Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Get a Basilica!


1. Tag Body Spray commercials may have crossed a line.

2. "Want some gum?"

3. "I've had younger," Barney Frank sniffed.

4. "You had me at 'b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h.'"

5. Old Navy's "Mad About Plaid" Campaign may have crossed a line.


Best of Tim
Obviously a Fabric softener WIN!!!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Billy, ever watch gladiator movies?"

Best of molson
And that's how Billy achieved a state of grace. The End.

Best of dub
Normal pedophiles cant compete with that. The guy has his own city. The best a regular pedophile can do is have a van and some kittens.

Best of metalgarth
Shortly thereafter, the Zombie Martin Luther rose from the grave and nailed thesis #96 to the door of the vatican

Best of Jay Guevara
Barney Frank in plaid shirt on the right: "By the power inexplicably vested in me by the people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I hereby pronounce you Democrat and wife."

Best of Matt the K with an assist from Metalgarth
Catholic High School Lambs in Trouble - a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Best of Double the U
No tongue Billy, it's the Pope.

Best of Shawn
Begrudgingly, studio suits convinced Quentin to cut the Lesbian Vampire Sheep attack scene from his imaginative remake of the Vatican II conference: Inglorious Pederfylz.

Best of Steve O
Sheep tongue: It's not what you'd expect.


Best of Submariner
ORA: "Somebody's been PRACticing!"

28 comments:

Tim said...

Obviously a Fabric softener WIN!!!

divine miss m said...

Choking back sobs, Pope Benedict announced, "Upon careful review of the original manuscript, we've had it wrong all these years: the word was celebRate!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Billy, ever watch gladiator movies?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Smooch Heard Round the World
Passionate tonsil hockey with a short-haired fan had given the Pope new appreciation for PDA. Vatican officials acknowleged he was so turned on he might issue a decree approving same sex relations between clergy and accolytes.

-OR-

The voyeuristic husband was torn. On one hand, he didn't object to being cuckholded by his eminence. On the other, he worried that his pious wife might never brush her teeth again.

Unscrupulous said...

"Does your Holiness wish to have his gum back?"

molson said...

And that's how Billy achieved a state of grace. The End.

Matt the K said...

"An eef you like-a da sheepboy, I gotta tree more at home-a!!!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Give me some sugar baby.

dub said...

Little Timmy...thy rod, thy staff, shall comfort me.

dub said...

Normal pedophiles cant compete with that. The guy has his own city. The best a regular pedophile can do is have a van and some kittens.

metalgarth said...

Shortly thereafter, the Zombie Martin Luther rose from the grave and nailed thesis #96 to the door of the vatican

metalgarth said...

"Catholic School Girls in realllllly big trouble." A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Jay Guevara said...

Barney Frank in plaid shirt on the right: "By the power inexplicably vested in me by the people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I hereby pronounce you Democrat and wife."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble - "Holy mother, is it going to take a papal edict to stop them from putting garlic butter on those damned communion wafers??"

-OR-

Herpes-infected pope, poster child for an upcoming Face Condoms(tm) ad campaign by Our Lady of Perpetual Cold Sores.

WordVerify: colde - i kid you not

Matt the K said...

"What the-- I thought this was the line to be baaaaaahhptised!!

Matt the K said...

Catholic High School Lambs in Trouble

Rodney Dill said...

Bueller?

Double the U said...

No tongue Billy, it's the Pope.

Shawn said...

Begrudgingly, studio suits convinced Quentin to cut the Lesbian Vampire Sheep attack scene from his imaginative remake of the Vatican II conference: Inglorious Pederfylz.

Shawn said...

"Mmmm. You are forgiven, my child. Say three Our Fathers, six Hail Marys and come by the Vatican after 8 to deliver a couple long, sloppy Holy Monicas."

Anonymous said...

Rachel Maddow says if I'm going to try just one man, it has got to be the Pope.

Vinney

Steve O said...

Sheep tongue.
It's not what you'd expect.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's remake of "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" obviously lost something in translation.

WV: vestnvi = vest envy?

Mr. Hankey said...

It wasn't the stain on the red dress that did in the pope....

sonicfrog said...

The Pope tries to convince the world he is not gay.... FAIL!

Ver Word: dresteas

Submariner said...

mmmmm, Mmmmm, MMMMMMMMM!
Tastes like altarboy!

Submariner said...

No, Billy, that's not quite it - let me show you how to do a "Papal Enunciation" one more time...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Somebody's been PRACticing!"