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*This is OnStar...I'm sensing two deployed fun-bags*
She isnt the only one with a heart-on.(more of a verbal joke, but what the hell)
Hooray, I got squeeze toys for Christmas!
Makes you want to hit the release.
Restraint is really not what needs to be shown here.Word verification: manit -- Even the captcha is having trouble restraining itself.
>blink<There's more than two things in this picture?>blink<
Laugh all you want, but it took me 23 hours and 17 minutes to get her in that harness...
What, no side bolsters on the seat, helmet, HANS device, or Nomex suit?! Racerboy's gonna have something to say about that!!
Good thieves can steal airbags and escape undetected. In this case, a newbie tripped the sensors and deployed them.-OR-Santa's elfette was cited for violating Motor Vehicle Code #TIT38.DD - "More than a mouthful is too much."-OR-Unfortunately, Katrinka was unaware that NHSTA had recalled the Takata harness. In a sudden stop, her lips instantly became 38DD's.
I think Santa should'a traded in his hat for a Nike...
A very Merry Christmas to all my fellow monors at Cap This!
ORA:Looks like Milka Duno has a new sponsor.
I can hear Subby making motorboat noises all the way from Ottawa, where I'm celebrating with Racerboy's extended family!Verif. word: midishp
divine miss m said...I can hear Subby making motorboat noises all the way from Ottawa, where I'm celebrating with Racerboy's extended family!Point of order, m'lady; those noises would of been "high speed screws in the water, ending in explosion."
Not real...leather upholstery?
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