Thursday, December 24, 2009

How Many Fake Things Are In This Picture?



Best of dub
*This is OnStar...I'm sensing two deployed fun-bags*

Best of Submariner
Laugh all you want, but it took me 23 hours and 17 minutes to get her in that harness...

15 comments:

dub said...

*This is OnStar...I'm sensing two deployed fun-bags*

dub said...

She isnt the only one with a heart-on.

(more of a verbal joke, but what the hell)

dub said...

Hooray, I got squeeze toys for Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Makes you want to hit the release.

Anonymous said...

Restraint is really not what needs to be shown here.

Word verification: manit -- Even the captcha is having trouble restraining itself.

Submariner said...

>blink<
There's more than two things in this picture?
>blink<

Submariner said...

Laugh all you want, but it took me 23 hours and 17 minutes to get her in that harness...

divine miss m said...

What, no side bolsters on the seat, helmet, HANS device, or Nomex suit?! Racerboy's gonna have something to say about that!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good thieves can steal airbags and escape undetected. In this case, a newbie tripped the sensors and deployed them.

-OR-

Santa's elfette was cited for violating Motor Vehicle Code #TIT38.DD - "More than a mouthful is too much."

-OR-

Unfortunately, Katrinka was unaware that NHSTA had recalled the Takata harness. In a sudden stop, her lips instantly became 38DD's.

Submariner said...

I think Santa should'a traded in his hat for a Nike...

Submariner said...

A very Merry Christmas to all my fellow monors at Cap This!

racerboy said...

ORA:

Looks like Milka Duno has a new sponsor.

divine miss m said...

I can hear Subby making motorboat noises all the way from Ottawa, where I'm celebrating with Racerboy's extended family!

Verif. word: midishp

Submariner said...

divine miss m said...
I can hear Subby making motorboat noises all the way from Ottawa, where I'm celebrating with Racerboy's extended family!


Point of order, m'lady; those noises would of been "high speed screws in the water, ending in explosion."

Anonymous said...

Not real...leather upholstery?