Wednesday, December 23, 2009
1. And then the ACLU attorney yelled, "Don't you force your God on me!" and threw a boiling pot of lentil soup on them.
2. "We wish you a meaningless existence! We wish you a meaningless existence! We wish you a meaningless existence! And you'll rot in the grave!" Atheists have carolers, too.
3. "Hi! We're the carolers from the Gay-Straight Alliance. What would you rather hear, 'I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus?' or something by Lady Ga-Ga?"
4. "Why thank you, Congressman Frank. We'd love to come in for some of your 'Special Eggnog.' What do you mean 'just the boys?' "
5. "You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why. It's because the psychiatric profession is just a scam to sell you drugs." Scientology carolers.
Wicked Best of Silhouette
It was a sad day for the Low Self Esteem carolers when the door opened wide to reveal Simon Cowell.
Best of GregMan
"Oh little town of Washington, how your taxes bleed us dry..."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Pelosi wouldn't come to the door. Obviously these weren't her constituents.
Best of Vinney
"Hey mom, what are those two twinks in the Santa hats doing decorating the Christmas tree with real candles"?
Best of dadoctah
"I'm not even going to ask who you people are. I'd just like to know why it's snowing in my family room."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, I don't know how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. Now you damn kids get off my damn lawn!" John 'Grumpy' McCain was just having a really bad day
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Johnny loved his hunting parka, but even that didn't hold a candle to Timmy's leopard skin penis warmer.
Best of Submariner
Uhhhhh, Mrs. Pelosi? It's customary to at LEAST throw on a robe before you open the door to carolers...
Best of Adriane
On the first day of Christmas, Al Gore, he gave to me ... No proof of Global Warming...