Monday, December 21, 2009
1. Mrs. Al Sharpton celebrates the holidays.
2. "Am I late for the dildo cake Christmas party?"
3. Five minutes after walking out of Fantastic Sam's, Keneesha was held down and scalped by a pack of ACLU lawyers.
4. You do not want to know where she hung the mistletoe.
5. Marge Simpson leaves the tanning salon.
Best of Jack Reacher
Looks like the Christmas Sale is in full swing at Old Navy. ATDHE
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and our next contestant has a Hannukkah bush.
Best of Army of Dad
How The Pimp stole Christmas.
Best of Submariner
14th and John R Players be puttin' on "A Christmas Carole" and sh!t. I be da ghost of Christmas Presents.
Best of dadoctah
How the Grinch made everybody throw up in their mouth a little.
Best of Matt the K
One of the Hos of Hoville?
Best of Seoulman (R)
Merry Christmas from the north pole on MLK and 9th.