at the cock on her!!

Silhouette said...

"Um, let's see...'to open cap'...lady, the way this usually works is I say I'm gonna shine your shoes, you give me money, and then tell me what a great job I did. I've never had to actually shine before."

blue said...

Obama starts to apply his magic to make Sarah acceptable to run as his VP candidate in 2012.....

metalgarth said...

what? Another live action version of Underdog! Yeeeesh....

metalgarth said...

Okay... I know how to do this. Some guy named Navin or Navis Johnson taught me the difference between shit and shinola

dadoctah said...

"I'm sure the O'Reilly people will be all up in my grill about being subservient, but screw it, how many guys get the chance to fondle Tina Fey's feet?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

...And then Dawn's head exploded, forming a completely new, Menthol-scented universe.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Palin-drone

Kaptain Krude said...

This may be the first time any of us have ever wanted to be Obama.

Son Of The Godfather said...

To think we were THIS close to seeing awesome, feminine legs in the white house... but then, John Edwards screwed himself over.

Anonymous said...

Obama finally finds a job for which he is qualified.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Even a panty-waist liberal can be hypnotized by "F-me" pumps.

Son Of The Godfather said...

He wishes.

GregMan said...

There were a few staffing changes made in the White House after 2012.

GregMan said...

The Holy One shows the championship form that made him Shoe-shine Man Of The Century.

GregMan said...

Sara yet again helps the mentally handicapped find a useful place in society.

Charles said...

A definite B+

GregMan said...

"Yes, they're real, yes, they're fabulous, and yes, you're still a moron. Any other questions, Hussein?"

GregMan said...

Even after his history-making landslide loss in the 2012 elections, Obama still kept bowing before world leaders.

Mr. Hankey said...

Sarah kept getting frustrated when her shoeshine boy kept movinf the chair so that he was pointing towards Mecca.

Submariner said...

"Yes'm Missy Sarah; they's fried shrimp, an' boiled shrimp, an' shrimp cocktails, an'..."


ATDHEA

Submariner said...

I likes yours better than them trashy red ones that the Dowd biyotch wears...

molson said...

I'm just saying you would look great in bolshevik red pumps.

Rodney Dill said...

Palin: "I don't know Shinola, but I do know shit when I see it."

dadoctah said...

"I see London, I see France, I see Sarah's underpants.

From my house."