Friday, December 04, 2009

Spot the Turkey

Brender
1. "No, genius-who-believes-his-own-ridiculous-hype, you just pardoned the turkey, you didn't 'ressurect' him."

2. The turkey wears the "WTF is wrong with this idiot?" expression common to those meeting Obama in person for the first time.

3. They didn't know how the hypnotism worked, but five minutes later, the turkey was screaming "Yes we can!"

4. "I hereby pardon this turkey. It's not halal anyway."

5. "Forget the turkey, which one of you guys knocked up the ten year old girl in the background?"

Best of Niall
After the confusion following bowing to the Chinese, President Obama was confused and with a click of his heels shouts "Hail turkey!"

Best of Jack Reacher
The staff laughed good-naturedly when Obama commanded "Sit! Stay! Good boy," until they realized he wasn't kidding.

Best of Army of Dad
Saved or created 600,000 turkeys in less than one year.

Best of Rodney Dill
Must...resist...urge...to...bow...

Best of paul
This is not Bo. You don't say "sit."

Best of mega
"No, no need to get up, just relax and enjoy the party." Nobody knew how the turkey got into the State Dinner, but he seemed to belong there, and was allowed to roam the halls of the White House unmolested.

Best of blue
In the spirit of Bill Clinton, I name this gobbler - Monica


Best of Submariner
OK: I'll, um, take the first question from the, um, first row; Helen Thomas?

Best of dadoctah
"Where da white meat at?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Demonstrating the voodoo powers learned in his homeland, Obama turns Joe Biden into a Turkey.

Best of mega
Oddly enough, bringing "soul" and the passionate Southern Hemisphere vibe to the White House turned out to mean standing around with old white guys, in front of a big American flag, pardoning a turkey.

Best of Rm 207
On greeting Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on her first visit to the White House, Mr. Obama was tactless enough to tell her that she should get her neck wattles fixed before her tax on plastic surgery passed.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Go and sin no more."

51 comments:

Niall said...
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Niall said...

After the confusion following bowing to the Chinese, President Obama was confused and with a click of his heels shouts "Hail turkey!"

Jack Reacher said...

The staff laughed good-naturedly when Obama commanded "Sit! Stay! Good boy," until they realized he wasn't kidding.

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Boxer (D-Crazyland) makes an early morning visit, sans makeup, to the White House.

Jack Reacher said...

When Obama said "Any turkey can run the Federal Reserve," the staff took him literally.

Anonymous said...

Wait 'til I leave office and see the real turkeys I pardon.

Vinney

Mr Carlson said...

With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Army of Dad said...

Seconds later, The One bowed to the king turkey.

Army of Dad said...

"Be healed!"

Army of Dad said...

Obama, recognizing his own kind lets the turkey live.

Army of Dad said...

Saved or created 600,000 turkeys in less than one year.

metalgarth said...

No way, batter him up and deep fry him!

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

I have just one question, is the bird flu back?

Army of Dad said...

Little girl thought bubble: Bitch stole my turkey!

Rodney Dill said...

Must...resist...urge...to...bow...

paul said...

This is not Bo. You don't say "sit."

sonicfrog said...

ORA: With Token looking on, Obama gets ready to decide what to do about the economy.

VerWord: folytom

sonicfrog said...

He voted "present" on that one too.

Anonymous said...

The turkey meets the bird.

mega said...

"No, no need to get up, just relax and enjoy the party." Nobody knew how the turkey got into the State Dinner, but he seemed to belong there, and was allowed to roam the halls of the White House unmolested.

mega said...

Obama prepared his balance and then performed what would later be noted as his deepest bow to date.

mega said...

"This...this feels like a flag, but where's the star and crescent?"

Jay Guevara said...

President Obama had to calm the debate in some Cabinet meetings.

blue said...

in the spirit of Bill Clinton, I name this gobbler - Monica

Submariner said...

OK: I'll, um, take the first question from the, um, first row; Helen Thomas?

Unscrupulous said...

Let's see... there's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Man, just be yourself.

dadoctah said...

"Where da white meat at?"

I can't believe nobody's posted that already.

dadoctah said...

Barr-O The Magnificent utters the magical incantation and a dove appears...er...umm....

Submariner said...

Li'l girls thought bubble; "GAIA; This jack@ss really believes his press!"

dadoctah said...

"No, you morons! I said I wanted a summit with the *President* of Turkey!"

Submariner said...

Ever since the first attempted window entry was caught on film, Obamalam reenters his new crib with a protective, outstretched hand...

Submariner said...

Li'l girl's thought bubble; "I don' think dem little giblets'll make enough gravy."

Submariner said...

Turkey's thought bubble; "If I have to listen to this 'parole speech' for 5 more minutes, I'd rather get the oven."

Achilles said...

Turkey Volume Guessing Man faces his easiest challenge yet... and fails.

molson said...

I appoint you to the exalted position of the "Yes We Can" Czar. Now go open a can on those evil mongering Teabaggers.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Palamino... PALAMINO..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Your Tax Money At Work (and this was considered a productive day)

-OR-
Part#1
Turkey Thawtbubble: Hey, bub... you don't look very moved by this Pyschic Healing moment captured for the Obamalama presidential portrait.

Part#2
Cameraman's Thawtbubble: That's because if it starts raining, both you turkeys will look up, but I wouldn't bet on which of you will drown first.

Mr. Hankey said...

Demonstrating the voodoo powers learned in his homeland, Obama turns Joe Biden into a Turkey.

Unscrupulous said...

The only thing BO's levitating bird trick could raise was a little girl's suspicions.

dadoctah said...

"I'd like to thank Senator McCain for coming here today in this display of bipartisanship."

RonF said...

Sorry, there's only room for one turkey in the White House. You'll have to leave.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Heil Tom!"

mega said...

Oddly enough, bringing "soul" and the passionate Southern Hemisphere vibe to the White House turned out to mean standing around with old white guys, in front of a big American flag, pardoning a turkey.

mega said...

Dude, you can give Nazi salutes to poultry until the cows come home, you will never get cred with the Beck/Palin crowd, so just move on.

Rm 207 said...

On greeting Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on her first visit to the White House, Mr. Obama was tactless enough to tell her that she should get her neck wattles fixed before her tax on plastic surgery passed.

Anonymous said...

Men laughing at turkeys.

Matt the K said...

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, with his amazing telepathic powers, Fowlaman summons help from a feathered friend.

Oiao said...

The Big O channeling L. Ron Hubbard.

Oiao said...

"I annoint you as the new United States of America Fowl Czar!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Go and sin no more."

Anonymous said...

Malia "Sasha was right...you *are* kinda dorky."