Wednesday, December 09, 2009

I don't know what look they were going for, but they missed


1. "On behalf Andrew Sullivan, Gore Vidal, and Barney Frank... welcome to the Old Queen's convention."

2. "Discreet eye make-up can hide the ravages of syphilis," Lady Ga Ga provides make-up tips to Queen Elizabeth II.

3. Even though he was burning in hell, Mr. Blackwell was relieved not to have lived to see this.

4. "Discreet eye make-up can hide the ravages from a date with Chris Brown," Lady Ga Ga provides make-up tips to Queen Elizabeth II.

5. "Yeah, I do about 500 curls a day. My biceps are massive."

Wicked Best of Double the U
...and which Batman arch nemesis are you?

Best of Matt the K
QE II embarassing moment #127: "Pleased to meet you, and how is Lord GaGa these days?"

Best of Vinney
"I don't believe our plumbing system in Buckingham Palace has that much PVC."

Best of dadoctah
Next week, we introduce Her Madge to Iggy Pop. One of these days we'll get an actual reaction out of her.

Best of Silhouette
"Sorry we're late. We caught the red-eye from LA."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Gag A what???"

Best of GregMan
Her Majesty's thought bubble: "At least the iPod I got from this one is worth listening to."

Best of GregMan
Her Majesty's thought bubble: "My, Gordon Brown dresses much more stylishly after that operation he had in Sweden."

Best of blue
why you poor dear, I only have to wear rubber underpants.....

Best of prince of leaves
George Takei (left) films his cameo in the next Star Trek sequel.

Best of Submariner
Canya guess what I died green for the holidays, yer Madge?

Best of Mr Hankey
We send them The Beatles and get back what???

28 comments:

blue said...

when they said I was to meet a rich old queen I thought they meant Barney Frank!

jeff said...

"The Prime Minister said they were recreating the position of Court Jester - that is a type of singer, right?"

WV:curabble - I don't think anything will cure this rabble.

Matt the K said...

QE II embarassing moment #127:

"Pleased to meet you, and how is Lord GaGa these days?"

Anonymous said...

"I don't believe our plumbing system in Buckingham Palace has that much PVC."


Vinney

dadoctah said...

Next week, we introduce Her Madge to Iggy Pop. One of these days we'll get an actual reaction out of her.

dadoctah said...

To herself: "Dear God. First Camilla and now *this*!"

eat me said...

the guys in back flip a coin over who gets which white women

Double the U said...

...and which Batman arch nemesis are you?

Silhouette said...

"Sorry we're late. We caught the red-eye from LA."

Rodney Dill said...

"Gag A what???"

GregMan said...

Her Majesty's thought bubble: "At least the iPod I got from this one is worth listening to."

GregMan said...

Her Majesty's thought bubble: "At least this red vinyl dress looks better than those tacky curtains that horrible American first lady wore at the palace."

GregMan said...

Her Majesty's thought bubble: "My, Gordon Brown dresses much more stylishly after that operation he had in Sweden."

Steve O said...

Suddenly it strikes me that even people who have a hard time making basic decisions in life somehow still know better than to give the Queen a hug.

James McEnanly said...

"Do you know the Doctor?"
"Doctor Who?"
"Precisely!"

Matt the K said...

Who is this overindulged, no-talent, kooky-dressing attention-seeking media whore talking to Lady Gaga?

blue said...

why you poor dear, I only have to wear rubber underpants.....

prince of leaves said...

After test audiences found the early rushes even more hokey and silly than the original, the production designers of the reimagined "V" went back to the drawing board.

[WV: beavit - to lever?]

prince of leaves said...

George Takei (left) films his cameo in the next Star Trek sequel.

Submariner said...

Canya guess what I died green for the holidays, yer Madge?

Submariner said...

"League of Extrordinary Gentlemen," indeed!

Submariner said...

"Do I make you randy, baby?"

Submariner said...

This old thing? Dawn picked it up for me on a "shopping" trip...

Submariner said...

I'd go on a blind date with him, yer Majesty, if it wasn't for those ears!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Well, of course they're my backup singers. What else would I keep a bunch of ni*bong! around for, anyways?"

The magnitude of Dawn's head exploding caused many nations to accuse other nations of continuing underground nuclear bomb testings.

molson said...

Unbeknownst to the Queen, in the land of WTF wearing bright red pleather outfits and matching eyeliner is all the rage.

Mr Hankey said...

We send them The Beatles and get back what???

Passionate Conservative said...

Someone's checking out Queenie's cooch!