Monday, January 18, 2010

The Detroit City Council Takes an Early Spring Break

Brender

1. "Wow! These 3-D glasses really add to the effect of dub's projectile vomiting."

2. Avatar II, Pandora becomes a resort, and the floating mountains collapse under the collective weight of these women.

3. "I had a dream, but this sure the Hell wasn't it." - Martin Luther King.

4. "And just what kind of virgins were you expecting, Mr. Mohammed Abu Mohammed?"

5. "Damn, Sheneequa, you do need shades to stop the glare off BO's glistening pecs... but that Chris Matthews just keep on starin'. That fool goin' blind, unh-huh!"

Best of mega
ObamaCare coverage for glaucoma treatment is seen as not benefiting the rich fat-cats and their fetish for eye operations.

Best of Army of Dad
Dottie swears off Hinduism and starts worshipping the sun.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ahmadinejad's public beheadings and stonings draw rave reviews, too... "The heads seem to bounce right off the stage and into our laps!" cried one excited zealot. "And the way rocks fly around... oh they always make me duck!"

Best of Rodney Dill
-- from the 2010 Babes of Bagram Calenday

Best of Jack Reacher
Executive retreats for Microsoft Tech. Support sure have changed.

Best of Vinney
Slum Dog Millionaire goes 3D.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Basking in the afterglow for the 0.3 milliseconds before the Tehran sands turns to green glass.

Best of Shawn
"Nailin' Palin in 3-D" finally makes it to the New Delhi Omnimax.

Best of Tim
the original cylons bodies were chosen by the scientists wives

Best of Dactyl
Scott Summers' illegitimate children looking up Giganta's skirt.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, En Vogue have REALLY let themselves go.

25 comments:

mega said...

The US Govt's pilot-test of using 3D movies for Smart Diplomacy, "The Crusades", turned into the usual Obama fiasco.

mega said...

Hollywood's star-encrusted benefit gala got Haiti 100,000 copies of Avatar and no food.

mega said...

Iran's efforts to provide its citizens with protection from nuclear bomb tests was state-of-the-art in the Arab world.

mega said...

ObamaCare coverage for glaucoma treatment is seen as not benefiting the rich fat-cats and their fetish for eye operations.

Army of Dad said...

Dottie swears off Hinduism and starts worshipping the sun.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bookings increased when the squalid Bangledesh resort began billing their entertainment package as - "Better than IMAX!" Everyone agreed... watching seagull poop fall from the sky never used to be this exciting.

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Attendance at Ahmadinejad's public hangings of traitors and opposition leaders soars on "Free 3-D Glasses" night.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ahmadinejad's public beheadings and stonings draw rave reviews, too... "The heads seem to bounce right off the stage and into our laps!" cried one excited zealot. "And the way rocks fly around... oh they always make me duck!"

blue said...

I see white people.....

sonicfrog said...

How Dr. Pachauri sees global warming.

Rodney Dill said...

-- from the 2010 Babes of Bagram Calenday

Jack Reacher said...

Executive retreats for Microsoft Tech. Support sure have changed.

Anonymous said...

Slum Dog Millionaire goes 3D.

Vinney

molson said...

Now it all makes sense.

Submariner said...

Looks like we stumbled into a hay bar, V. What do you mean; "Those aren't cows?"

Submariner said...

Nothin'
Nothin'
Just kickin' back at the Dearborn community pool, catchin' some rays, havin' a Bud.
You?

Submariner said...

ORA:
Basking in the afterglow for the 0.3 milliseconds before the Tehran sands turns to green glass.

GregMan said...

Microsoft's programming staff takes a break.

GregMan said...

Eager shoppers wait for the Old Navy to open.

ATDHE

GregMan said...

ACORN staffers wait to register to vote for Mawtha Coakley.

Shawn said...

"Nailin' Palin in 3-D" finally makes it to the New Delhi Omnimax.

Tim said...

the original cylons bodies were chosen by the scientists wives

Unscrupulous said...

Manishaaa! Long time no see.

Dactyl said...

Those are going to be some atrocious tan lines.

Dactyl said...

Scott Summers' illegitimate children looking up Giganta's skirt.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, En Vogue have REALLY let themselves go.