Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Don we now our gay apparel


1. "No, that's not a Yule Log in my pocket, and I am happy to see you."

2. The evening started romantically, but would end in the emergency room with a painful and delicate pinecone extraction.

3. "Come on, stop fussing with the tree and watch Twilight on Blu-Ray with me."

4. "Not a creature was stirring, not even a gerbil. I told you it was too tight in there."

5. Safest bet in the world: Neither one of these guys watched the Giants stomp the Deadskins last night.

Best of molson
Hey! That's not a stocking you are stuffing.

Best of Matt the K
Bobby was such a narcissist, he asked for himself for Christmas.

Best of Army of Dad
Everytime a bell rings in the house a fairy gets rimmed.

Best of Army of Dad
Barney Frank: All I want for Crhistmas is my two twink fags, my two twink fags...

Best of Submariner
Wonder-Twin powers; Activate!

"Shape of a Twink"
"Form of a Twink"

Best of GregMan
"Todd, tell me again how well-hung my ornaments are!"

Best of GregMan
Dancer and Prancer trim the tree.

Best of dadoctah
"Say it again for me: 'I don't want to make toys; I want to be a dentist!'"

Best of sonicfrog
Johnny Storm's "Flame-On" Christmas!

Best of racerboy
Remember, now: the safe word is, "yule log."

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Here, hangs these balls."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Tonight, what say *you* be Currier and I'll be Ives?"

Mr. Hankey said...

"Don we now our gay apparel?"

blue said...

let's curl up by the fire, look at naked pictures of Obama and Hope we never Change!!

paul said...

When you're done with the tree, go try on the boots I gave you....

molson said...

Hey! That's not a stocking you are stuffing.

Matt the K said...

Yeah. I get it, Bobby...you're a flamer. Funny. Now turn around and give me some sugar!

Army of Dad said...

Brokeback Christmas.

Army of Dad said...

"Hey sugar, wanna play Mr. and Mrs Claus again?"

Matt the K said...

What DO you get those gay twins who already have everything for Christmas?

Submariner said...

C'mon, Santa; I really have been a "bad little elf..."

Matt the K said...

Bobby was such a narcissist, he asked for himself for Christmas.

Army of Dad said...

What a flamer.

Matt the K said...

Yes, we all ask for good will and brotherly love for Christmas, but sheesh!

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
Safest bet in the world: Neither one of these guys watched the Giants stomp the Deadskins last night.


...unless they misread the TV Guide as "Giants v. Foreskins."

Army of Dad said...

Everytime a bell rings in the house a fairy gets rimmed.

Army of Dad said...

Miracle on Folsom Street.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank: All I want for Crhistmas is my two twink fags, my two twink fags...

Submariner said...

Huwwy up, Fwank. I want you to pway guitaw hewo.

Submariner said...

Wonder-Twin powers; Activate!

"Shape of a Twink"
"Form of a Twink"

Submariner said...

"Oooooh, a 14-inch, glow-in-the-dark, 'personal massager.' That's mine!"

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Propagation of the species; FAIL!

Submariner said...

Who'd a guessed it? The one on the left loves show tunes, and the one on the right loves Judy Garland movies.

GregMan said...

Even though it was a Christian holiday, there were certain aspects of Christmas Kevin Jennings didn't mind very much at all.

GregMan said...

"Todd, tell me again how well-hung my ornaments are!"

GregMan said...

Dancer and Prancer trim the tree.

Mr. Hankey said...

Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?

dadoctah said...

"Say it again for me: 'I don't want to make toys; I want to be a dentist!'"

Mr. Hankey said...

...and let's hope we get our Zhu-Zhu pets.

Tim said...

christmas inside Mr. Slave's colon was a quiet affair until the great methane explosion of '08

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"You know, Tim, this candle reminds me of my little willie."
"MMMM, hot for me?"
"Nope, red and burning. Guess I finally caught whatever you've got."

-OR-

Barney Frank's 1982 first full term reelection personalized holiday card: "Now that I've got franking privileges, may your mailboxes be filled with frankincense and mirth."

Army of Mom said...

They put the twink in the star's twinkle.

paul said...

Mr. Hankey said...
Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?


It depends which way the ball hangs.

sonicfrog said...

Johnny Storm's "Flame-On" Christmas!

Anonymous said...

More fruitcakes.

Vinney

Submariner said...

Mr. Hankey asked...
Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?



Yes.

racerboy said...

Remember, now: the safe word is, "yule log."

divine miss m said...

Eventually, Don got sick on eggnog and had to leave the party...so everyone jumped for Joy...who then got tired and went home...which is why we all started feeling Merry...