Monday, December 21, 2009

In the Rough

Blondie?

1. Tiger knew he shouldn't have taken that last turn at Albuquerque.

2. "I think he said, 'The new Club Pro is near.'"

3. "Dammit, the white women ain't at over here either."

4. "Dammit, I can't believe I missed the hole again... stop snickering, caddy, or your ass is fired!"

5. (OK, in your mind, play this music in your head while looking at this pic.)

Best of GregMan
His golfing career in tatters after his serial adultery and wild partying becomes public, Tiger Woods decides on the only career option left to him - run for a senate seat in Massachusetts.

Best of Matt the K
Emerging from a chloroform haze, wakes to find himself in the Serengeti; a nasty note written in Swedish pinned to his nutsack.

Best of Viking04
Finding even trailerpark chicks too public, Tiget strikes out across the outback in search of nookie, and a few snack crackers.

Best of Steve O
The Alpha Male, shown here straying from his natural habitat.

Best of HLam
"Why oh why did I have to shank my ball into the Pussy-willows?. Now I'm horny."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Tiger is making sure that no one finds Girlfiend #14.

Best of Unscrupulous
Tiger, you'll never find the G-spot in the riparian zone, try the erogenous zone!

23 comments:

Whacko said...

In the middle of the fairway - of the only course that will let him play these days.

Submariner said...

Funny, from the news reports Tiger ALWAYS finds his balls in a bush...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"I'll bet that makes his putter rise."

GregMan said...

"I knew I left one of my mistresses out here somewhere."

GregMan said...

So what is this from, another Viagra commercial?

GregMan said...

His golfing career in tatters after his serial adultery and wild partying becomes public, Tiger Woods decides on the only career option left to him - run for a senate seat in Massachusetts.

dadoctah said...

"Lost balls are easy. I don't think I'm *ever* going to find my respectability again."

Matt the K said...

Emerging from a chloroform haze, wakes to find himself in the Serengeti; a nasty note written in Swedish pinned to his nutsack.

Blondie said...

LOL! I can't take credit for this one.

Anonymous said...

"I haven't had too much luck lately on roads that were paved."

Vinney

molson said...

Even after forty days in the wilderness, Tiger still could not shake the horrifying nightmares of a Ping prostate exam.

Viking04 said...

Finding even trailerpark chicks too public, Tiget strikes out across the outback in search of nookie, and a few snack crackers.

Steve O said...

You have to be able to lift your leg high if you want to piss in the tall grass with the big dogs.

Steve O said...

Tiger Woods. Still hitting T-shots that the rest of us can only dream about.

Steve O said...

The Alpha Male, shown here straying from his natural habitat.

HLam said...

"Why oh why did I have to shank my ball into the Pussy-willows?. Now I'm horny."

Silhouette said...

"I've been listening to the National Anthem and it said there was some gal named Amber out here..."

Silhouette said...

New Tiger endorsement suggestion: Round Up.

"When you find yourself in the weeds, we can help"

They can even use this artwork.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, there are trees and fire hydrants in the middle of that road.

Mr. Hankey said...

Accenture dumps Tiger after he hits into the rough.

Mr. Hankey said...

Tiger is making sure that no one finds Girlfiend #14.

Unscrupulous said...

Tiger, you'll never find the G-spot in the riparian zone, try the erogenous zone!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tiger finally lands a commerical... for Scott's Turfbuilder - "When only your ass is grass, turn to Scott's."

-OR-

Thawtbubble - "I always lose my balls in the pink fountain grass. Why can't I stick to black mondo grass?"