Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Behold the Awesome Power of Mullet Man
1. "I should respond to the Mullet Signal by hopping in the Mulletmobile and racing to the scene of the crime... but first, 20 more curls."
2. "My mullet and tight upper body distracts everyone from the cancerous lesion on my right calf."
3. "Mulletman requires laces and velcro to secure the Mulletsneakers to my powerful Mulletfeet."
4. "Nice try, Cletus, but I really don't think Ang Lee wants to do a sequel to Joe Dirt."
5. "I can't stand mullets," Army of Mom seethed. "You better be huge!'
Biblical Best of Dactyl
But were his long denim shorts to be shorn off, his God-given strength would vanish and the Philistines would be victorious.
Best of censors hip
Bud Bundy tones up but still can't get laid
Best of Unscrupulous
He's all business in the front, party in the back, and douche bag all over.
Best of Army of Mom
I can give him a haircut. What worries me is his decorating. What is that on his wall?
Best of Jay Guevara
A pair of dumbells.
Best of Submariner (sort of)
Introducing; V the K's third blogosphere alter-ego, Gregory of Pects
Best of dub
Dont flex so hard and you wont shit all those bricks.
Best of Matt the K
Next up on A&E's "Trailer Park Trimmers", 'Rat Tails: 1/10 the the mullet but three times the meth.'