Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Wicked Best of GregMan
At the National Spelling Bee championships, The Obamessiah's winning answer is posted on the outdoor sign. The word he was asked to spell was "cat".

Best of Rodney Dill
Ha! Proof that Obama deserves his B+ for his spelling ability.

Best of Vinney
When they hired Fred to run the scoreboard, he conveniently forgot to mention his dyslexia. Fortunately, no fans were offended.

Best of blue
Translation: Free Cheese in Obamaland!!!

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"You'll find no unnecessary vowels in Cymry"

Best of Seoulman (R)
NEW Corporate Policy: Never have an ad campaign sent to you by a text message

Best of mpur
Another White House first: All speeches are to be simulcast in Michelle's native Klingon tongue.

Best of Jack Reacher
Stringing together word verification phrases may be entertaining, but is it art?

Best of dadoctah
"We're gonna need both Dan Brown *and* Tom Hanks to decode this one."

Best of molson
If you can read this you are probably Tom Cruise.

Best of divine miss m
"Mmm, mmm, börk, börk, börk!"

24 comments:

Double the U said...

Water restrictions still in effect. See your citizen's regulations for more info.

Rodney Dill said...

Ha! Proof that Obama deserves his B+ for his spelling ability.

Submariner said...

Next signage:
Folow the deram!

Submariner said...

How about that?
California finally passed the mandatory Ebonics legislation!

Submariner said...

RD, not so fast;
If it WAS "The One" that jotted that, then the next Random House Collegiate Dictionary edition will have whatever that is as the proper spelling...

GregMan said...

Dammit, there goes Obama without his TelePrompTer again...

GregMan said...

Somebody's Babel Fish is acting up.

GregMan said...

So this sign was programmed by H1-B's too?

Achilles said...

I am pretty sure "Crev Gwir Fel" is Welsh for "Avalon Manor," and "Gwydyr" is Welsh for "Gaydar."

Anonymous said...

When they hired Fred to run the scoreboard, he conveniently forgot to mention his dyslexia. Fortunately, no fans were offended.

Vinney

blue said...

Free Cheese in Obamaland!!!

dub said...

Where Da White Women Wit Da Big Packages At?

GregMan said...

At the National Spelling Bee championships, The Obamessiah's winning answer is posted on the outdoor sign. The word he was asked to spell was "cat".

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"You'll find no unnecessary vowels in Cymry"

Seoulman (R) said...

Welcome terrorists, this is our ground zero - just waiting for you.

Seoulman (R) said...

Microsoft Ad: "When you don't use spellcheck, people notice."

Seoulman (R) said...

NEW Corporate Policy: Never have an ad campaign sent to you by a text message

mpur said...

Another White House first: All speeches are to be simulcast in Michelle's native Klingon tongue.



WV: rapral See???

Jack Reacher said...

In the year 2020, the National Health Agency's headquarters offers daily greetings, composed by the same people who plan Americans' health care.

Jack Reacher said...

Stringing together word verification phrases may be entertaining, but is it art?

Rodney Dill said...

Opt-TOTUS Prime

dadoctah said...

"We're gonna need both Dan Brown *and* Tom Hanks to decode this one."

wv: melicat. As sung by Lisa Kudrow with a harelip.

molson said...

If you can read this you are probably Tom Cruise.

divine miss m said...

"Mmm, mmm, börk, börk, börk!"