Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Here's Another Sign

Army of Mom

1. "Hi, I'm from ACORN, and I believe we can come to an arrangement."

2. Gallup becomes ever more 'selective' in its sampling techniques to keep Obama's approval ratings up.

3. Three more jobs 'created or saved' by the Stimulus.

4. "And for $2, you can watch Shenaynay pleasure herself with the parking meter. For $3, Rick will do likewise."

5. "You'll give us $50 to play a game of Human Frogger for your amusement? You're on, Mr. Cheney!"

Best of dadoctah
"How do I know, if I give you a buck for weed, you're not going to just run across the street and blow it on cappelini pomodoro?"

Best of John.....just John
You mean, "Three more 'Green' jobs created or saved by the Stimulus."

Best of Rodney Dill
All Wee-weed up and nowhere to go.

Best of molson
Can you help? For only one dollar a day, you can help a moonbat stay baked for a whole month. Please stop the terrifying reality of having to get a job from harshing a moonbat's buzz. Have a heart. Sponsor a moonbat today.

Best of Silhouette
Hank Hill thought that was an excellent price for lawn service, and appreciated their go-get-'em work ethic, but unfortunately, his yard didn't need any weeding.

Best of BMW
Dear blog friends: Hello!
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Best of Jack Reacher
Step One: Give them a dollar.
Step Two: Follow to find out where they buy weed for a dollar.

Best of Matt the K
God knows he won't spend it on shampoo.

14 comments:

dadoctah said...

"How do I know, if I give you a buck for weed, you're not going to just run across the street and blow it on cappelini pomodoro?"

dub said...

Standing up person: "Oh yeah, well I need $12 for McDonalds."

Unscrupulous said...

$1 for weed? I'm tired of bailing out Mexico.

Anonymous said...

The White House Weed Czars present a convincing case for cheaper generic brand medical marijuana.

Vinney

John.....just John said...

You mean, "Three more 'Green' jobs created or saved by the Stimulus."

Rodney Dill said...

All Wee-weed up and nowhere to go.

molson said...

Can you help? For only one dollar a day, you can help a moonbat stay baked for a whole month. Please stop the terrifying reality of having to get a job from harshing a moonbat's buzz. Have a heart. Sponsor a moonbat today.

Silhouette said...

Hank Hill thought that was an excellent price for lawn service, and appreciated their go-get-'em work ethic, but unfortunately, his yard didn't need any weeding.

BMW said...

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Jack Reacher said...

Step One: Give them a dollar.
Step Two: Follow to find out where they buy weed for a dollar.

Matt the K said...

Mayor Bloomberg's new Truth-in-Advertising policy was extremely thorough.

Matt the K said...

a.k.a. Bong Hits 4 Dumbass

Matt the K said...

God knows he won't spend it on shampoo.

Army of Mom said...

Those are great.

Bad thing is, I actually gave the douchebag $1. I figured at least he is honest about where the money is going.

And, actually, the pasta is quite good across the street. I drank (and ate) my 41st birthday in there. :)

p.s. This was in San Francisco: city of hippies.