Monday, January 25, 2010
1. "What do you, um, mean I have to wear this in the, um, Limo from now on?"
2. "From now on, um, Robert Gibbs has to, um, wear this in his um, news conferences. There will be no more, um, ear biting, um, incidents."
3. "Well, I um, figured since doing Michelle was like, um, nailing a New Orleans Saints linebacker anyway. I might as well, um, go with the fetish."
4. "And with my endorsement and the unwavering support of my White House campaign team, the Jets will be unstoppable. Unstoppable!"
5. "Let me be clear, this helmet is not about me!"
Wicked Best of sonicfrog
ORA: I'm The Obamanaught.... Bitch!
Best of molson
Ooob no need helmet. Ooob brain small.
Best of Silhouette
"Thanks! Just let me get on my mom jeans and we can go outside and, uh, kick a few."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Q: How's the First Helmet like the Dems' promise of universal healthcare that covers everyone, won't cost anything and eliminates fraud?
A: It's shiny and pretty on the outside, has a fine print disclaimer on the back admitting it doesn't really provide much protection, and underneath... why, it's completely hollow.
Best of divine miss m
Just put the #$%& on already, and try to remember not to lick the windows, either.
Best of HLam
I've decided to license the rights to the Presidential Seal to the NFL to help pay for Universal Healthcare.
Best of Adriane
I must say, this riding helmet will look fabulous with my polo unicorn!
Best of Submariner
So, um, how long before, um, it becomes a, um, chia pet?
Best of dadoctah
"All I *really* wanted was some of those big-ass shoulder pads like my Secretary of State wears."
Best of Steve O
Obama makes sure every knows that the Superbowl is not just about Him.