Friday, January 08, 2010

A Coon and Some Number of Bitches


1. Kid on the far right's thought bubble: "Don't you take my dog's affections away you chalk-faced whore!"

2. Two days after the raccoon face-hugger attacked Marjorine, it's offspring burst from her stomach and ruined yet another family photo.

3. Can you spot the predators in this picture?

4. Next on Ghost Hunters, is the ghost of Roy Kohn haunting old family portraits?

5. "Nice job, Rex. You totally slaughtered that squirrel!"

17 comments:

Submariner said...

Boy on right thawt bubble; "Fer the love of Gaia, Pops! Mom's on your OTHER side..."

Submariner said...

Boy on right thawt bubble; "But it was MY turn to wear the pork chop necklace..."

Anonymous said...

Cheech Marin photobombs another family portrait at Olan Mills.

Vinney

flyovercountry said...

"Crazy as a pet coon", can you spot who that is referring to?

flyovercountry said...

Girl? on the right thought bubble:

Once that dog spots that coon, it's going to be interesting.

Mr. Hankey said...

The women tried not to show their displeasure, but obviously Kyle misunderstood when they asked him to bring a coon to their next orgy.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Oh great. Timmy gets to pet the dog, Susan gets to cuddle the racoon, and I'm stuck with creepy Uncle Frank. Again."

sonicfrog said...

I KNEW IT!!! Michael Medved is really a hillbilly!!!

dadoctah said...

Merry Christmas from the Foxworthys!

Double the U said...

He knew that one day... one day soon he would get his revenge on that foul raccoon.

divine miss m said...

A reminder to the boy holding back the predator and the girl holding the prey: when you don't respect Mother Nature, sometimes she turns bitch on yo ass!

blue said...

see kids, inbreeding does cause birth defects.....

blue said...

we are short a women, which of you studs wants to double team the Doberman??

Matt the K said...

Tommy was a little uncomfortable sitting for the Bestialpedo Family portrait for he had just wet his pants while starting a fire in the laundry room.

Matt the K said...

Everyone else thought Ricky Raccoon was just being fidgety; but Billy the Enforcer knew he was fervently tapping "Send Help" in Morse Code.

molson said...

When I look at your coon, I touch myself.

Tim said...

A young Robert Pattison works to perfect his future posing look.