Tuesday, January 12, 2010
1. "Hello, Clarisse."
2. "Congressman Frank, a concerned parent would like to speak with you about the House Page uniforms you made mandatory in the banking bill."
3. Abercombrie and Fitch launches a line of athletic wear targeted for effete non-athletes.
4. You must be This Ghey to own Twilight on Blu-Ray.
5. With his light skin and no trace of a negro dialect, Billy thought his electoral chances were pretty good.
Wicked Best of dadoctah
While the yearbook committee reluctantly approved Ryan's photo, they had to draw the line at his submitted list of "after-school activities".
Best of GregMan
As some of the pre-production photos of Spiderman's new costume were leaked to the public, it became clear why Tobey McGuire walked out on the Spiderman 4 movie.
Best of sonicfrog
The young Michael Jackson clone, aware of the fate of his predecessor, wears an anti-plastic surgeon device to keep his face safe.
Best of Steve O
Even Batman isn't too sure of Robin's new costume idea.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Vanity Fair Newsbeat: Hot on the hooves of his broadway flop as the naked horse whisperer, Daniel Radcliffe will star in an x-rated remake of The Mighty Ducks.
Best of Double the U
San Fransisco's WalMart greeter.
Best of divine miss m
The Phantom of Folsom Street.
Best of Adriane
"Wearing Protection" took on a whole new meaning as more and more cougars hit the dating scene.
Best of Vinney
Kevin Jennings tries his damnest to work this into a homo-friendly cirriculum.
Best of Kaptain Krude
I don't think I'm going to like the new version of "Tron" directed by Ang Lee.
Best of Rodney Dill
I find your lack of face, disturbing.