Saturday, January 23, 2010

Freak Shopping Trip




Wicked Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Lord Humungous got to terrorize the Auastralian Outback. Lady Humungous got to do the shopping.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Boy, I sure am glad this isn't in a green-and-yellow polka dot. That would just look too weird for me."

Best of Matt the K
Boy George thought he could deflect attention from his prolapsed rectum condition by claiming the pampers were for his niece.

Best of Double the U
Just flew in from the year 2515, need to pick up some stuff here at Walmart and blend in.

Best of Viking04
Things to do:
1) Stick finger in lightsocket
2) Replace diaper, due to 1)
3) Off to Wally World for more diapers
4) Repeat

Best of eat me
AoM stocking up before her date with mullet boy

Best of dadoctah
Just restocking the shelter before the hurricane hits. (Now, where do they keep the beef jerky?)

Best of Submariner
Funny; she doesn't quite look like one to give her daughter Malibu Barbie...

Best of Army of Dad
"Damn, these will never fit in the sidecar."

26 comments:

Army of Mom said...

Mr. Dillion: Gilly? Did you give birth to a baby girl?

Gilly: Sorry.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Boy, I sure am glad this isn't in a green-and-yellow polka dot. That would just look too weird for me."

Matt the K said...

Boy George thought he could deflect attention from his prolapsed rectum condition by claiming the pampers were for his niece.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Must be a daycare provider. No chance she got laid, unless it's by the 5 mooning meth addicts in that earlier photo.

AnonymoUs said...

Carpe Phlogiston basically summed up my thoughs on this.........

Who would fu*k that!?!

Anonymous said...

The "suits" at Wal Mart corporate agreed they needed to corner the Goth market.

Vinney

censors hip said...

typical Obama Democrat stocks up on sex toys

Double the U said...

Just flew in from the year 2515, need to pick up some stuff here at Walmart and blend in.

Viking04 said...

Things to do:
1) Stick finger in lightsocket
2) Replace diaper, due to 1)
3) Off to Wally World for more diapers
4) Repeat

blue said...

susie gives flashers a bad name

eat me said...

AoM stocking up before her date with mullet boy

Submariner said...

Cap This! Standard #21:

"Mom?!?"

dub said...

Trenchcoat...it keeps me dry.
Bow tie...it makes me feel pretty.
Multiple belts...they make me feel skinny.

But the the goggles! They do nothing!

dadoctah said...

Just restocking the shelter before the hurricane hits. (Now, where do they keep the beef jerky?)

Rodney Dill said...

Blue light special

molson said...

Oh this so goes with my goggles. I be styling.

satted said...

uh, mom?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Lord Humungous got to terrorize the Auastralian Outback. Lady Humungous got to do the shopping.

Submariner said...

Funny; she doesn't quite look like one to give her daughter Malibu Barbie...

Steve O said...

Let's just him or her an optimist.

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like Amelia Earhart took an Immelmann turn for the worse.

Army of Dad said...

"Damn, these will never fit in the sidecar."

Army of Dad said...

"Damn, where are the black leather straps and chains diaper bags?!"

Army of Dad said...

Lady Gaga goes to WalMart

Steve O said...

Why you always insist on an EXTRA condom when dating a douche.

Submariner said...

Smelly Pilot Hooker?