1. "No, genius-who-believes-his-own-ridiculous-hype, you just pardoned the turkey, you didn't 'ressurect' him."
2. The turkey wears the "WTF is wrong with this idiot?" expression common to those meeting Obama in person for the first time.
3. They didn't know how the hypnotism worked, but five minutes later, the turkey was screaming "Yes we can!"
4. "I hereby pardon this turkey. It's not halal anyway."
5. "Forget the turkey, which one of you guys knocked up the ten year old girl in the background?"
Best of Niall
After the confusion following bowing to the Chinese, President Obama was confused and with a click of his heels shouts "Hail turkey!"
Best of Jack Reacher
The staff laughed good-naturedly when Obama commanded "Sit! Stay! Good boy," until they realized he wasn't kidding.
Best of Army of Dad
Saved or created 600,000 turkeys in less than one year.
Best of Rodney Dill
Must...resist...urge...to...bow...
Best of paul
This is not Bo. You don't say "sit."
Best of mega
"No, no need to get up, just relax and enjoy the party." Nobody knew how the turkey got into the State Dinner, but he seemed to belong there, and was allowed to roam the halls of the White House unmolested.
Best of blue
In the spirit of Bill Clinton, I name this gobbler - Monica
Best of Submariner
OK: I'll, um, take the first question from the, um, first row; Helen Thomas?
Best of dadoctah
"Where da white meat at?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Demonstrating the voodoo powers learned in his homeland, Obama turns Joe Biden into a Turkey.
Best of mega
Oddly enough, bringing "soul" and the passionate Southern Hemisphere vibe to the White House turned out to mean standing around with old white guys, in front of a big American flag, pardoning a turkey.
Best of Rm 207
On greeting Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on her first visit to the White House, Mr. Obama was tactless enough to tell her that she should get her neck wattles fixed before her tax on plastic surgery passed.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Go and sin no more."
51 comments:
After the confusion following bowing to the Chinese, President Obama was confused and with a click of his heels shouts "Hail turkey!"
The staff laughed good-naturedly when Obama commanded "Sit! Stay! Good boy," until they realized he wasn't kidding.
Senator Boxer (D-Crazyland) makes an early morning visit, sans makeup, to the White House.
When Obama said "Any turkey can run the Federal Reserve," the staff took him literally.
Wait 'til I leave office and see the real turkeys I pardon.
Vinney
With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
Seconds later, The One bowed to the king turkey.
"Be healed!"
Obama, recognizing his own kind lets the turkey live.
Saved or created 600,000 turkeys in less than one year.
No way, batter him up and deep fry him!
ATDHE
I have just one question, is the bird flu back?
Little girl thought bubble: Bitch stole my turkey!
Must...resist...urge...to...bow...
This is not Bo. You don't say "sit."
ORA: With Token looking on, Obama gets ready to decide what to do about the economy.
VerWord: folytom
He voted "present" on that one too.
The turkey meets the bird.
"No, no need to get up, just relax and enjoy the party." Nobody knew how the turkey got into the State Dinner, but he seemed to belong there, and was allowed to roam the halls of the White House unmolested.
Obama prepared his balance and then performed what would later be noted as his deepest bow to date.
"This...this feels like a flag, but where's the star and crescent?"
President Obama had to calm the debate in some Cabinet meetings.
in the spirit of Bill Clinton, I name this gobbler - Monica
OK: I'll, um, take the first question from the, um, first row; Helen Thomas?
Let's see... there's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Man, just be yourself.
"Where da white meat at?"
I can't believe nobody's posted that already.
Barr-O The Magnificent utters the magical incantation and a dove appears...er...umm....
Li'l girls thought bubble; "GAIA; This jack@ss really believes his press!"
"No, you morons! I said I wanted a summit with the *President* of Turkey!"
Ever since the first attempted window entry was caught on film, Obamalam reenters his new crib with a protective, outstretched hand...
Li'l girl's thought bubble; "I don' think dem little giblets'll make enough gravy."
Turkey's thought bubble; "If I have to listen to this 'parole speech' for 5 more minutes, I'd rather get the oven."
Turkey Volume Guessing Man faces his easiest challenge yet... and fails.
I appoint you to the exalted position of the "Yes We Can" Czar. Now go open a can on those evil mongering Teabaggers.
Obama: "Palamino... PALAMINO..."
Your Tax Money At Work (and this was considered a productive day)
-OR-
Part#1
Turkey Thawtbubble: Hey, bub... you don't look very moved by this Pyschic Healing moment captured for the Obamalama presidential portrait.
Part#2
Cameraman's Thawtbubble: That's because if it starts raining, both you turkeys will look up, but I wouldn't bet on which of you will drown first.
Demonstrating the voodoo powers learned in his homeland, Obama turns Joe Biden into a Turkey.
The only thing BO's levitating bird trick could raise was a little girl's suspicions.
"I'd like to thank Senator McCain for coming here today in this display of bipartisanship."
Sorry, there's only room for one turkey in the White House. You'll have to leave.
"Heil Tom!"
Oddly enough, bringing "soul" and the passionate Southern Hemisphere vibe to the White House turned out to mean standing around with old white guys, in front of a big American flag, pardoning a turkey.
Dude, you can give Nazi salutes to poultry until the cows come home, you will never get cred with the Beck/Palin crowd, so just move on.
On greeting Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on her first visit to the White House, Mr. Obama was tactless enough to tell her that she should get her neck wattles fixed before her tax on plastic surgery passed.
Men laughing at turkeys.
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, with his amazing telepathic powers, Fowlaman summons help from a feathered friend.
The Big O channeling L. Ron Hubbard.
"I annoint you as the new United States of America Fowl Czar!"
"Go and sin no more."
Malia "Sasha was right...you *are* kinda dorky."
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