1. "No, that's not a Yule Log in my pocket, and I am happy to see you."
2. The evening started romantically, but would end in the emergency room with a painful and delicate pinecone extraction.
3. "Come on, stop fussing with the tree and watch Twilight on Blu-Ray with me."
4. "Not a creature was stirring, not even a gerbil. I told you it was too tight in there."
5. Safest bet in the world: Neither one of these guys watched the Giants stomp the Deadskins last night.
Best of molson
Hey! That's not a stocking you are stuffing.
Best of Matt the K
Bobby was such a narcissist, he asked for himself for Christmas.
Best of Army of Dad
Everytime a bell rings in the house a fairy gets rimmed.
Best of Army of Dad
Barney Frank: All I want for Crhistmas is my two twink fags, my two twink fags...
Best of Submariner
Wonder-Twin powers; Activate!
"Shape of a Twink"
"Form of a Twink"
Best of GregMan
"Todd, tell me again how well-hung my ornaments are!"
Best of GregMan
Dancer and Prancer trim the tree.
Best of dadoctah
"Say it again for me: 'I don't want to make toys; I want to be a dentist!'"
Best of sonicfrog
Johnny Storm's "Flame-On" Christmas!
Best of racerboy
Remember, now: the safe word is, "yule log."
38 comments:
"Here, hangs these balls."
Vinney
"Tonight, what say *you* be Currier and I'll be Ives?"
"Don we now our gay apparel?"
let's curl up by the fire, look at naked pictures of Obama and Hope we never Change!!
When you're done with the tree, go try on the boots I gave you....
Hey! That's not a stocking you are stuffing.
Yeah. I get it, Bobby...you're a flamer. Funny. Now turn around and give me some sugar!
Brokeback Christmas.
"Hey sugar, wanna play Mr. and Mrs Claus again?"
What DO you get those gay twins who already have everything for Christmas?
C'mon, Santa; I really have been a "bad little elf..."
Bobby was such a narcissist, he asked for himself for Christmas.
What a flamer.
Yes, we all ask for good will and brotherly love for Christmas, but sheesh!
V. the K. said...
Safest bet in the world: Neither one of these guys watched the Giants stomp the Deadskins last night.
...unless they misread the TV Guide as "Giants v. Foreskins."
Everytime a bell rings in the house a fairy gets rimmed.
Miracle on Folsom Street.
Barney Frank: All I want for Crhistmas is my two twink fags, my two twink fags...
Huwwy up, Fwank. I want you to pway guitaw hewo.
Wonder-Twin powers; Activate!
"Shape of a Twink"
"Form of a Twink"
"Oooooh, a 14-inch, glow-in-the-dark, 'personal massager.' That's mine!"
Propagation of the species; FAIL!
Who'd a guessed it? The one on the left loves show tunes, and the one on the right loves Judy Garland movies.
Even though it was a Christian holiday, there were certain aspects of Christmas Kevin Jennings didn't mind very much at all.
"Todd, tell me again how well-hung my ornaments are!"
Dancer and Prancer trim the tree.
Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?
"Say it again for me: 'I don't want to make toys; I want to be a dentist!'"
...and let's hope we get our Zhu-Zhu pets.
christmas inside Mr. Slave's colon was a quiet affair until the great methane explosion of '08
"You know, Tim, this candle reminds me of my little willie."
"MMMM, hot for me?"
"Nope, red and burning. Guess I finally caught whatever you've got."
-OR-
Barney Frank's 1982 first full term reelection personalized holiday card: "Now that I've got franking privileges, may your mailboxes be filled with frankincense and mirth."
They put the twink in the star's twinkle.
Mr. Hankey said...
Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?
It depends which way the ball hangs.
Johnny Storm's "Flame-On" Christmas!
More fruitcakes.
Vinney
Mr. Hankey asked...
Does the one wearing a Santa hat give or take?
Yes.
Remember, now: the safe word is, "yule log."
Eventually, Don got sick on eggnog and had to leave the party...so everyone jumped for Joy...who then got tired and went home...which is why we all started feeling Merry...
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