1. What happens when you give a BJ to the inventor of Wonder Bread.
2. Michael J. Fox's career as a face-painter was not a success.
3. The Mime Tribute to Jackson Pollack was paid for with $880,000 in Stimulus spending and reliably estimated to have created or saved 3,000 jobs.
4. Janeane Garofalo was the biggest makeover challenge ever. Alas....
5. The serial killer made each of his victims a tribute to a famous 20th century artist. Jackson Pollack, obviously. A whore murdered with a soup can honored Andy Warhol. But the dismembered Picasso tribute made even Grissom throw up.
Best of Rodney Dill
Yes we Kandinsky
Best of censors hip
watching Avatar in 3D & IMAX really puts you in the action....
Best of Vinney
Kabuki bukakke.
Best of dadoctah
"She comes in colors everywhere"
-- The Rolling Stones
Best of Army of Dad
thought bubble: Oh damn, did he get some in my hair again!
Best of Jack Reacher
You think it was easy painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling?
Best of Silhouette
You laugh, but Stacy here qualified for every single affirmative action scholarship the university offered.
Best of Silhouette
Captain Kirk sighed, "Another one? Yeah, I'm probably your dad too."
Best of Submariner
I didn't know that Leroy Neiman had done a "Hillary" but, surprisingly, I kinda like it.
Best of Adriane
Well, like the reason you've never been too close to a friend chucking up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol is that you've got well, like, ya know, boring friends!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Marcy's bad habit of applying makeup while driving ended abruptly... the day she was rushing to a job interview on a bumpy road and forgot to check the rear view mirror.
Best of DaveP.
Clown bukkake.
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Bozo The Clown gives his first facial.
Yes we Kandinsky
Camoflage.... fail
watching Avatar in 3D & IMAX really puts you in the action....
Kabuki bukakke.
Vinney
"She comes in colors everywhere"
-- The Rolling Stones
Obamerica... a work in progress.
thought bubble: Oh damn, did he get some in my hair again!
You think it was easy painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling?
Gudzunheit!
Callie considered herself an artist. Her friends considered her a dumbass.
You laugh, but Stacy here qualified for every single affirmative action scholarship the university offered.
Captain Kirk sighed, "Another one? Yeah, I'm probably your dad too."
Hey! We've been singing about you in Sunday School for years!
Beer and Twister = good party. Jagermeister and Spin Art? Well.....
How every father sees his teenage daughter when she first wears makeup.
Usually you just see this in white.
Don't you roll your eyes at ME young lady - get right back upstairs and remove that Cover Girl before you leave for school!
I didn't know that Leroy Neiman had done a "Hillary" but, surprisingly, I kinda like it.
dub probably loves this girl, not a single fat roll shows...
Blue hair? What the heck was she thinking?
Well, like the reason you've never been too close to a friend chucking up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol is that you've got well, like, ya know, boring friends!
Marcy's bad habit of applying makeup while driving ended abruptly... the day she was rushing to a job interview on a bumpy road and forgot to check the rear view mirror.
-OR-
Renowned airbrush artist and bodypainter, 90-year old Elroy Kravitz, begrudgingly conceded that palsy might finally be affecting the quality of his work.
-OR-
The elementary school teacher who was dumb enough to allow Obamalama speak to her neo-poor class forgot to lock up the fingerpaint supplies.
Clown bukkake.
These Cirque de Soleil clowns keep getting weirder and weirder.
What? No eyeliner?
Abdul thought about turning his life around after taking a few art classes but ultimately decided to go back to killing infidels after the guards laughed at his work.
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