Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Well, I think your hat is funny, so neener neener



Wicked Best of Silhouette
One more payment, hon, and the Ronco Bedazzler embroidery attachment is ours.

Wicked Best of GregMan
In the first free elections ever held in the Republic of Zkmnkjdkstvistan, Achmed proudly casts his vote for the "Live Racoon On Your Head" party.

Best of dadoctah
In an election day 2012 photo-op, John and Cindy McCain cast their ballots. Afterwards, it's off to Luby's for brunch.

Best of GregMan
"OK, I put it in the basket, can we board the damn plane now?!?"

Best of Mr Hankey
Lady Gaga's parents are big supporters of the Peoples Choice Awards.

Best of Silhouette
Madonna's latest reincarnation was actually my favorite so far.

Best of racerboy
The Gou'ald of the Upper Mongolian Steppe get little to no respect among the System Lords...

Best of Silhouette
America: 2035 Citizens simply drop their files into the bin, and every month one lucky person is chosen for treatment.

Best of racerboy
Rhasa and Lakhpa apply to get in line for a turn at Paris Hilton.

Best of molson
Obamy gets elected president of Nepal. Seems he's just as eligible to be president there as he is here.

Best of Shawn
OH ALRIGHT WOMAN, Hush!
Imma just gonna mail that Loch Ness Monster muh three fiddy.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Two of the Chinese terracotta statues were last seen leaving the National Geographic Museum and disappearing into a crowded Metro station.

Best of Matt the K
Unimpressed Fred & Joanne fill out comment cards after staying in the Nutcracker Suite.

Best of Jay Guevara
"There. That should put Franken over the top. Call the ACORN guy to schedule a pickup."

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I hope that family we're supporting in America gets this before Christmas."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

In an election day 2012 photo-op, John and Cindy McCain cast their ballots. Afterwards, it's off to Luby's for brunch.

Whacko said...

ACORN's voter influence reaches even into Outer Bumfu*kistan.

dub said...

Its the first box that Nanook has stuffed in a very long time.

GregMan said...

In the first free elections ever held in the Republic of Zkmnkjdkstvistan, Achmed proudly casts his vote for the "Live Racoon On Your Head" party.

GregMan said...

"OK, I put it in the basket, can we board the damn plane now?!?"

GregMan said...

Imchak knew the TSA would never search him or his wife, for fear of being accused of "profiling", so they continued smuggling wedding cakes and live weasels into the U.S. on flight after flight.

blue said...

voters overwhelmingly reject Obama's plan to tax people who wear hats to pay for health care.....

Mr Hankey said...

Lady Gaga's parents are big supporters of the Peoples Choice Awards.

Silhouette said...

Madonna's latest reincarnation was actually my favorite so far.

Silhouette said...

It turned out the much advertized "Eco"-document shredder was just a rapid rat in a cage.

racerboy said...

The Gou'ald of the Upper Mongolian Steppe get little to no respect among the System Lords...

Silhouette said...

America: 2035 Citizens simply drop their files into the bin, and every month one lucky person is chosen for treatment.

Silhouette said...

CapThis regulars continue to vote for the 2009 Year End Best Ofs.

Hint, hint, hint, hint, hint.

Did I mention this is a hint?

racerboy said...

Rhasa and Lakhpa apply to get in line for a turn at Paris Hilton.

Verif. word: fershizz - Fershizz that dawg be wearin' a squirrel on his hed, man!

Silhouette said...

One more payment, hon, and the Ronco Bedazzler embroidery attachment is ours.

sonicfrog said...

"Shish - Boom - Bah"

Anonymous said...

Publishers Clearing House taps the Chinese market.

Vinney

molson said...

Obamy gets elected president of Nepal. Seems he's just as eligible to be president there as he is here.

Submariner said...

Nice likeness, Mama-san, but I do not think you should be zeroxing your nether parts at the library...

Anonymous said...

Even in old age, Suzie Wong is remembered for her head.

Vinney

Shawn said...

OH ALRIGHT WOMAN, Hush!

Imma just gonna mail that Loch Ness Monster muh three fiddy.

jeff said...

In Elbonia, political parties are illustrated with hats, not colors.

Submariner said...

Let's see if Penthouse publishes THAT "true story."

Submariner said...

Too bad that polar bear got Ninuk through the bus window on the way over; Ninuk would have liked to have voted for The One as Emperor for Life, too...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When interviewed later, the two elders expressed much happiness that Kim Jung Il distributed these techno marvels free of charge. They were convinced the new ballot box/toilet paper dispenser would lead to fairer and more democratic elections.

-OR-

More proof that once you get out, you do NOT want to go back. Two of the Chinese terracotta statues were last seen leaving the National Geographic Museum and disappearing into a crowded Metro station.

Matt the K said...

Unimpressed Fred & Joanne fill out comment cards after staying in the Nutcracker Suite.

Jay Guevara said...

"There. That should put Franken over the top. Call the ACORN guy to schedule a pickup."