Monday, December 21, 2009

Detroit Do



1. Mrs. Al Sharpton celebrates the holidays.

2. "Am I late for the dildo cake Christmas party?"

3. Five minutes after walking out of Fantastic Sam's, Keneesha was held down and scalped by a pack of ACLU lawyers.

4. You do not want to know where she hung the mistletoe.

5. Marge Simpson leaves the tanning salon.

Best of Jack Reacher
Looks like the Christmas Sale is in full swing at Old Navy. ATDHE

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and our next contestant has a Hannukkah bush.

Best of Army of Dad
How The Pimp stole Christmas.

Best of Submariner
14th and John R Players be puttin' on "A Christmas Carole" and sh!t. I be da ghost of Christmas Presents.

Best of dadoctah
How the Grinch made everybody throw up in their mouth a little.

Best of Matt the K
One of the Hos of Hoville?

Best of Seoulman (R)
Merry Christmas from the north pole on MLK and 9th.

37 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like the Christmas Sale is in full swing at Old Navy. ATDHE

Jack Reacher said...

"Another attendee at the White House Christmas dinner forgot her invitation. She looks legit--let her in, guys."

Mr. Hankey said...

...and our next contestant has a Hannukkah bush.

Anonymous said...

"This year I decide to get an artificial tree. A real one is such a hassle to cleanup."

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

"Don we now our gay apparel"

Mr. Hankey said...

...look like fakes to me.

dub said...

This Christmas is going to disappoint...apparently there is just a lump of coal under the tree.

ATDHE

Achilles said...

Mr. Hankey said... "Don we now our gay apparel"

No, dude, that's tomorrow

Army of Dad said...

How The Pimp stole Christmas.

Army of Dad said...

...and a maid dressed up as a tree.

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

"All I want for Christmas is my gold teef, my two gold teef."

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

You have to water that tree with Colt 45.

Army of Dad said...

At least she isn't jewish or she would be a walking fire hazard.

Army of Dad said...

The boxes contain dime rocks.

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

"Dis be the only way I could gots a present for each one of my babies daddies."

ATDHE

Submariner said...

14th and John R Players be puttin' on "A Christmas Carole" and sh!t. I be da ghost of Christmas Presents.


ATDHE

Submariner said...

I dunno, call me crazy, but I just don't like the new Christmas Bottle Aunt Jemima released this year.

Submariner said...

It appears that Canal St. Hookers Local #319 is requiring members to go more festive this year.

blue said...

ise axed for da Kwanza do, look what da honky stylist dids to me!!

blue said...

Rue Paul beefs up his act.....


(get it? "beefs up")

dadoctah said...

How the Grinch made everybody throw up in their mouth a little.

Matt the K said...

One of the Hos of Hoville?

dub said...

Matt the K said...
One of the Hos of Hoville?


Bravo!!

dub said...

Merry Coonmas!

Anonymous said...

Dis be my ObamaKwanzaaDo.

molson said...

I think one of Santa's elves may have crapped in your doo.

Steve O said...

Some people just have this instinctive feel for what makes them look more attractive.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Quameesha follows Fashion Rule #1 - divert attention from unattractive areas of your body. So, while everyone pointed and laughed, the stupid doo kept them from looking at what was under the tree.

Kaptain Krude said...

Aretha Franklin is insanely jealous.

wv: hagstor - Where she got the hat.

blue said...

Shaqa'nana (aka, the black Monica)gets ready to show Obama whats under her xmas tree

Mr. Hankey said...

Army of Dad's "All I want for Christmas is my gold teef, my two gold teef." is almost perfect. Needs to be "All I want for Kwanzaa is my gold teef, my two gold teef."

Seoulman (R) said...

Merry Christmas from the north pole on MLK and 9th.

Seoulman (R) said...

Even Charlie Brown refused to buy this tree.

Seoulman (R) said...

The Spirit of Christmas Regret paused from delivering drunk uncles and ugly sweaters to speak to reporters.

Seoulman (R) said...

Now Scrooge feared this Spirit more than all the others.

Seoulman (R) said...

From small ACORN's so mighty Christmas tree's grow, especially in Chicago.

sonicfrog said...

Hey Look! It's Car-Man Miranda!!!