Bestest of Double the U
Yup Jimmy, you just stick your head right there in the corn hole. He never lived it down for the rest of the fifth grade.
Bestest of Passionate Conservative
The mascot for the football team used to be the Cherokees, but then Obama-Era political correctness took over, and they become the "Jackson Middle School Cornholers."
Bestest of Vinney
Young Jimmy made a fortune renting his hat to the girls in the dorm.
Bestest of Submariner
Timmah and his buddies REALLY enjoyed wishing people into the corn.
Bestest of Carpe Phlogiston
Under the Obamalama Health Care Plan, expect overworked doctors to rely heavily on holistic medicine-
"Just paint the tumor yellow and take him to a lot of sports events. NEXT!"
Bestest of Matt the K
I am CornHattio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!
22 comments:
Yup Jimmy, you just stick your head right there in the corn hole. He never lived it down for the rest of the fifth grade.
Before Jimmy was born, Mom used the vibrator so much it was hard to tell who the father was.
Andrew Sullivan wants to teach Jimmy the other definition of cornholing....
In the interest of a healthy diet, Green Bay Packer fans change their image and go to a low fat souvenir.
Vinney
...somehow, "head up a cornhole" doesn't sound too much fun.
The mascot for the football team used to be the Cherokees, but then political correctness took over, and the new mascot was a vegetable, since vegetables had no political power.
"...and the 2010 Vegetarian Bowl is underway!"
Hey, at least Hitler and a pineapple weren't involved...(ORA)
$5 says his head looks just like that when he extracts it from Andrew Sullivans rectum.
Young Jimmy made a fortune renting his hat to the girls in the dorm.
Vinney
Unfortunately, nobody told Timmah that his hat used to belong to Rosie O'Donuts...
Timmah and his buddies REALLY enjoyed wishing people into the corn.
Whispered voice from nowhere; "If you wear it, she will cum..."
A young Frank N. Furter enjoys his first game involving stiff poles and balls.
The camera's too close for me to tell; is Billy a Nebraska fan, or does he just goes to Castro District Elementary School?
Unfortunately, Billy was in front of Andrew Sullivan and found himself suffering from rectal/cranial inversion at half time.
Little Ephram grew up to run a successful biofuels and high fructose corn syrup factory.
-OR-
Under the Obamalama Health Care Plan, expect overworked doctors to rely heavily on holistic medicine-
"Just paint the tumor yellow and take him to a lot of sports events. NEXT!"
I am CornHattio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!
Husker did
"Go ahead. We're all ears."
Corn and holes just go together.
Children of the Corn: Ur doin it rong.
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