Monday, December 28, 2009

Welcome to the Gulag, Baby

Hi, to close out 2009, I am presenting the leftover pics that I wanted to use, but couldn't think of captions for. I'm gonna treat these as free-for-alls, and update the Best ofs daily for the rest of the year. (Unless I am offline on 12-30 doing dad stuff)



Best of blue
the new cast of Scrubs awaiting execution

Best of Matt the K
Dear Mom, dorm life at the University of Siberia is quite different from the brochures. Please send smokes.

Best of dadoctah
"Listen up, double-o seven. One of our agents has infiltrated the elite guard, undetected by his comrades despite his nonstandard footwear and lack of trousers."

Best of jeff
In Soviet Russia, we imprison you!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Leave No Child Behind - Teach to the Test!

Best of Submariner
Oh yeah? Well, when Kevin Bacon gets here we're gonna DANCE!

Best of Army of Dad
Obama did away with Gitmo, but his new prison raised some serious questions. Meanwhile the Secretary of Homeland Security claims the system works!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first group of Americans who refuse to purchase health care insurance are rounded up by Stalin wanabees.

Vinney

Tim said...

By 2014 college gulags were fairly common, yet haphazard

molson said...

Welcome to Monorville. Population: Far too many to count.

Mr Hankey said...

Democratic poll-takers have determined their new survey techniques.

Silhouette said...

I'm not surprised the grass is so lush and green, what with all the BS.

blue said...

the new cast of Scrubs awaiting execution

Matt the K said...

Welcome incoming freshman to Berkeley Re-education School of Monothought.

Matt the K said...

Dear Mom, dorm life at the University of Siberia is quite different from the brochures. Please send smokes.

Matt the K said...

"Spies Like Us Part II" was unsurprisingly better than the original.

Submariner said...

The cliche' "shooting fish in a barrel" never even entered the ACORN voter registration worker's mind.

Submariner said...

Da, Komrade Secretary. The "breeders" who infiltrated the State Department have been sequestered as you ordered. Next?

Jay Guevara said...

Prisoner on far right (!) to female guard: "But all I said was 'George Bush wasn't all bad.'"

dadoctah said...

"Listen up, double-o seven. One of our agents has infiltrated the elite guard, undetected by his comrades despite his nonstandard footwear and lack of trousers."

jeff said...

In Soviet Russia, we imprison you!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Leave No Child Behind - Test to the Test!
There wasn't a dry eye in the house at the Red Dawn reenactment when Smitty grabbed the wires and yelled, "Avenge me, boys! AVENGE ME!!!" Sadly, 96% of the student audience didn't know what "avenge" meant.

-OR-

As is oft the case with protests, the Tuesday portrayal of Sudbury's new dusk to dawn curfew for unemployed youth as the equivalent of a gulag fell on deaf ears.
UPDATE: Wednesday morning, six protestors of a dusk to dawn curfew were found in shallow graves just off Main Street. Nobody wanted to talk about it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Grrrr, should have been "TEACH to the test"

Army of Dad said...

Carpe, well done on your first cap!

Submariner said...

ORA?

Oh yeah? Well, when Kevin Bacon gets here we're gonna DANCE!

Army of Dad said...

Obama did away with Gitmo, but his new prison raised some serious questions. Meanwhile the Secretary of Homeland Security claims the system works!

Army of Dad said...

Well hellooo nurse!

Army of Dad said...

Gulag Gangbang 2.

Even porn sequels suck worse than the original.

Submariner said...

Sean Penn's re-imagined remake of "The Great Escape" made the Allied prisoners the buffoons...

Submariner said...

Hey, look. If the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, then the Russians HAD to be part of the Axis.