Monday, December 07, 2009
1. "Nyet, I'm not going to give the English spy an elaborate death, I'm just going to shoot the bastard. Then, I'm going to take his car and his woman."
2. "Crazy Vladimir is taking aim at high prices and poor quality! C'mon down to Crazy Vladimir's! On Route 22 next to Dunkin' Donuts."
3. Russia gets this. We get a dork with a plastic light saber. F my white house.
4. "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
5. "Yeah, the flashlight attachment is nice. Keeps the deer fixated while you blow his brains out."
Before I get to the Best ofs, can I say I have a newfound respect for Vlad Putin? He's tough. economically savvy, and he does what's best for his country without giving a damn what the world thinks. All of which puts him way ahead of the Metrosexual Ninny running our country.
Best of GregMan
In Russia, little friend says hello to YOU.
Best of Army of Dad
(ORA) And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Best of Army of Dad
So this is what happens when you cross Dirty Harry and Ivan Drago.
Best of Vinney
"it's a great weapon, Mr. Putin. I just sold one to a Swedish woman in Orlando, Florida."
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "HA.... only a fool brings a gun to a teleprompter fight."
Best of Jay Guevara
"I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy."
Best of metalgarth
When commies daydream part 1
"Nyet.... I'm not going to "tear down this wall". Go play with your chimp old man."
Best of Steve O
Comrade Putin demonstrates how to make peace with your enemies.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "General Turgidson, did you actually call my people ignorant peons?"
Best of mega
Despite the cool gadgetry, without the red dot, Putin completely missed the kitten.
Best of Silhouette
"And in related news, Prime Minister Putin's turkey did not fare as well."
Best of Submariner
No. He WON'T "be back..."
Best of HLam
"Comrade M'chelle, hold still while I take care of that ugly thing seated on your shoulders."
Best of dadoctah
"Male-Pattern Hair Loss Man? Someone needs to sit down with Stan Lee and tell him to pack it in."