Monday, January 25, 2010

Hey Old Guy



1. "98 years old? Why haven't you offed yourself for the common good?"

2. "So, you're the Ellie Light?"

3. "So, you joined the Russian Revolution with John Reed? Dude, you rock! How many bourgeois peasants did you kill?"

4. "You say you're only 38 years old, but you masturbate a lot on Thursdays? That's very interesting."

5. "The Huey Lewis? Man, I wondered what had ever happened to you."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, go figure. I just found a white man I like."

Best of Jay Guevara
"I like this little guy. Tell the death panels to cut him some slack."

Best of Spin
Old man thot bubble: Damn, I'm never gonna live this down back at the lodge.

Best of molson
So how does it feel when I do sex to you old man? You better say good or I'll do even more.

Best of censors hip
and Harold here is my new transplant czar...I keep him available in case I need a new liver

Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a misunderstanding, everyone. Turns out, I wasn't actually on his lawn."

Best of Mr. Hankey
The old Mission Impossible team is back together.

Best of metalgarth
Carl.... blah, blah, blah... Mr Burns... blah, blah, blah.... Is it 2012 yet? I need a new presidential gag to run into the ground.

Best of blue
Casting calls for the I SPY Reunion show brought out an aging Robert Culp and Bill Cosby Lite.

24 comments:

dub said...

For the last time old man, I am NOT a ventriloquist puppet. Please remove your fist from my ass.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, go figure. I just found a white man I like."

Jay Guevara said...

"I like this little guy. Tell the death panels to cut him some slack."

Spin said...

Old man thot bubble:

Damn, I'm never gonna live this down back at the lodge.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama's show & tell prop for leave no child dispirited day - Okay, quiet down you peckerheads, lissen up. THIS is an example of a lightskinned person with no negro dialect, okay? Hell, I shuck and jive when I'm shooting hoops with my homies back in the hood.
BOSS, INCOMING!
Now, stop throwing shoes or you'll be in Gitmo by recess!

Matt the K said...

Never one to miss a premiere, Obama mingles in the lobby with the star of "Being John Malkovich's Great-Grandpa".

DaveP. said...

Which one is the ventriloquist and which is the puppet? That's easy: The puppet is the stiff-looking one.

Anonymous said...

"Mr. President, you want change? How about starting with my diaper"?

Vinney

Silhouette said...

"If the no-tie look is good enough for Chavez and Achmadinejad, it's good enough for me."

http://classicalvalues.com/archives/004086.html

molson said...

So how does it feel when I do sex to you old man? You better say good or I'll do even more.

censors hip said...

and Harold here is my new transplant czar...I keep him available in case I need a new liver

Jay Guevara said...

Old guy thought bubble: "Harry was right. He doesn't have a trace of Negro dialect."

Jay Guevara said...

"I'd like to introduce my new 'Youth Czar.'"

dadoctah said...

"The Huey Lewis? Man, I wondered what had ever happened to you."

I think you mean *Ted* Lewis. "Me... and. my. sha-a-a-dow...."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and he's an example of the fresh, new thinking my administration has brought to Washington."

Jack Reacher said...

"Just a misunderstanding, everyone. Turns out, I wasn't actually on his lawn."

Jack Reacher said...

Simon grins at the thought that the Livonia Police are towing Obama's double-parked limo right now.

Mr. Hankey said...

The old Mission Impossible team is back together.

metalgarth said...

Carl.... blah, blah, blah... Mr Burns... blah, blah, blah.... Is it 2012 yet? I need a new presidential gag to run into the ground.

dadoctah said...

There's an "I Spy" reference lurking in here somewhere, but I just can't make it happen.

blue said...

casting calls for the I SPY Reunion show brought out an aging Robert Culp and Bill Cosby Lite.

Kaptain Krude said...

Here is another typical white person. I seem to be finding these all over.

wv: poonsiti - no, word generator, it's not Thursday yet.

Kaptain Krude said...

"President, eh? Well, you're clean enough, but I'm not real sure about articulate enough. Now go fetch me some coffee, boy, and be double-quick about it, you hear?"

Somewhere in Dawn's vicinity, a new sun was born.

censors hip said...

and Mr President, let me tell you, you are the best thing to happen to the Democratic Party since Jimmy carter....

BHO: see the people really do like me!!