1. "I should respond to the Mullet Signal by hopping in the Mulletmobile and racing to the scene of the crime... but first, 20 more curls."
2. "My mullet and tight upper body distracts everyone from the cancerous lesion on my right calf."
3. "Mulletman requires laces and velcro to secure the Mulletsneakers to my powerful Mulletfeet."
4. "Nice try, Cletus, but I really don't think Ang Lee wants to do a sequel to Joe Dirt."
5. "I can't stand mullets," Army of Mom seethed. "You better be huge!'
Biblical Best of Dactyl
But were his long denim shorts to be shorn off, his God-given strength would vanish and the Philistines would be victorious.
Best of censors hip
Bud Bundy tones up but still can't get laid
Best of Unscrupulous
He's all business in the front, party in the back, and douche bag all over.
Best of Army of Mom
I can give him a haircut. What worries me is his decorating. What is that on his wall?
Best of Jay Guevara
A pair of dumbells.
Best of Submariner (sort of)
Introducing; V the K's third blogosphere alter-ego, Gregory of Pects
Best of dub
Dont flex so hard and you wont shit all those bricks.
Best of Matt the K
Next up on A&E's "Trailer Park Trimmers", 'Rat Tails: 1/10 the the mullet but three times the meth.'
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Bud Bundy tones up but still can't get laid
"Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in my Camaro?"
Chad is still waiting for the 80's to come back in style.
With so many intern applicants there had to be a tie breaker for the job with Anderson Cooper.
Vinney
He has a mullet?
How Barry Melrose sees himself.
He's all business in the front, party in the back, and douche bag all over.
I can give him a haircut. What worries me is his decorating. What is that on his wall?
Shampoo won't fix that Tennessee top hat son. We're gonna need the string trimmer.
The 2010 Mullet Pride Calendar
Miss "Stumpy Leggs" January enjoys lifting little weights, haute couture culottes
Turn Ons - tofu spread on triangles of crustless whole wheat... and world peace
Turn Offs - shoe laces that won't stay tied... and sick intercourses
Two dumbells.
Next week on "The Situation's Room"...curls for the girls!
*sing to the Village People tune of Macho Man*
Mullet, Mullet Man. I wanna be a Mullet Man.
Army of Mom said...
I can give him a haircut. What worries me is his decorating. What is that on his wall?
Where he last finished curling, and started hurling?
Introducing; Gregory Pects
Dont flex so hard and you wont shit all those bricks.
But were his long denim shorts to be shorn off, his God-given strength would vanish and the Philistines would be victorious.
Next up on Fashion Eye for the Mullet Guy ... tackling our Biggest Challenge Ever!
Next up on A&E's "Trailer Park Trimmers", 'Rat Tails: 1/10 the the mullet but three times the meth.'
In exiting his teens, Tim realized he should stop waiting for Obama's promised "20 pounds of bicep muscle for every American as a human right", and actually earn it.
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