1. Tiger knew he shouldn't have taken that last turn at Albuquerque.
2. "I think he said, 'The new Club Pro is near.'"
3. "Dammit, the white women ain't at over here either."
4. "Dammit, I can't believe I missed the hole again... stop snickering, caddy, or your ass is fired!"
5. (OK, in your mind, play this music in your head while looking at this pic.)
Best of GregMan
His golfing career in tatters after his serial adultery and wild partying becomes public, Tiger Woods decides on the only career option left to him - run for a senate seat in Massachusetts.
Best of Matt the K
Emerging from a chloroform haze, wakes to find himself in the Serengeti; a nasty note written in Swedish pinned to his nutsack.
Best of Viking04
Finding even trailerpark chicks too public, Tiget strikes out across the outback in search of nookie, and a few snack crackers.
Best of Steve O
The Alpha Male, shown here straying from his natural habitat.
Best of HLam
"Why oh why did I have to shank my ball into the Pussy-willows?. Now I'm horny."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Tiger is making sure that no one finds Girlfiend #14.
Best of Unscrupulous
Tiger, you'll never find the G-spot in the riparian zone, try the erogenous zone!
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In the middle of the fairway - of the only course that will let him play these days.
Funny, from the news reports Tiger ALWAYS finds his balls in a bush...
ORA:
"I'll bet that makes his putter rise."
"I knew I left one of my mistresses out here somewhere."
So what is this from, another Viagra commercial?
His golfing career in tatters after his serial adultery and wild partying becomes public, Tiger Woods decides on the only career option left to him - run for a senate seat in Massachusetts.
"Lost balls are easy. I don't think I'm *ever* going to find my respectability again."
Emerging from a chloroform haze, wakes to find himself in the Serengeti; a nasty note written in Swedish pinned to his nutsack.
LOL! I can't take credit for this one.
"I haven't had too much luck lately on roads that were paved."
Vinney
Even after forty days in the wilderness, Tiger still could not shake the horrifying nightmares of a Ping prostate exam.
Finding even trailerpark chicks too public, Tiget strikes out across the outback in search of nookie, and a few snack crackers.
You have to be able to lift your leg high if you want to piss in the tall grass with the big dogs.
Tiger Woods. Still hitting T-shots that the rest of us can only dream about.
The Alpha Male, shown here straying from his natural habitat.
"Why oh why did I have to shank my ball into the Pussy-willows?. Now I'm horny."
"I've been listening to the National Anthem and it said there was some gal named Amber out here..."
New Tiger endorsement suggestion: Round Up.
"When you find yourself in the weeds, we can help"
They can even use this artwork.
Sometimes, there are trees and fire hydrants in the middle of that road.
Accenture dumps Tiger after he hits into the rough.
Tiger is making sure that no one finds Girlfiend #14.
Tiger, you'll never find the G-spot in the riparian zone, try the erogenous zone!
Tiger finally lands a commerical... for Scott's Turfbuilder - "When only your ass is grass, turn to Scott's."
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Thawtbubble - "I always lose my balls in the pink fountain grass. Why can't I stick to black mondo grass?"
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