1. How the average Canadian loses his virginity.
2. If Genghis Khan had invaded Canada.
3. "Jeez guys, all I said was, 'I kinda like Sarah Palin.' I hate playing the MSM team."
4. "Right hand... blue."
5. "Damb... somebody done gone and spiked the Gatorade with X again."
Wicked Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, at the other end of the ice, the Stars scored in the empty net after only 3 attempts.
Best of molson
Upon seeing this, Barney Frank popped a blood vessel in his left eye.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Bishop jumps Queen; Knight jumps Queen; everybody jumps Queen....GANGBANG!!!!!!!
Best of mega
"F***king n******r!" SEIU practice sessions were often colorful and expressive.
Best of Vinney
The Key West hockey team checking Levi Johnston in more ways than one.
Best of sonicfrog
In an unthinking, emotional moment, Elin Woods, seeking to get revenge on Tiger for his indiscretions, decided to ice-skate naked during a hockey game. The results of course were predictable.
Best of Silhouette
"Canada is superior to the US in every way. We have socialized medicine, and a lower crime rate, and...is that a Green Card on the ice???"
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The hazing of the first female goalie in the NHL will eventually end up in court.
"Is that your hockey stick or are you really glad to see me?"
Goalie: "Hey fellas, I think you are supposed to pick a fight with the other team, eh?"
Man'n' made Global Warming Scientists chasing that Hokey Stick. All they came up with was ManBearPig.
Upon seeing this, Barney Frank popped a blood vessel in his left eye.
Bishop jumps Queen; Knight jumps Queen; everybody jumps Queen....GANGBANG!!!!!!!
Iranian Hockey Team....
Sanka? You dead?
You think that's bad? You should see how the zamboni looks!
This is why there's no cheerleaders in hockey.
Adam Lambert's halftime show didn't work out as well for him as American Idol.
Andrew Sullivan dug his fingernails into the ice and thought, "My life is finally complete."
"F***king n******r!" SEIU practice sessions were often colorful and expressive.
OK, so the Duck's suck on offense. But not many pucks get through the "tangled limbs" defensive formation.
The Key West hockey team checking Levi Johnston in more ways than one.
Vinney
In an unthinking, emotional moment, Elin Woods, seeking to get revenge on Tiger for his indiscretions, decided to ice-skate naked during a hockey game. The results of course were predictable.
wait a minute guys, we are the Ducks not the F.....
Umm, whose laxative was that?
WV: quarteres - none asked, none given, apparently.
I thought the Democrats' debate about the abortion ammendment wasn't until next week.
"Canada is superior to the US in every way. We have socialized medicine, and a lower crime rate, and...is that a Green Card on the ice???"
Heckuva cross check, Hoser.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the ice, the Stars scored in the empty net after only 3 attempts.
Suddenly, a high pitched girly-man voice was heard in the midst of the pile:
"Get the puck out of my crease!"
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