Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Remember This!


1. "Oh, it was a horrible nightmare B.A. I dreamed the president was a communist and the First Lady was a Klingon! That could never happen, could it?"

2. "It's not you, Mr. T. It's me. I hope we can still be friends."

3. "Do you mind, Nancy? I'm on the shitter here."

4. "Psst, got any weed?"

5. "I've never smelled one of you people before." (ATDHE)

Best of dub
"Now...carry me to the living room, boy."

Best of dub
T learned a lesson that day...be very specific when asking about da white women.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Nancy had an unsual corner technique leading Clubber Lang to soon fall to Rocky in the final round.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After swallowing rufee-laced tea, Mr. T. sat passively while the kindly old lady stole his doll collection and sucked out his brain in Hallmark's sci-fi remake of Arsenic and Old Lace.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Psst. I don't get half of the entries on V the K's Caption This!"

Best of dub
The "Side-Saddle Cowgirl"?? Nancy, you slut!

Best of Jay Guevara
"So then honky biyotch say she pregnant. Dayum! So I gots to marry her skeevy ass. No Greyhound in Hawaii, you know what I sayin'? First chance I got, brutha booked. For real. Cold got to be. Mofo kid da President now. Believe that shit? Fo' shizzle!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

"You know I was a great actress, Mr. T. Let me try and see if I can get that soliloquy down. 'I pity the fool. I pity the fool'."

Vinney

Army of Dad said...

Something tells me Santa T will give you something worse than coal if you are naughty.

Army of Dad said...

"Meet me in the Lincoln bedroom after nine."

dub said...

"Now...carry me to living room boy."

dub said...

"I loved you in Roots."

dub said...

T learned a lesson that day...be very specific when asking about da white women.

Mr. Hankey said...

Nancy had an unsual corner technique leading Clubber Lang to soon fall to Rocky in the final round.

Mr. Hankey said...

...I can feel what Santa wants to give me.

Mr. Hankey said...

Next time get a better assasin - and let's tell this one to say he's in love with Annette Funicello.

Silhouette said...

Damn, I miss the '80s.

Matt the K said...

I don't know which fool to pity more here.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dazed look comes from -
a) hearing gold just hit 1200 an oz and knowing you pawned the real jewelry back in the 90's to feed a drug habit
b) realizing you jumped the shark long before the A-Team show ended
c) buying into that hack agent's hype that your career could be revived if you played a black santa in dirty boots and red long johns and handed out remaindered Mr. T. dolls at nursing homes.

-OR-

After swallowing rufee-laced tea, Mr. T. sat passively while the kindly old lady stole his doll collection and sucked out his brain in Hallmark's sci-fi remake of Arsenic and Old Lace.

WordVerify: micink - where mi dirty dishes pile up

dadoctah said...

Now I remember where Kardashians come from!

dadoctah said...

"Damn, woman! You be cuttin' my lap to ribbons with that bony ass of yours!"

wv: scarevid. Make note: this was the day word verification finally nailed it.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Psst. I don't get half of the entries on V the K's Caption This!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"V the k, is a friggin' part time, second rate pornographer... Pass it on."

dub said...

The "Side-Saddle Cowgirl"?? Nancy, you slut!

dub said...

*Nancy casually looks to see if the rope is in the tree yet*




What? Too much?

wv: letstop....I guess so.

Submariner said...

I think my weight's down far enough for you to slip me in dub's stocking now...

Submariner said...

psssst; is it true what they say about your kind???



ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

Ronnie would never have approved of you grabbing me like this... please drop your hand about a foot.

Submariner said...

This is the oddest-shaped dildo I've ever received.

Jay Guevara said...

"So then honky biyotch say she pregnant. Dayum! So I gots to marry her skeevy ass. No Greyhound in Hawaii, you know what I sayin'? First chance I got, brutha booked. For real. Cold got to be. Mofo kid da President now. Believe that shit? Fo' shizzle!

Beau said...

I'm gonna give this old, white bitch a nightelf mohawk.