Bestest of Double the U
Yup Jimmy, you just stick your head right there in the corn hole. He never lived it down for the rest of the fifth grade.
Bestest of Passionate Conservative
The mascot for the football team used to be the Cherokees, but then Obama-Era political correctness took over, and they become the "Jackson Middle School Cornholers."
Bestest of Vinney
Young Jimmy made a fortune renting his hat to the girls in the dorm.
Bestest of Submariner
Timmah and his buddies REALLY enjoyed wishing people into the corn.
Bestest of Carpe Phlogiston
Under the Obamalama Health Care Plan, expect overworked doctors to rely heavily on holistic medicine-
"Just paint the tumor yellow and take him to a lot of sports events. NEXT!"
Bestest of Matt the K
I am CornHattio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!