1. Mrs. Al Sharpton celebrates the holidays.
2. "Am I late for the dildo cake Christmas party?"
3. Five minutes after walking out of Fantastic Sam's, Keneesha was held down and scalped by a pack of ACLU lawyers.
4. You do not want to know where she hung the mistletoe.
5. Marge Simpson leaves the tanning salon.
Best of Jack Reacher
Looks like the Christmas Sale is in full swing at Old Navy. ATDHE
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and our next contestant has a Hannukkah bush.
Best of Army of Dad
How The Pimp stole Christmas.
Best of Submariner
14th and John R Players be puttin' on "A Christmas Carole" and sh!t. I be da ghost of Christmas Presents.
Best of dadoctah
How the Grinch made everybody throw up in their mouth a little.
Best of Matt the K
One of the Hos of Hoville?
Best of Seoulman (R)
Merry Christmas from the north pole on MLK and 9th.
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Looks like the Christmas Sale is in full swing at Old Navy. ATDHE
"Another attendee at the White House Christmas dinner forgot her invitation. She looks legit--let her in, guys."
...and our next contestant has a Hannukkah bush.
"This year I decide to get an artificial tree. A real one is such a hassle to cleanup."
Vinney
"Don we now our gay apparel"
...look like fakes to me.
This Christmas is going to disappoint...apparently there is just a lump of coal under the tree.
ATDHE
Mr. Hankey said... "Don we now our gay apparel"
No, dude, that's tomorrow
How The Pimp stole Christmas.
...and a maid dressed up as a tree.
ATDHE
"All I want for Christmas is my gold teef, my two gold teef."
ATDHE
You have to water that tree with Colt 45.
At least she isn't jewish or she would be a walking fire hazard.
The boxes contain dime rocks.
ATDHE
"Dis be the only way I could gots a present for each one of my babies daddies."
ATDHE
14th and John R Players be puttin' on "A Christmas Carole" and sh!t. I be da ghost of Christmas Presents.
ATDHE
I dunno, call me crazy, but I just don't like the new Christmas Bottle Aunt Jemima released this year.
It appears that Canal St. Hookers Local #319 is requiring members to go more festive this year.
ise axed for da Kwanza do, look what da honky stylist dids to me!!
Rue Paul beefs up his act.....
(get it? "beefs up")
How the Grinch made everybody throw up in their mouth a little.
One of the Hos of Hoville?
Matt the K said...
One of the Hos of Hoville?
Bravo!!
Merry Coonmas!
Dis be my ObamaKwanzaaDo.
I think one of Santa's elves may have crapped in your doo.
Some people just have this instinctive feel for what makes them look more attractive.
Quameesha follows Fashion Rule #1 - divert attention from unattractive areas of your body. So, while everyone pointed and laughed, the stupid doo kept them from looking at what was under the tree.
Aretha Franklin is insanely jealous.
wv: hagstor - Where she got the hat.
Shaqa'nana (aka, the black Monica)gets ready to show Obama whats under her xmas tree
Army of Dad's "All I want for Christmas is my gold teef, my two gold teef." is almost perfect. Needs to be "All I want for Kwanzaa is my gold teef, my two gold teef."
Merry Christmas from the north pole on MLK and 9th.
Even Charlie Brown refused to buy this tree.
The Spirit of Christmas Regret paused from delivering drunk uncles and ugly sweaters to speak to reporters.
Now Scrooge feared this Spirit more than all the others.
From small ACORN's so mighty Christmas tree's grow, especially in Chicago.
Hey Look! It's Car-Man Miranda!!!
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