1. It's about time!
2. Wonder how Bill Clinton feels being the only living Democrat ex-president not to have a Nobel Peace Prize?
3. The poor idiot still hasn't realized someone altered his Teleprompter and he ended his speech with "Go F--k Yourself, Oslo!"
4. "Wonder where I could pawn this and buy some crack." (ATDHE)
5."Wow! Marcellus Wallace's soul."
Best of blue
When I win next year do I get another medal or just a star to put on this one?
Best of Silhouette
"...hang it on a nice big gold chain, get a silk jogging suit, and this will look great..." ATDHE
Best of Rodney Dill
"Wow!!! I'm so proud. I think I'm having this bronzed."
Best of GregMan
"Wow, I have a nobel prize... IN MY PANTS!"
Best of GregMan
"Now that I have my nobel prize, I wonder if M'chelle will let me be the man tonight?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I could keep my Kools in this nice box"
Best of Matt the K
Norway went to Jared's!
Best of Jay Guevara
"Shit, they gave me an iPod with the King of Norway's speeches on it. What a cheesy gift..."
Best of Jay Guevara
"I hope Mr. Soros lets me keep this."
Best of Robert
Thought bubble: this thing will really look good once they get my face on it.
33 comments:
when I win next year do I get another medal or just a star to put on this one?
ya think Tiger's ex-girlfriends will be impressed by this?
Thought bubble: "Eat your hart out Bill and Hill!"
"Wow! Another thing in my life I didn't deserve. It's good to be king."
Vinney
"...hang it on a nice big gold chain, get a silk jogging suit, and this will look great..." ATDHE
"..or with two, earrings for M'chele. Heck, maybe a belt for her by the time I'm finished."
"...on the other hand, will this go with my hat once I'm elected Pope?"
"Winning this award totally wets my wang!"
Uffdah
look, I win the Nobel Peace prize & still 44% prefer Bush over me --- what's an Illegal Immigrant to do?
SHRINKAGE!
Obamalama opted for a variation of the popcorn box with the hole in the bottom prank to wow the female judges, but the Secret Service failed to check the daytime temps in Oslo.
-OR-
OThawtbubble - Verrrry funny... an Alfred E. Neuman watch made from a US Dollar that chirps "What, me worry?"
Thought bubble: "This new teleprompter app for the iPod is da bomb."
Thought bubble: "I can't wait to see their reaction when they find out I just ordered the Air Force to bomb the shit out of a random country."
Well, judging from the speach he gave in front of the peace-loving Nobel wimps, I would say that Obama finally got some balls! Yeah, Barry, we're happy about it too!
...and the Password is..."One Term-er".
"Wow!!! I'm so proud. I think I'm having this bronzed."
"This thing come with a secret decoder, or is the inscription just in Norwegian?"
"Wow, I have a nobel prize... IN MY PANTS!"
"Now that I have my nobel prize, I wonder if M'chelle will let me be the man tonight?"
"I could keep my Kools in this nice box"
Isn't that nice, Michelle gave me my balls back!
"Huh. This is just big enough for my approval ratings."
(ORA) It's a dick with a box, a dick with a box yeah.
(SNL song)
Norway went to Jared's!
He deserve the Noble Peace Prize because of he defeat the Bush from white house..
deep down, YEEEEESSSSSSSS I totally deserved it!!!!
You want fries with that?
since I really did not earn this honor, I shall pass it on to someone who has - Joe Biden
"Shit, they gave me an iPod with the King of Norway's speeches on it. What a cheesy gift..."
"I hope Mr. Soros lets me keep this."
Must.Keep.Smiling.In.Spite.Of.Sh!tty.Chair...
"Isn't that nice, they threw in a Super Bowl championship and an Emmy award too."
Thought bubble: this thing will really look good once they get my face on it.
vw: "preez"
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