Who sent me this? Was it you, Al?
1. "DO THE RINO! Doot-doot-doot da-doot da-doot doot-doot...
Best of Submariner
Veep nomination?!? I got your Veep nomination right here!
Best of Whacko
"Whoa! I know I left them someplace. Hey! Has anyone seen my balls?"
Best of GregMan
With the Obamessiah's poll numbers in the tank, Colin Powell fights his ennui the only way he knows how.
Best of Vinney
Unfortunately Colin Powell's diuretic kicks in as he waves to his adoring fans.
Best of molson
I'm too sexy for my Depends.
Best of Mr Hankey
You can usually score first row seats as president of the Madonna Fan Club,
Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."
Best of Army of Dad
In a vain attempt to show how "down" he is Colin starts wearing his pants below his ass and waving his hands "in da air, like he just don't care".
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tell me if you've heard this one... Obamalama, Rangle and Tiger Woods walk into a bar, all ignoring Colin's attempt to attract their attention.
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Veep nomination?!?
I got your Veep nomination right here!
Colin bids adieu to his integrity as he changes party afiliation based on candidate melanin content.
Thought bubble; "Shrinkage! I've GOT TO quit hanging my suits in that damn damp air..."
"Whoa! I know I left them someplace. Hey! Has anyone seen my balls?"
I see Chris Matthews isn't the only one who gets all tingly when thinking of Obambi.
With the Obamessiah's poll numbers in the tank, Colin Powell fights his ennui the only way he knows how.
CapThis Why Hasn't Someone Else Used This Caption Already #257: "Kobe! I'm open!"
Unfortunately Colin Powell's diuretic kicks in as he waves to his adoring fans.
Vinney
Yoo Hoo! Barry! I love you long time!
It's Howdy RINO time!
I'm a big boy now. I can get dressed all by myself.
I'm too sexy for my Depends.
Raise your hand when your diaper is full.
You can usually score first row seats as president of the Madonna Fan Club,
There are support groups for people who have trouble doing the YMCA.
Colin's Colon Contents Fallen
Ummm Ms. Napolitano, I need go peepee.
ORA: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."
In a multi-decade Vegas Strip tradition, Don Rickles prepares to drop his pants and fire off a rocket.
"Sorry, gotta adjust - Michelle just paid me for my Obama nomination."
and here is my Michael Jackson impersonator.....
and here is my Michael Jackson impersonation.....
Thought bubble; "What in THE HELL was I thinking, eating two helpings of M'chel's guano casserole?!?"
Where will you be when your Chrohn;s Disease kicks in?
Um, Colin, XYZPDQ....*laughs* He falls for it every damn time!
Under ObamaCare you have to hold your own while you cough.
Cheney should not have come to this party in blackface. That is so last century.
Grab your balls like Michael Jackson, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
In a vain attempt to show how "down" he is Colin starts wearing his pants below his ass and waving his hands "in da air, like he just don't care".
Peristalsis - Where will you be when your colon kicks in?
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Tell me if you've heard this one... Obamalama, Rangle and Tiger Woods walk into a bar, all ignoring Colin's attempt to attract their attention.
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"YO, Cabbie!!!"
Just like his war plans, Colin's attempt to shoplift prime beef from the DC Deli didn't come with a well-conceived exit strategy.
Where will you be when your Viagara kicks in?
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