Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Stupid Spoiled Whore and Her Tonsils

Hi, to close out 2009, I am presenting the leftover pics that I wanted to use, but couldn't think of captions for. I'm gonna treat these as free-for-alls, and update the Best ofs daily for the rest of the year. (Unless I am offline on 12-30 doing dad stuff)



Best of dub
Dude, you dont have to make out with your RealDoll before corn-holing her. Rookie mistake.

Best of Mr Hankey
The meeting of H1 and N1 led to many consequences.

Best of Vinney
"Hey, easy does it Paris. We're at the company Christmas party and I'm your first cousin."

Best of molson
Guess what I had for lunch... repeatedly.

Best of Shawn
Wait a minute, Ben Afleck is straight again?

Best of Steve O
Ben Afleck eases back into the dating scene with "practice girl" Paris Hilton.
Best of Submariner
"HELLO!"
Hello!
ello...
llo...
lo...
o...
...

Best of Submariner
Yeah, I'd have those white spots checked, uh, wait a minute; they appear to be some knd of liquid?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
NOM NOM NOM

23 comments:

blue said...

to go boldly were many a man has gone before......

jj said...

Doesn't he surf the net? Does he know what's been in that mouth?

dub said...

Dude, you dont have to make out with your RealDoll before corn-holing her. Rookie mistake.

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle Z - Dentist to the Stars

Mr Hankey said...

The meeting of H1 and N1 led to many consequences.

racerboy said...

I can haz tonsillectomy?

Anonymous said...

"Hey, easy does it Paris. We're at the company Christmas party and I'm your first cousin."

Vinney

molson said...

Guess what I had for lunch... repeatedly.

Shawn said...

Wait a minute, Ben Afleck is straight again?

Submariner said...

Let's see; nope. Tic Tac's DON'T cure c*ck-breath, babe.

jeff said...

"Uh, Paris - we're kissing, not fellating. Close up a bit."

Steve O said...

Ben Afleck eases back into the dating scene with "practice girl" Paris Hilton.

Steve O said...

That has to be the hottest chick that I don't want to kiss.

Steve O said...

Number 1 or number 2 -- same technique. Who'd have guessed?

Double the U said...

ahhh...ahhhh...Afleck!

Submariner said...

Actually, I was only interested in health insurance...

Submariner said...

Tell me again, V. WHICH one is Matt Damon?

Submariner said...

Ow Ta Speak Awstraylian:
Dingo Scraps

Submariner said...

"...and I see Billy, and Dicky, and Matt, and Bruce..."

Ang Lee's remake of 'Romper Room' only tested well in Oregon, Massechussetts, Connecticut and the Bay Area.

Submariner said...

"HELLO!"
Hello!
ello...
llo...
lo...
o...
...

Submariner said...

Yeah, I'd have those white spots checked, uh, wait a minute; they appear to be some knd of liquid?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll be darned, not one of you submitted -
NOM NOM NOM


-OR-

Thawtbubble#1 - "Hey, you were supposed to feed me a piece of cake, not swallow it yourself!"

Thawtbubble#2 - "Good Grief, Marcy, flapper just means you can act like the whore you are, you don't actually have to flap your tongue."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubbles as you realize her Vulcan Death Grip is stronger than yours...
Good News - She's not your mother.
Bad News - You know some of the things she's had in her mouth that you wouldn't want in yours.
Worse News - That sore on her lip's big enough to carry on a conversation of its own.