Friday, January 29, 2010

Everybody looks like an idiot in Crocs

Brender


1. Harok-ptui.

2. "It's kind of like fisting Andrew Sullivan, but tighter and less dangerous."

3. "Hey! I found your cat!"

4. "Hey, I found the Crocodile Hunter's baby!"

5. Julio's "ingenious" scheme for smuggling cocaine, crystal, and PCP ultimately netted him a Darwin Award.

Best of Vinney
"You think this is dangerous? Wait until I give him the colonoscopy."

Best of Silhouette
Making toys ain't looking so bad now, is it Hermey?

Best of blue
I'll find that 60th senate vote somewhere

Best of dub
Phillipines...the Enumclaw of the South Pacific.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh! Look! Barack Obama's college thesis!"

Best of dadoctah
That guy's got guts. I don't know if I could bring myself to french kiss Nancy Pelosi.

Best of robert
Looks like a little gingivitis... are you flossing?

Best of Submariner
Someone ought to tell him that Al Franken no longer needs additional votes...

Best of molson
Looks like somebody is going to need another Portuguese Water Dog.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Looking for love in all the wrong places. UR Doing It Right!

Best of mega
"Yeah, OK, I'll let it give me head." Sadly, one-upping your friends on Youtube has become more and more challenging.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

"You think this is dangerous? Wait until I give him the colonoscopy."

Vinney

Double the U said...

See I told you captain hook, this one is different.

Adriane said...

Can you hear me now?

Silhouette said...

Making toys ain't looking so bad now, is it Hermey?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Due to an unfortunate accident, former Chinese Reality TV host Sum Dum Wang, aka Mr. Gloryhole, would return each day to see if the croc had coughed up an important part of his routine.

-OR-

Guy's Thawtbubble: If I knew someone important, I'd be feeding eucalyptus leaves to panda bears instead of giving tonsilectomies to crocs.
Croc's Thawtbubble: If I knew someone important, I'd be eating your face.

-OR-

Guy's Thawtbubble: Use a breath mint!
Croc's Thawtbubble: Use a breath mint!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Senior Moment Correction (hey, koala's and pandas almost look alike)

Guy's Thawtbubble: If I knew someone important, I'd be feeding bamboo shoots to pandas instead of giving tonsilectomies to crocs.
Croc's Thawtbubble: If I knew someone important, I'd be eating your face.

blue said...

I'll find that 60th senate vote somewhere

dub said...

Worst way to give head to a crocodile ever.

dub said...

Phillipines...the Enumclaw of the South Pacific.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh! Look! Barack Obama's college thesis!"

Jack Reacher said...

Democrats teach their secretaries of state to find votes everywhere. Everywhere.

Jack Reacher said...

The hunt continues for Madoff's stashed millions.

Anonymous said...

Iron Chef Morimoto was pissed the secret ingredient was still alive.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

That guy's got guts. I don't know if I could bring myself to french kiss Nancy Pelosi.

robert said...

Looks like a little gingivitis... are you flossing?

Hey, how did that watch wind up in there?

Sorry - no tongue on the first date.

Submariner said...

Someone ought to tell him that Al Franken no longer needs additional votes...

Submariner said...

In retrospect, that probably wasn't the best moment to tell Spot what kind of shoes I had just bought.

Submariner said...

Bill and Hillary always insisted that Chelsea take annual dental exams seriously.

Submariner said...

Hillary tries out for the lead in "The King and I."

dadoctah said...

Damn, I hate living in Florida....

Submariner said...

Famous last words:
Oh crap; looks like I'M "what's fer dinner..."

molson said...

Looks like somebody is going to need another Portuguese Water Dog.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble - "This is the strangest game of Where's Waldo I've ever played!"

-OR-

Looking for love in all the wrong places. UR Doing It Right!

mega said...

"Nope, no coins here." Obama's effort to scour the planet inch by inch for funds to pay for his $2,300,000,000,000 health care plan was slow and fraught with peril.

mega said...

"Yeah, OK, I'll let it give me head." Sadly, one-upping your friends on Youtube has become more and more challenging.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Queequeg! Queequeg! Come here little fellah! I can see ya, but I'm not coming in after ya.

ORA x-files

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Water Hazard

eat me said...

Obama: so that's what happened to BO...

eat me said...

Croc: mmm- mmm -mmmm Barrack Hussein Obama

Mr. Hankey said...

The search goes on for the John Edwards sex tape.