Monday, December 28, 2009

Colin Blow

Hi, to close out 2009, I am presenting the leftover pics that I wanted to use, but couldn't think of captions for. I'm gonna treat these as free-for-alls, and update the Best ofs daily for the rest of the year. (Unless I am offline on 12-30 doing dad stuff)

Who sent me this? Was it you, Al?

1. "DO THE RINO! Doot-doot-doot da-doot da-doot doot-doot...

Best of Submariner
Veep nomination?!? I got your Veep nomination right here!

Best of Whacko
"Whoa! I know I left them someplace. Hey! Has anyone seen my balls?"

Best of GregMan
With the Obamessiah's poll numbers in the tank, Colin Powell fights his ennui the only way he knows how.

Best of Vinney
Unfortunately Colin Powell's diuretic kicks in as he waves to his adoring fans.

Best of molson
I'm too sexy for my Depends.

Best of Mr Hankey
You can usually score first row seats as president of the Madonna Fan Club,

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."

Best of Army of Dad
In a vain attempt to show how "down" he is Colin starts wearing his pants below his ass and waving his hands "in da air, like he just don't care".

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tell me if you've heard this one... Obamalama, Rangle and Tiger Woods walk into a bar, all ignoring Colin's attempt to attract their attention.

31 comments:

Submariner said...

Veep nomination?!?
I got your Veep nomination right here!

Submariner said...

Colin bids adieu to his integrity as he changes party afiliation based on candidate melanin content.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Shrinkage! I've GOT TO quit hanging my suits in that damn damp air..."

Whacko said...

"Whoa! I know I left them someplace. Hey! Has anyone seen my balls?"

GregMan said...

I see Chris Matthews isn't the only one who gets all tingly when thinking of Obambi.

GregMan said...

With the Obamessiah's poll numbers in the tank, Colin Powell fights his ennui the only way he knows how.

GregMan said...

CapThis Why Hasn't Someone Else Used This Caption Already #257: "Kobe! I'm open!"

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately Colin Powell's diuretic kicks in as he waves to his adoring fans.

Vinney

molson said...

Yoo Hoo! Barry! I love you long time!

molson said...

It's Howdy RINO time!

molson said...

I'm a big boy now. I can get dressed all by myself.

molson said...

I'm too sexy for my Depends.

molson said...

Raise your hand when your diaper is full.

Mr Hankey said...

You can usually score first row seats as president of the Madonna Fan Club,

Mr Hankey said...

There are support groups for people who have trouble doing the YMCA.

Matt the K said...

Colin's Colon Contents Fallen

Unscrupulous said...

Ummm Ms. Napolitano, I need go peepee.

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."

dadoctah said...

In a multi-decade Vegas Strip tradition, Don Rickles prepares to drop his pants and fire off a rocket.

jeff said...

"Sorry, gotta adjust - Michelle just paid me for my Obama nomination."

blue said...

and here is my Michael Jackson impersonator.....

blue said...

and here is my Michael Jackson impersonation.....

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "What in THE HELL was I thinking, eating two helpings of M'chel's guano casserole?!?"

Submariner said...

Where will you be when your Chrohn;s Disease kicks in?

Army of Dad said...

Um, Colin, XYZPDQ....*laughs* He falls for it every damn time!

Army of Dad said...

Under ObamaCare you have to hold your own while you cough.

Army of Dad said...

Cheney should not have come to this party in blackface. That is so last century.

Anonymous said...

Grab your balls like Michael Jackson, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Army of Dad said...

In a vain attempt to show how "down" he is Colin starts wearing his pants below his ass and waving his hands "in da air, like he just don't care".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Peristalsis - Where will you be when your colon kicks in?

-OR-

Tell me if you've heard this one... Obamalama, Rangle and Tiger Woods walk into a bar, all ignoring Colin's attempt to attract their attention.

-OR-

"YO, Cabbie!!!"
Just like his war plans, Colin's attempt to shoplift prime beef from the DC Deli didn't come with a well-conceived exit strategy.

Anonymous said...

Where will you be when your Viagara kicks in?