1. "Wow! These 3-D glasses really add to the effect of dub's projectile vomiting."
2. Avatar II, Pandora becomes a resort, and the floating mountains collapse under the collective weight of these women.
3. "I had a dream, but this sure the Hell wasn't it." - Martin Luther King.
4. "And just what kind of virgins were you expecting, Mr. Mohammed Abu Mohammed?"
5. "Damn, Sheneequa, you do need shades to stop the glare off BO's glistening pecs... but that Chris Matthews just keep on starin'. That fool goin' blind, unh-huh!"
Best of mega
ObamaCare coverage for glaucoma treatment is seen as not benefiting the rich fat-cats and their fetish for eye operations.
Best of Army of Dad
Dottie swears off Hinduism and starts worshipping the sun.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ahmadinejad's public beheadings and stonings draw rave reviews, too... "The heads seem to bounce right off the stage and into our laps!" cried one excited zealot. "And the way rocks fly around... oh they always make me duck!"
Best of Rodney Dill
-- from the 2010 Babes of Bagram Calenday
Best of Jack Reacher
Executive retreats for Microsoft Tech. Support sure have changed.
Best of Vinney
Slum Dog Millionaire goes 3D.
Best of Submariner
ORA: Basking in the afterglow for the 0.3 milliseconds before the Tehran sands turns to green glass.
Best of Shawn
"Nailin' Palin in 3-D" finally makes it to the New Delhi Omnimax.
Best of Tim
the original cylons bodies were chosen by the scientists wives
Best of Dactyl
Scott Summers' illegitimate children looking up Giganta's skirt.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, En Vogue have REALLY let themselves go.
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The US Govt's pilot-test of using 3D movies for Smart Diplomacy, "The Crusades", turned into the usual Obama fiasco.
Hollywood's star-encrusted benefit gala got Haiti 100,000 copies of Avatar and no food.
Iran's efforts to provide its citizens with protection from nuclear bomb tests was state-of-the-art in the Arab world.
ObamaCare coverage for glaucoma treatment is seen as not benefiting the rich fat-cats and their fetish for eye operations.
Dottie swears off Hinduism and starts worshipping the sun.
Bookings increased when the squalid Bangledesh resort began billing their entertainment package as - "Better than IMAX!" Everyone agreed... watching seagull poop fall from the sky never used to be this exciting.
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Attendance at Ahmadinejad's public hangings of traitors and opposition leaders soars on "Free 3-D Glasses" night.
Ahmadinejad's public beheadings and stonings draw rave reviews, too... "The heads seem to bounce right off the stage and into our laps!" cried one excited zealot. "And the way rocks fly around... oh they always make me duck!"
I see white people.....
How Dr. Pachauri sees global warming.
-- from the 2010 Babes of Bagram Calenday
Executive retreats for Microsoft Tech. Support sure have changed.
Slum Dog Millionaire goes 3D.
Vinney
Now it all makes sense.
Looks like we stumbled into a hay bar, V. What do you mean; "Those aren't cows?"
Nothin'
Nothin'
Just kickin' back at the Dearborn community pool, catchin' some rays, havin' a Bud.
You?
ORA:
Basking in the afterglow for the 0.3 milliseconds before the Tehran sands turns to green glass.
Microsoft's programming staff takes a break.
Eager shoppers wait for the Old Navy to open.
ATDHE
ACORN staffers wait to register to vote for Mawtha Coakley.
"Nailin' Palin in 3-D" finally makes it to the New Delhi Omnimax.
the original cylons bodies were chosen by the scientists wives
Manishaaa! Long time no see.
Those are going to be some atrocious tan lines.
Scott Summers' illegitimate children looking up Giganta's skirt.
Man, En Vogue have REALLY let themselves go.
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