1. "Well, my little friend, we're at the Mayo Clinic, so I guess this is goodbye."
2. "Scuse Me While I Whip This Out," a GLSEN tranny volunteer practices his/her lines before addressing a class of fifth graders.
3. What happens in Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr, stays in Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr.
4. "Oh, bloody gob-smacking hell!" Sully suddenly realizes why Tiger Woods didn't fall for his disguise.
5. "Dammit! My quart-size baggy of heroin fell out of my vag again." Megan Fox was a terrible drug mule.
Best of blue
What the Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr - where did this come from?
Best of Vinney
"Well, I think I just solved the ladies room problem at the Dolphin's games."
Best of dub
Biggest.Clitoris.Ever
(if you dont count Obama)
Best of Army of Dad
You aren't supposed to use an actual ragwhen you are 'on the rag'.
Best of molson
Yup. The celly is in place and set to vibrate. Now to just wait for the call.
Best of Jack Reacher
That damned squirrel shows up everywhere these days.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
First came self-propelled Roomba vacuums, then robo-lawnmowers. Now, Ron Popiel introduces a miniature robotic device that trims, dethatches, vacuums and excites overly hirsute women - the 2010 Sasquatch AyeKaRoomba - not $299, not $199, just 4 easy payments of $19.99 plus s/h.
Best of dadoctah
"Oh boy", thought Dr Beckett. "What fresh hell have I Leaped into *this* time?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Damn breast implant slippage
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Fergie finally realized the Liberal Dream - sexually equality
what the Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr - where did this come from?
"Well, I think I just solved the ladies room problem at the Dolphin's games."
Vinney
Biggest.Clitoris.Ever
(if you dont count Obama)
why Tiger rejected this one
I've got this boom....boom......WOW!
wv: boxid...kind of hard on this one.
"I hope you know, I hope you know...
That this has nothing to do with you.
It's personal. Myself and I, we've got some
Straightening out to do."
No no no, you are supposed to stuff your bra!!
"My panties personal massager goes wherever I go!"
Worst shoplifter ever.
You aren't supposed to use an actual ragwhen you are 'on the rag'.
Sack-o-marbles.
Here we have captured the exact moment when the Michael Jackson crotch grab jumped the shark.
I think I need to update my organ donor card.
Vinney
Yup. The celly is in place and set to vibrate. Now to just wait for the call.
"Wanna know what comes between me and my Calvins? Actually, there IS something in there..."
That damned squirrel shows up everywhere these days.
"Wait 'til they get a load of me!"
"Hey, Geithner; I got yer stimulus package right here!"
Dear, that doesn't actually qualify as concealed carry.
First came self-propelled Roomba vacuums, then robo-lawnmowers. Now, Ron Popiel introduces a miniature robotic device that trims, dethatches, vacuums and excites overly hirsute women - the 2010 Sasquatch AyeKaRoomba - not $299, not $199, just 4 easy payments of $19.99 plus s/h.
Where will you be when your hernia kicks in?
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Pre-natal Tip #479: If baby begins to emerge at an inconvenient moment, gently grasp the head with thumb and forefinger and calmly proceed to the nearest CVS pharmacy.
"Oh boy", thought Dr Beckett. "What fresh hell have I Leaped into *this* time?"
Jeff only realized his wife Daisy's addiction to self-pleasuring was out of control when she took her venus butterfly out on a shopping errand and was struck by a bus.
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URGENT Consumer Products Safety Commission Warning: the new Blackberry Panty Holster has been linked to 183 serious injuries and 12 fatalies as easily distracted women tend to walk into telephone poles and fall down open manholes and elevator shafts.
WordVerify: ressiuns - "The ressiuns are coming, the ressiuns are coming!"
Fat stomach, droopy breasts, flabby arms, thunderous thighs - yep, dub ain't gonna like this one.
It's not a game of "find the man in the rowboat". It's find the man in the aircraft carrier
"Gesundheit!"
The hat says it all. Only in LA would a sun-wrinkled crone walk around in a public parking lot wearing those clothes, gaudy jewelry and a tacky knockoff purse while trying to read caller id on a cell phone thru her shorts.
(thanks V, I'm about to boil my eyes, hoping they'll heal in time for the Thursday babes)
She's got a white woman's face and a black woman's body. And a black man's schvantz.
Damn breast implant slippage
"Congressman Franks, she's in the parking lot. Something tells me the applicant for the receptionist position is a keeper."
Vinney
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