Friday, December 11, 2009

Smug Little POS Isn't He?


1. It's about time!

2. Wonder how Bill Clinton feels being the only living Democrat ex-president not to have a Nobel Peace Prize?

3. The poor idiot still hasn't realized someone altered his Teleprompter and he ended his speech with "Go F--k Yourself, Oslo!"

4. "Wonder where I could pawn this and buy some crack." (ATDHE)

5."Wow! Marcellus Wallace's soul."

Best of blue
When I win next year do I get another medal or just a star to put on this one?

Best of Silhouette
"...hang it on a nice big gold chain, get a silk jogging suit, and this will look great..." ATDHE

Best of Rodney Dill
"Wow!!! I'm so proud. I think I'm having this bronzed."

Best of GregMan
"Wow, I have a nobel prize... IN MY PANTS!"

Best of GregMan
"Now that I have my nobel prize, I wonder if M'chelle will let me be the man tonight?"

Best of Passionate Conservative
"I could keep my Kools in this nice box"

Best of Matt the K
Norway went to Jared's!

Best of Jay Guevara
"Shit, they gave me an iPod with the King of Norway's speeches on it. What a cheesy gift..."

Best of Jay Guevara
"I hope Mr. Soros lets me keep this."

Best of Robert
Thought bubble: this thing will really look good once they get my face on it.

33 comments:

blue said...

when I win next year do I get another medal or just a star to put on this one?

eat me said...

ya think Tiger's ex-girlfriends will be impressed by this?

AnonymoUS said...

Thought bubble: "Eat your hart out Bill and Hill!"

Anonymous said...

"Wow! Another thing in my life I didn't deserve. It's good to be king."

Vinney

Silhouette said...

"...hang it on a nice big gold chain, get a silk jogging suit, and this will look great..." ATDHE

Silhouette said...

"..or with two, earrings for M'chele. Heck, maybe a belt for her by the time I'm finished."

Silhouette said...

"...on the other hand, will this go with my hat once I'm elected Pope?"

Achilles said...

"Winning this award totally wets my wang!"

Rodney Dill said...

Uffdah

blue said...

look, I win the Nobel Peace prize & still 44% prefer Bush over me --- what's an Illegal Immigrant to do?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SHRINKAGE!
Obamalama opted for a variation of the popcorn box with the hole in the bottom prank to wow the female judges, but the Secret Service failed to check the daytime temps in Oslo.

-OR-

OThawtbubble - Verrrry funny... an Alfred E. Neuman watch made from a US Dollar that chirps "What, me worry?"

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "This new teleprompter app for the iPod is da bomb."

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "I can't wait to see their reaction when they find out I just ordered the Air Force to bomb the shit out of a random country."

sonicfrog said...

Well, judging from the speach he gave in front of the peace-loving Nobel wimps, I would say that Obama finally got some balls! Yeah, Barry, we're happy about it too!

Mr. Hankey said...

...and the Password is..."One Term-er".

Rodney Dill said...

"Wow!!! I'm so proud. I think I'm having this bronzed."

dadoctah said...

"This thing come with a secret decoder, or is the inscription just in Norwegian?"

GregMan said...

"Wow, I have a nobel prize... IN MY PANTS!"

GregMan said...

"Now that I have my nobel prize, I wonder if M'chelle will let me be the man tonight?"

Passionate Conservative said...

"I could keep my Kools in this nice box"

Passionate Conservative said...

Isn't that nice, Michelle gave me my balls back!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Huh. This is just big enough for my approval ratings."

Army of Dad said...

(ORA) It's a dick with a box, a dick with a box yeah.

(SNL song)

Matt the K said...

Norway went to Jared's!

limo hire said...

He deserve the Noble Peace Prize because of he defeat the Bush from white house..

mega said...

deep down, YEEEEESSSSSSSS I totally deserved it!!!!

molson said...

You want fries with that?

eat me said...

since I really did not earn this honor, I shall pass it on to someone who has - Joe Biden

Jay Guevara said...

"Shit, they gave me an iPod with the King of Norway's speeches on it. What a cheesy gift..."

Jay Guevara said...

"I hope Mr. Soros lets me keep this."

Submariner said...

Must.Keep.Smiling.In.Spite.Of.Sh!tty.Chair...

GregMan said...

"Isn't that nice, they threw in a Super Bowl championship and an Emmy award too."

Robert said...

Thought bubble: this thing will really look good once they get my face on it.

vw: "preez"