Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Fergie Gropes Her... Penis?
1. "Well, my little friend, we're at the Mayo Clinic, so I guess this is goodbye."
2. "Scuse Me While I Whip This Out," a GLSEN tranny volunteer practices his/her lines before addressing a class of fifth graders.
3. What happens in Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr, stays in Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr.
4. "Oh, bloody gob-smacking hell!" Sully suddenly realizes why Tiger Woods didn't fall for his disguise.
5. "Dammit! My quart-size baggy of heroin fell out of my vag again." Megan Fox was a terrible drug mule.
Best of blue
What the Crev Gwir Fel Gwydyr - where did this come from?
Best of Vinney
"Well, I think I just solved the ladies room problem at the Dolphin's games."
Best of dub
(if you dont count Obama)
Best of Army of Dad
You aren't supposed to use an actual ragwhen you are 'on the rag'.
Best of molson
Yup. The celly is in place and set to vibrate. Now to just wait for the call.
Best of Jack Reacher
That damned squirrel shows up everywhere these days.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
First came self-propelled Roomba vacuums, then robo-lawnmowers. Now, Ron Popiel introduces a miniature robotic device that trims, dethatches, vacuums and excites overly hirsute women - the 2010 Sasquatch AyeKaRoomba - not $299, not $199, just 4 easy payments of $19.99 plus s/h.
Best of dadoctah
"Oh boy", thought Dr Beckett. "What fresh hell have I Leaped into *this* time?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Damn breast implant slippage