Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Gay Tuesday Leftovers



Best of Matt the K
Metalgarth strolls out of the courthouse, smug in the knowledge his Rob Halford/Joan Rivers costume has spared him jury duty once again.

Best of Vinney
A paunchy Satan resolves to diet after the holidays.

Best of Army of Dad
When mascots go bad, on the next Maury.

Best of molson
You might want to try hitting the gym or wear a shirt. Yeah wearing a shirt might be best for you.

Best of racerboy
Devils' Morning After

Best of Submariner
Karl Rove as Gavin Newsom sees him...

Best of dadoctah
All of the other reindeer *used* to laugh and call him names....

Best of racerboy
There's a certain symmetry, don't you think, in the repetitive shape of his chin, codpiece, and beer gut?

24 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Male demons knocked up by succubi become the butt of jokes by fellow demons (literally) for an eternity. -
"Jeez, Tim, you used to be a plumber, ever hear of a backflow preventer?"
"Sure, Timmy, it's a beer gut... and my aunt rose is a satyr."
"Cuckolded in Life and now this? Damn, Tim, you've turned all pro loser."
"Aww, Timbo, you just had to sneak into Lilith Fair, didn't ya?"

Matt the K said...

Metalgarth strolls out of the courthouse, smug in the knowledge his Rob Halford/Joan Rivers costume has spared him jury duty once again.

Anonymous said...

A paunchy Satan resolves to diet after the holidays.

Vinney

Barco Sin Vela II said...

In Middletown, feeling the weight of the eyes on the back of his neck, Sam does the "Walk Of Shame" on Sunday morning.

Army of Dad said...

dub sets out for the beach.

Army of Dad said...

"Do I make you horny?"

Army of Dad said...

How to answer a pointed question.

Army of Dad said...

When masocts go bad, on the next Maury.

Army of Dad said...
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molson said...

You might want to try hitting the gym or wear a shirt. Yeah wearing a shirt might be best for you.

Army of Dad said...

Where isn't a PETA activist throwing red paint on him? He might like it.

racerboy said...

Devils' Morning After

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Inappropriate?" Really?
Just what do YOU plan on wearing to the World Cup?

Submariner said...

Karl Rove as Gavin Newsom sees him...

dadoctah said...

All of the other reindeer *used* to laugh and call him names....

sonicfrog said...

Tra-la-la-la-la....

DaveP. said...

Reasons not to blind date #3, 7, 23-45, and in fact most of the rest of them too.

DaveP. said...

Have you ever heard the old saw that, "There's someone for everyone"?

Well, not for this guy.

racerboy said...

There are some things not meant to be seen by the light of day...

Billy's beer gut, for one...

racerboy said...

There's a certain symmetry, don't you think, in the repetitive shape of his chin, codpiece, and beer gut?

racerboy said...

How Nature says, "Do not look."

Adriane said...

And Today in Musical History, Smokey Robinson found one of those things way! way! much sadder than the tears of a clown ... when there's no-one around.

Submariner said...

When I'm not wearing it I put a pane of glass on top and, VOILA! Instant night stand for my daughter's room.