Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Double Bagging


1. 46 days later, the last Trick or Treaters finally return to their homes.

2. You know it's tough times for the Klan when they can't even afford sheets.

3. The lefty trolls stood next to the Tea Party, yelling obscene comments, safe in their anonymity.

4. The guys who pestered everyone in the neighborhood with "Hope and Change" stickers last fall find themselves increasingly unwelcome.

5. It's kind of sweet the way two people who don't want to be seen together make their relationship work.


Best of VInney
"Congressional cuts to The Witness Protection Program has the FBI concerned, very concerned."

Best of dub
Tammy, pictured on the left, wants her identity to be a secret until Thursday.

Best of molson
Now explain it to me again. How does this protect me from the Haliburton Death Ray?

Best of Jay Guevara
"If you'd have let me scrape the Obama sticker off the car sooner we could've saved ourselves a lot of embarrassment."

Best of dadoctah
"Sir, you can fly with the bags on, but I'm going to have to confiscate that beverage can before I can let you pass." (Airport security rules become more confusing with each passing day.)

Best of Whacko
Detroit Lions fans have to keep the bags on even while going to and from the stadium.

Best of Jack Reacher
It's really going to hit the fan when photos of the latest White House gate-crashers are published.

Best of mega
"Hey Bob, the SEIU guys are here for their weekly visit. Go put some $20's in an envelope, and don't make direct eye contact."

Best of metalgarth
when did the "unknown comic" come out of the closet?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Pelosi announced her plan to protect senators voting for the Obamacare Bill.

Best of Matt the K
The Unknown Comic's illegitimate sons head to probate court to contest the will.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Texas A & M football fans. Say no more.

28 comments:

dadoctah said...

Even the attendees at sci-fi cons have cut back this year.

Anonymous said...

"Congressional cuts to The Witness Protection Program has the FBI concerned, very concerned."

Vinney

dub said...

Tammy, pictured on the left, wants her identity to be a secret until Thursday.

molson said...

Now explain it to me again. How does this protect me from the Haliburton Death Ray?

molson said...

Dude! It's like I'm freaking invisible or something.

Jay Guevara said...

"If you'd have let me scrape the Obama sticker off the car sooner we could've saved ourselves a lot of embarrassment."

dadoctah said...

"Sir, you can fly with the bags on, but I'm going to have to confiscate that beverage can before I can let you pass." (Airport security rules become more confusing with each passing day.)

Whacko said...

Detroit Lions fans have to keep the bags on even while going to and from the stadium.

Jack Reacher said...

How's that Hope and Change working out for...oh, never mind.

wv: bulgies--What Dub sees everywhere.

Jack Reacher said...

I see the IAEA's crack inspection team is heading back to Iran.

Jack Reacher said...

It's really going to hit the fan when photos of the latest White House gate-crashers are published.

jeff said...

Remember the Unknown Comic? He spawned.

Rodney Dill said...

Some Saint's fans are still disbelievers.

mega said...

"Hey Bob, the SEIU guys are here for their weekly visit. Go put some $20's in an envelope, and don't make direct eye contact."

molson said...

Oh just great! This is the pooper scooper bag you used when you walked your dog today isn't it?

metalgarth said...

when did the "unknown comic" come out of the closet?

metalgarth said...

I can't believe we paid Matt the Kostume $500.00 for this!

mega said...

If Sean Penn and M'chelle Obama want to carouse around Caracas together, they should do it openly.

Seoulman (R) said...

Due to recession, tinfoil hats were replaced with brown bags

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Overheard at the 1583rd Succubus Convention... "Oh good, the bag lunches have arrived."

-OR-

This is why they're called petty criminals -
"Wow, Danny, like we actually got away with robbing that teller, getting her to put the cash in these plastic bags! All we gotta do is play it cool, slowly walk away and the cops will never catch us, man!"

-OR-

Budget cutbacks mean no more drycleaned black knit hoods for America's Most Wanted swat teams ... word just came down to brown bag it on raids from now on.

WordVerify: colicu - Yoda diagnoses a stomach virus

Mr. Hankey said...

Pelosi announced her plan to protect senators voting for the Obamacare Bill.

Matt the K said...

The Unknown Comic's illegitimate sons head to probate court to contest the will.

Matt the Kostume said...

I can't believe those dumbasses paid me $500 for this.

Seoulman (R) said...

Maybe the wizard will give us brains.

Seoulman (R) said...

European muslim women attempted to avoid the whole burqa issue but sadly, they were lalter stoned for showing flesh. Islamists later confessed. It wasn't that they inspired lust, it was a simple mercy killing.

Matt the Kostume said...

I told these protesters that this was my new line of recyclable 'earth-friendly' robot kostumes.





wv = toolzhz

Mr. Hankey said...

Ugly chicks taking the walk of shame.

Passionate Conservative said...

Texas A & M football fans. Say no more.