2. "It's kind of like fisting Andrew Sullivan, but tighter and less dangerous."
3. "Hey! I found your cat!"
4. "Hey, I found the Crocodile Hunter's baby!"
5. Julio's "ingenious" scheme for smuggling cocaine, crystal, and PCP ultimately netted him a Darwin Award.
Best of Vinney
"You think this is dangerous? Wait until I give him the colonoscopy."
Best of Silhouette
Making toys ain't looking so bad now, is it Hermey?
Best of blue
I'll find that 60th senate vote somewhere
Best of dub
Phillipines...the Enumclaw of the South Pacific.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh! Look! Barack Obama's college thesis!"
Best of dadoctah
That guy's got guts. I don't know if I could bring myself to french kiss Nancy Pelosi.
Best of robert
Looks like a little gingivitis... are you flossing?
Best of Submariner
Someone ought to tell him that Al Franken no longer needs additional votes...
Best of molson
Looks like somebody is going to need another Portuguese Water Dog.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Looking for love in all the wrong places. UR Doing It Right!
Best of mega
"Yeah, OK, I'll let it give me head." Sadly, one-upping your friends on Youtube has become more and more challenging.