Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Da Mask


1. "Hello, Clarisse."

2. "Congressman Frank, a concerned parent would like to speak with you about the House Page uniforms you made mandatory in the banking bill."

3. Abercombrie and Fitch launches a line of athletic wear targeted for effete non-athletes.

4. You must be This Ghey to own Twilight on Blu-Ray.

5. With his light skin and no trace of a negro dialect, Billy thought his electoral chances were pretty good.

Wicked Best of dadoctah
While the yearbook committee reluctantly approved Ryan's photo, they had to draw the line at his submitted list of "after-school activities".

Best of GregMan
As some of the pre-production photos of Spiderman's new costume were leaked to the public, it became clear why Tobey McGuire walked out on the Spiderman 4 movie.

Best of sonicfrog
The young Michael Jackson clone, aware of the fate of his predecessor, wears an anti-plastic surgeon device to keep his face safe.

Best of Steve O
Even Batman isn't too sure of Robin's new costume idea.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Vanity Fair Newsbeat: Hot on the hooves of his broadway flop as the naked horse whisperer, Daniel Radcliffe will star in an x-rated remake of The Mighty Ducks.

Best of Double the U
San Fransisco's WalMart greeter.

Best of divine miss m
The Phantom of Folsom Street.

Best of Adriane
"Wearing Protection" took on a whole new meaning as more and more cougars hit the dating scene.

Best of Vinney
Kevin Jennings tries his damnest to work this into a homo-friendly cirriculum.

Best of Kaptain Krude
I don't think I'm going to like the new version of "Tron" directed by Ang Lee.

Best of Rodney Dill
I find your lack of face, disturbing.

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

This... is... Sparta...

molson said...

The Reindeer Games. Coming in 2010.

Matt the K said...

So *that* explains Darth Gheyder's heavy breathing.

GregMan said...

"I'm ready, Mr. Sullivan."

GregMan said...

As some of the pre-production photos of Spiderman's new costume were leaked to the public, it became clear why Tobey McGuire walked out on the Spiderman 4 movie.

GregMan said...

What happened when the NFL let Barney Frank design the new uniforms was a surprise to no one.

sonicfrog said...

The young Michael Jackson clone, aware of the fate of his predecessor, wears an anti-plastic surgeon device to keep his face safe.

Army of Dad said...

When Hitler designed the uniforms for the Rhein Fire, the NFL put off creating a league in Europe for over 50 years.

Army of Dad said...

The Silence of the Stans.

Mr. Hankey said...

Barney's new Real-Doll

dub said...

Creepiest.Facial.Ever.

Steve O said...

Even Batman isn't too sure of Robin's new costume idea.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Vanity Fair Newsbeat: Hot on the hooves of his broadway flop as the naked horse whisperer, Daniel Radcliffe will star in an x-rated remake of The Mighty Ducks.

WordVerify: hydrodig - what happens when an archeologist forgets to call Miss Utility

Double the U said...

San Fransisco's WalMart greeter.

divine miss m said...

The Phantom of Folsom Street.

dadoctah said...

While the yearbook committee reluctantly approved Ryan's photo, they had to draw the line at his submitted list of "after-school activities".

Adriane said...

"Wearing Protection" took on a whole new meaning as more and more cougars hit the dating scene.

Shawn said...

TARGETED MARKETING, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER:

"Who would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

Anonymous said...

Kevin Jennings tries his damnest to work this into a homo-friendly cirriculum.

or

The gay community version of "Got Milk" has a not so subtle undertone.

Vinney

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't think I'm going to like the new version of "Tron" directed by Ang Lee.

mega said...

Sadly, body armor had become necessary even for the younger, stronger reporters covering politics in Massachusettes.

dadoctah said...

"Stop laughing at my CPAP mask, guys! Sleep apnea is a serious condition!"

wv: mocksia. The imitation capital of Russia.

Submariner said...

Toby McGuire's high school yearbook photo explained a lot...

Rodney Dill said...

I find your lack of face, disturbing.

Submariner said...

So; Ang Lee's remaking "Rollerball?"