1. "Hello, Clarisse."
2. "Congressman Frank, a concerned parent would like to speak with you about the House Page uniforms you made mandatory in the banking bill."
3. Abercombrie and Fitch launches a line of athletic wear targeted for effete non-athletes.
4. You must be This Ghey to own Twilight on Blu-Ray.
5. With his light skin and no trace of a negro dialect, Billy thought his electoral chances were pretty good.
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While the yearbook committee reluctantly approved Ryan's photo, they had to draw the line at his submitted list of "after-school activities".
Best of GregMan
As some of the pre-production photos of Spiderman's new costume were leaked to the public, it became clear why Tobey McGuire walked out on the Spiderman 4 movie.
Best of sonicfrog
The young Michael Jackson clone, aware of the fate of his predecessor, wears an anti-plastic surgeon device to keep his face safe.
Best of Steve O
Even Batman isn't too sure of Robin's new costume idea.
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Vanity Fair Newsbeat: Hot on the hooves of his broadway flop as the naked horse whisperer, Daniel Radcliffe will star in an x-rated remake of The Mighty Ducks.
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San Fransisco's WalMart greeter.
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The Phantom of Folsom Street.
Best of Adriane
"Wearing Protection" took on a whole new meaning as more and more cougars hit the dating scene.
Best of Vinney
Kevin Jennings tries his damnest to work this into a homo-friendly cirriculum.
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I don't think I'm going to like the new version of "Tron" directed by Ang Lee.
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I find your lack of face, disturbing.
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This... is... Sparta...
The Reindeer Games. Coming in 2010.
So *that* explains Darth Gheyder's heavy breathing.
"I'm ready, Mr. Sullivan."
As some of the pre-production photos of Spiderman's new costume were leaked to the public, it became clear why Tobey McGuire walked out on the Spiderman 4 movie.
What happened when the NFL let Barney Frank design the new uniforms was a surprise to no one.
The young Michael Jackson clone, aware of the fate of his predecessor, wears an anti-plastic surgeon device to keep his face safe.
When Hitler designed the uniforms for the Rhein Fire, the NFL put off creating a league in Europe for over 50 years.
The Silence of the Stans.
Barney's new Real-Doll
Creepiest.Facial.Ever.
Even Batman isn't too sure of Robin's new costume idea.
Vanity Fair Newsbeat: Hot on the hooves of his broadway flop as the naked horse whisperer, Daniel Radcliffe will star in an x-rated remake of The Mighty Ducks.
WordVerify: hydrodig - what happens when an archeologist forgets to call Miss Utility
San Fransisco's WalMart greeter.
The Phantom of Folsom Street.
While the yearbook committee reluctantly approved Ryan's photo, they had to draw the line at his submitted list of "after-school activities".
"Wearing Protection" took on a whole new meaning as more and more cougars hit the dating scene.
TARGETED MARKETING, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER:
"Who would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Kevin Jennings tries his damnest to work this into a homo-friendly cirriculum.
or
The gay community version of "Got Milk" has a not so subtle undertone.
Vinney
I don't think I'm going to like the new version of "Tron" directed by Ang Lee.
Sadly, body armor had become necessary even for the younger, stronger reporters covering politics in Massachusettes.
"Stop laughing at my CPAP mask, guys! Sleep apnea is a serious condition!"
wv: mocksia. The imitation capital of Russia.
Toby McGuire's high school yearbook photo explained a lot...
I find your lack of face, disturbing.
So; Ang Lee's remaking "Rollerball?"
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