Best of Matt the K
Metalgarth strolls out of the courthouse, smug in the knowledge his Rob Halford/Joan Rivers costume has spared him jury duty once again.
Best of Vinney
A paunchy Satan resolves to diet after the holidays.
Best of Army of Dad
When mascots go bad, on the next Maury.
Best of molson
You might want to try hitting the gym or wear a shirt. Yeah wearing a shirt might be best for you.
Best of racerboy
Devils' Morning After
Best of Submariner
Karl Rove as Gavin Newsom sees him...
Best of dadoctah
All of the other reindeer *used* to laugh and call him names....
Best of racerboy
There's a certain symmetry, don't you think, in the repetitive shape of his chin, codpiece, and beer gut?
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Male demons knocked up by succubi become the butt of jokes by fellow demons (literally) for an eternity. -
"Jeez, Tim, you used to be a plumber, ever hear of a backflow preventer?"
"Sure, Timmy, it's a beer gut... and my aunt rose is a satyr."
"Cuckolded in Life and now this? Damn, Tim, you've turned all pro loser."
"Aww, Timbo, you just had to sneak into Lilith Fair, didn't ya?"
Metalgarth strolls out of the courthouse, smug in the knowledge his Rob Halford/Joan Rivers costume has spared him jury duty once again.
A paunchy Satan resolves to diet after the holidays.
Vinney
In Middletown, feeling the weight of the eyes on the back of his neck, Sam does the "Walk Of Shame" on Sunday morning.
dub sets out for the beach.
"Do I make you horny?"
How to answer a pointed question.
When masocts go bad, on the next Maury.
You might want to try hitting the gym or wear a shirt. Yeah wearing a shirt might be best for you.
Where isn't a PETA activist throwing red paint on him? He might like it.
Devils' Morning After
"Inappropriate?" Really?
Just what do YOU plan on wearing to the World Cup?
Karl Rove as Gavin Newsom sees him...
All of the other reindeer *used* to laugh and call him names....
Tra-la-la-la-la....
Reasons not to blind date #3, 7, 23-45, and in fact most of the rest of them too.
Have you ever heard the old saw that, "There's someone for everyone"?
Well, not for this guy.
There are some things not meant to be seen by the light of day...
Billy's beer gut, for one...
There's a certain symmetry, don't you think, in the repetitive shape of his chin, codpiece, and beer gut?
How Nature says, "Do not look."
And Today in Musical History, Smokey Robinson found one of those things way! way! much sadder than the tears of a clown ... when there's no-one around.
When I'm not wearing it I put a pane of glass on top and, VOILA! Instant night stand for my daughter's room.
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