Wednesday, February 24, 2010

And she can't get up...



1. When you're too f--ked up to sit on a toilet the right way, it's time to call it a night.

2. Larry Craig was bitterly disappointed when he saw what he had spent 20 minutes tap-dancing with.

3. IDK who she is, but if she lives anywhere in the mid-Atlantic region, I guarantee my son will bring her home one night.

4. I hate bobbing for apples with scene chicks.

5. "Rusty was a good goldfish. I will mourn for him always." (FLUSH)

Best of GregMan
"Oh man, where does the ignition key go?" Sandy was just a few short minutes away from starring in the next episode of Cops.

Best of dadoctah
This is a side of Marie Osmond most people don't get to see.

Best of Jay Guevara
Medea went off the bathroom to sulk, while her boyfriend Lance (next photo down) stormed out of the club.

Best of Submariner
From that look, methinks she found the power adjustment for the bidet...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After The Addam's Family went into syndication, THING would hang around goth nightclubs stroking the heads of unconscious drunk chicks while they sat on bidets.

Best of metalgarth
ORA: 15 years later, Butters wishes had been a "faggy goth kid" instead of a "cryin' little pussy"

Best of metalgarth
Amy Winehouse meets the Tidy Bowl Man.... film @ 11

Best of mega
Jimmy Fallon takes the "slave ownership" game a little too seriously.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

You seen 'Red Bull' around here anywhere

(wv: sworseh - well the right letters are there)

GregMan said...

Another Obama voter wakes up the next day to realize what a horrible mistake she made.

GregMan said...

The sad part is, the only thing Dub sees wrong with this is the very slight fat roll above her panties.

GregMan said...

"Oh man, where does the ignition key go?" Sandy was just a few short minutes away from starring in the next episode of Cops.

dadoctah said...

This is a side of Marie Osmond most people don't get to see.

blue said...

Toilets - not just for crapping anymore

Matt the K said...

OKAY,...Lohan, we get it!! Your f*cked up. We know.

molson said...

Isn't she suppose to be humping a Harley?

dub said...

Blumpkin....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Jay Guevara said...

Medea went off the bathroom to sulk, while her boyfriend Lance (next photo down) stormed out of the club.

Submariner said...

From that look, methinks she found the power adjustment for the bidet...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Public complaints about lo flow commodes never ceased, so legislators decided to ban toilet bowls altogether. Alice demonstrates the new "sybian squatlet" - giving a whole new meaning to taking it up the wazoo.

-OR-

After The Addam's Family went into syndication, THING would hang around goth nightclubs stroking the heads of unconscious drunk chicks while they sat on bidets.

Steve O said...

Maybe she can't get up, but I sure can.

metalgarth said...

ORA: 15 years later, Butters wishes had been a "faggy goth kid" instead of a "cryin' little pussy"

metalgarth said...

Amy Winehouse meets the Tidy Bowl Man.... film @ 11

Anonymous said...

Who says you can't catch anything from a toilet seat?

Vinney

dub said...

Smokin a bowl....uR DOIn iT RonG!


wv: coogie....yes, you can catch those from her.

Dactyl said...

Hey, a bra tattoo. That's original.

mega said...

Jimmy Fallon takes the "slave ownership" game a little too seriously.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This b&w image is a great way to practice photoshop skills. Highlight and change all the black to another color. She's gotta look a little better in pink or neon green. OTOH, change all the skin to black and it sorta looks like a giant rat.

WordVerify: mateate - black widows do this, and i think a lot of fat women have, too

Kaptain Krude said...

"I always feel so safe bending over to clean your toilet, Mr. Sullivan."