Saturday, January 09, 2010

Crazy Corn Head

Schneider

Bestest of Double the U
Yup Jimmy, you just stick your head right there in the corn hole. He never lived it down for the rest of the fifth grade.

Bestest of Passionate Conservative
The mascot for the football team used to be the Cherokees, but then Obama-Era political correctness took over, and they become the "Jackson Middle School Cornholers."

Bestest of Vinney
Young Jimmy made a fortune renting his hat to the girls in the dorm.

Bestest of Submariner
Timmah and his buddies REALLY enjoyed wishing people into the corn.

Bestest of Carpe Phlogiston
Under the Obamalama Health Care Plan, expect overworked doctors to rely heavily on holistic medicine-
"Just paint the tumor yellow and take him to a lot of sports events. NEXT!"

Bestest of Matt the K
I am CornHattio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!

22 comments:

Double the U said...

Yup Jimmy, you just stick your head right there in the corn hole. He never lived it down for the rest of the fifth grade.

Nose said...

Before Jimmy was born, Mom used the vibrator so much it was hard to tell who the father was.

blue said...

Andrew Sullivan wants to teach Jimmy the other definition of cornholing....

Anonymous said...

In the interest of a healthy diet, Green Bay Packer fans change their image and go to a low fat souvenir.

Vinney

Passionate Conservative said...

...somehow, "head up a cornhole" doesn't sound too much fun.

Passionate Conservative said...

The mascot for the football team used to be the Cherokees, but then political correctness took over, and the new mascot was a vegetable, since vegetables had no political power.

Passionate Conservative said...

"...and the 2010 Vegetarian Bowl is underway!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey, at least Hitler and a pineapple weren't involved...(ORA)

dub said...

$5 says his head looks just like that when he extracts it from Andrew Sullivans rectum.

Anonymous said...

Young Jimmy made a fortune renting his hat to the girls in the dorm.

Vinney

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, nobody told Timmah that his hat used to belong to Rosie O'Donuts...

Submariner said...

Timmah and his buddies REALLY enjoyed wishing people into the corn.

Submariner said...

Whispered voice from nowhere; "If you wear it, she will cum..."

Submariner said...

A young Frank N. Furter enjoys his first game involving stiff poles and balls.

Submariner said...

The camera's too close for me to tell; is Billy a Nebraska fan, or does he just goes to Castro District Elementary School?

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, Billy was in front of Andrew Sullivan and found himself suffering from rectal/cranial inversion at half time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Ephram grew up to run a successful biofuels and high fructose corn syrup factory.

-OR-

Under the Obamalama Health Care Plan, expect overworked doctors to rely heavily on holistic medicine-
"Just paint the tumor yellow and take him to a lot of sports events. NEXT!"

Matt the K said...

I am CornHattio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!

Rodney Dill said...

Husker did

Silhouette said...

"Go ahead. We're all ears."

molson said...

Corn and holes just go together.

dadoctah said...

Children of the Corn: Ur doin it rong.