1. Tiger knew he shouldn't have taken that last turn at Albuquerque.
2. "I think he said, 'The new Club Pro is near.'"
3. "Dammit, the white women ain't at over here either."
4. "Dammit, I can't believe I missed the hole again... stop snickering, caddy, or your ass is fired!"
5. (OK, in your mind, play this music in your head while looking at this pic.)
Best of GregMan
His golfing career in tatters after his serial adultery and wild partying becomes public, Tiger Woods decides on the only career option left to him - run for a senate seat in Massachusetts.
Best of Matt the K
Emerging from a chloroform haze, wakes to find himself in the Serengeti; a nasty note written in Swedish pinned to his nutsack.
Best of Viking04
Finding even trailerpark chicks too public, Tiget strikes out across the outback in search of nookie, and a few snack crackers.
Best of Steve O
The Alpha Male, shown here straying from his natural habitat.
Best of HLam
"Why oh why did I have to shank my ball into the Pussy-willows?. Now I'm horny."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Tiger is making sure that no one finds Girlfiend #14.
Best of Unscrupulous
Tiger, you'll never find the G-spot in the riparian zone, try the erogenous zone!