1. To ease the lonely nights, Habib liked to imagine he was Tiger Woods, and his goats were high-class skanks.
2. Abdul had been very careful, but he supposed the accidental meeting of his two lovers had somehow been inevitable from the beginning.
3. Wow! Usually, middle eastern restaurants don't even have salad bars.
4. "Bad news. In order to keep Nancy Pelosi in power, all of you will have to sacrificed on the Altar of the Black Pentagram."
5. 'Ow to speak Palestinian: Menage a trois.
Best of Maogwai
The three "Tops" drew straws to see who would deflower Habib tomorrow night.
Best of Rodney Dill
Abdul was chagrinned to realize he'd inadvertantly stumbled into a Hay Bar.
Best of Rodney Dill
Men who Stray With Goats
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
For the cover of the New Saturday Evening Post - a touching, updated Norman Rockwell painting of a typical all-American holiday family dinner in East Jersey.
Best of GregMan
Petting zoo or middle-eastern brothel? You decide.
Best of molson
Pimp Laden says slow down a little on the chow ladies. We wouldn't want you to lose your girlish figures. It would be bad for business.
Best of Unscrupulous
You know what sucks? When my Friday is slow as hell and all I want to do is see my name posted in the "best of" column but V the K is off somewhere boinking Lord knows what. ...and goats. They suck too.
Best of dadoctah
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a goat when the alfalfa blooms and the autumn moon is bright."
Best of Army of Dad
Disney Dubai remake of The Lady and the Tramp.
Best of mega
"C'mon you useless stupid goats. Put this straw man together NOW. I have to deliver it to Obama's speechwriter within the hour."
Best of Steve O
Habib, in the afterlife, with his top 3 virgins.
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Perhaps the HolyOne will hold his hand over us and bless this union.
The three "Tops" drew straws to see who would deflower Habib tomorrow night.
Abdul was chagrinned to realize he'd inadvertantly stumbled into a Hay Bar.
Men who Stray With Goats
For the cover of the New Saturday Evening Post - a touching, updated Norman Rockwell painting of a typical all-American holiday family dinner in East Jersey.
WordVerify: nonagin- what we will say if V ever uses fart in the presence of a future Thursday babe
Achmed had difficulties ending his twisted relationships on the farm, after all, they'd been doing it since they were 'kids'.
They're horny, all right...
"Smirk all you want, infidel bastards, but MY mistresses will never sell embarassing voicemails to US Magazine."
Petting zoo or middle-eastern brothel? You decide.
Pimp Laden says slow down a little on the chow ladies. We wouldn't want you to lose your girlish figures. It would be bad for business.
Why? Why couldn't Achmed remember to simplay keep away from the farm animals?
Because he for goat.
80 goats in the herd and Habib picked the two ugliest. Loser!
Insert obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker reference re the goat on the right.
You know what sucks? When my Friday is slow as hell and all I want to do is see my name posted in the "best of" column but V the K is off somewhere boinking Lord knows what.
...and goats. They suck too.
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a goat when the alfalfa blooms and the autumn moon is bright."
Disney Dubai remake of The Lady and the Tramp.
Abdul Ali Hassan in Straw Pole.
I will never understand muslim porn.
"Wanna Shag?
Got any more hiding in the grotto, Al-Hef?
Satan's back up singers.
Habibi was eager for darkness to fall, so he could engage in his first threesome.
Habib thought and thought about where he could find a couple of hangers for his new shirts, but came up with nothing.
The food was always delicious, true, but lunch breaks at Obama cabinet meetings were way too brief.
"C'mon you useless stupid goats. Put this straw man together NOW. I have to deliver it to Obama's speechwriter within the hour."
"I only listen to Gary Glitter's voice in my head."
If you tell people in New Mexico or west Texas you're a vegan, they send you out to eat with the goats.
"Wait, I was holding the straws. How did I get the last straw?"
Habib, in the afterlife, with his top 3 virgins.
Breaking news! ACORN caught on tape again. This time at work on the Karzi election registering goats to vote for him with feed.
Vinney
Hey! it's cheaper than buying women drinks & dinner!
MSNBC claims proof that most Iranians favor Ahmadinejad, but in actuality the source was just a Straw Poll.
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One little, two little, three little, Schwarma.
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Whispered voiceover: "We've replaced Habibib's normal Falafal with used barnyard straw. Let's see if he, OR his clientele, can tell the difference..."
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