Wednesday, December 30, 2009

In Too Deep

Brender



Best of dub
You know, the REAL Jesus could just walk across the water and slam it home.

Best of mega
In Mexico, government-run plumbing is affordable, and available to all.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Even though I have missed the basket, my intentions are good. I hereby award myself a B+, and the victory, as well." A young Obama practices his skillz that will pay the billz.

Best of Submariner
"...and that was the moment that inspiration hit young Jesse - he could start a Coalition!"

Best of GregMan
"I'll take 'Metaphors for the Obama Administration' for $600, Alex."

Best of molson
Somewhere a polar bear weeps.

27 comments:

dub said...

You know, the REAL Jesus could just walk across the water and slam it home.

dub said...

New Orlean Hornets training camp is open for business.

blue said...

oh - so that's why they call it a slam dunk!

Submariner said...

See Kobe? I TOLD you I was open...

Submariner said...

I sure wish Sean Penn would hurry up and get his magic red Dixie cup here...

Submariner said...

I hate Mondays after Mike al'Moore spends a weekend drinking tequila and eating refried bean burritos!

mega said...

In Mexico, government-run plumbing is affordable, and available to all.

dadoctah said...

The little-known sport of Marco Water Polo.

Kaptain Krude said...

Shoot for the rainbow, kid!




wv: wedge "Copy, Red Five, start your run and we'll be right behind you."

/Star Wars geek

Kaptain Krude said...

"Even though I have missed the basket, my intentions are good. I hereby award myself a B+, and the victory, as well." A young Obama practices his skillz that will pay the billz.

Submariner said...

Young Barack was disappointed when Mayor DeJesus' "Parting of the Waters" didn't even come up to the standards of an Ed Wood special effect...

Submariner said...

"...and that was the moment that inspiration hit young Jesse - he could start a Coalition!"

Submariner said...

Where will you be when you find out Grampa's laxative kicked in?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You're doing it so wrong!
Publicity photo by the Mayor Jesus Reelection Committee to demonstrate his commitment to youth sports.

Anonymous said...

While Jose didn't make the basketball team, he did make the swim team.

Vinney

GregMan said...

"I'll take 'Metaphors for the Obama Administration' for $600, Alex."

GregMan said...

Obama, being the real incarnation of Our Lord, causes a great flood when Mayor De Jesus tries to horn in on His brand.

GregMan said...

"Damn Title IX quotas. We used to be able to practice on the indoor court!"

sonicfrog said...

Jamal was sure this would ensure his place on the Lakers' roster.....

Matt the K said...

This is what happens when Mayor Jesus gets on your bad side.

Matt the K said...

And yea, the heathens of Canaan were punished with pestilence and floods for worshiping a basketball goal as thine god.

Rodney Dill said...

I thought you were just gay when you said you could swam dunk

Silhouette said...

Nero's lesser known brother never took fiddle lessons, but was equally helpful during an emergency.

molson said...

We're still waiting for Nanny to drain the swamp.

molson said...

Somewhere a polar bear weeps.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until I decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" Little Malik was a study in perseverance. (Brilliance, however...)

Rodney Dill said...

WWJPDJD?