Monday, January 25, 2010

Dum-De-Dum-Dum-Dum


1. "What do you, um, mean I have to wear this in the, um, Limo from now on?"

2. "From now on, um, Robert Gibbs has to, um, wear this in his um, news conferences. There will be no more, um, ear biting, um, incidents."

3. "Well, I um, figured since doing Michelle was like, um, nailing a New Orleans Saints linebacker anyway. I might as well, um, go with the fetish."

4. "And with my endorsement and the unwavering support of my White House campaign team, the Jets will be unstoppable. Unstoppable!"

5. "Let me be clear, this helmet is not about me!"

Wicked Best of sonicfrog
ORA: I'm The Obamanaught.... Bitch!

Best of molson
Ooob no need helmet. Ooob brain small.

Best of Silhouette
"Thanks! Just let me get on my mom jeans and we can go outside and, uh, kick a few."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Q: How's the First Helmet like the Dems' promise of universal healthcare that covers everyone, won't cost anything and eliminates fraud?
A: It's shiny and pretty on the outside, has a fine print disclaimer on the back admitting it doesn't really provide much protection, and underneath... why, it's completely hollow.

Best of divine miss m
Just put the #$%& on already, and try to remember not to lick the windows, either.

Best of HLam
I've decided to license the rights to the Presidential Seal to the NFL to help pay for Universal Healthcare.

Best of Adriane
I must say, this riding helmet will look fabulous with my polo unicorn!

Best of Submariner
So, um, how long before, um, it becomes a, um, chia pet?

Best of dadoctah
"All I *really* wanted was some of those big-ass shoulder pads like my Secretary of State wears."

Best of Steve O
Obama makes sure every knows that the Superbowl is not just about Him.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

After last week's election, the New England Patriot's helmet had scrubbed for more appropriate- Team Obama helmet with a matching cup.

Vinney

Ellie Light said...

And before they took the field, the New Orleans Saints consulted with President Obama for a last minute strategy session and pep talk.

blue said...

The Washington Presidentials, lead by Heisman Trophy Winner Barry Soweto, are declared winners of the 2010 Superbowl 2 weeks before the game is played.

The NFL commissioner said " well after all, he has a helmet"

molson said...

Ooob no need helmet. Ooob brain small.

Silhouette said...

"Thanks! Just let me get on my mom jeans and we can go outside and, uh, kick a few."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: How's the First Helmet like the Dems' promise of universal healthcare that covers everyone, won't cost anything and eliminates fraud?
A: It's shiny and pretty on the outside, has a fine print disclaimer on the back admitting it doesn't really provide much protection, and underneath... why, it's completely hollow.

D. Dean said...

"You realize how much this gonna get on ebay?"

sonicfrog said...

ORA: I'm The Obamanaught.... Bitch!

dub said...

If I do say so myself, Mr Biden says I give good helmet.

divine miss m said...

Just put the #$%& on already, and try to remember not to lick the windows, either.

HLam said...

I've decided to license the rights to the Presidential Seal to the NFL to help pay for Universal Healthcare.

satted said...

And when I road the short bus to school I was given this helmet to show my school spirt......

satted said...

Thought Bubble, "maybe if I act like I play football they will like me again".....

satted said...

Man, do I need to jump on the NFL coat tails....

satted said...

Yes, like the unions, congress and me, the NFL players are not required to sign up for socialized heath care. If I have said it once, I have said it a 1000 times, socialized heath care is for the little people....And, it's not about ME.

satted said...

Nice tie.....

Adriane said...

I must say, this riding helmet will look fabulous with my polo unicorn!

Mr. Hankey said...

This will be a great protection for my head being bashed into the headboard when Michelle straps on...oops.

Mr. Hankey said...

15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct!!

Submariner said...

Thanks, coach; I can really use this when I try to come back in the garden "door" at the White House...

Submariner said...

Um, is THIS one the, um, "Arugala Hole?"

Submariner said...

OJA:

How do you like it? This is the one I selected for my new team; the "DC Running Eagles."




OJA - for the newbies, "Obscure Joke Alert."

Submariner said...

So, um, how long before, um, it becomes a, um, chia pet?

metalgarth said...

Do I really get to throw out the first pitch at the superbowl?

Steve O said...

With the latest addition to the league, it's looking like the Lions might win another game next year!

Kaptain Krude said...

How appropriate; it's starting to look like Obama is going to be the only one on his team.

(What a darn shame that is, too!)

dadoctah said...

"All I *really* wanted was some of those big-ass shoulder pads like my Secretary of State wears."

Army of Dad said...

"I um, wil be ah, wearing this um, special protective device on trips to bitter clinger states."

Army of Dad said...

Well at least this way he won't need a teleprompter since it has the radio in the helmet.

Steve O said...

Obama makes sure every knows that the Superbowl is not just about Him.