Who sent me this? Was it you, Al?
1. "DO THE RINO! Doot-doot-doot da-doot da-doot doot-doot...
Best of Submariner
Veep nomination?!? I got your Veep nomination right here!
Best of Whacko
"Whoa! I know I left them someplace. Hey! Has anyone seen my balls?"
Best of GregMan
With the Obamessiah's poll numbers in the tank, Colin Powell fights his ennui the only way he knows how.
Best of Vinney
Unfortunately Colin Powell's diuretic kicks in as he waves to his adoring fans.
Best of molson
I'm too sexy for my Depends.
Best of Mr Hankey
You can usually score first row seats as president of the Madonna Fan Club,
Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."
Best of Army of Dad
In a vain attempt to show how "down" he is Colin starts wearing his pants below his ass and waving his hands "in da air, like he just don't care".
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tell me if you've heard this one... Obamalama, Rangle and Tiger Woods walk into a bar, all ignoring Colin's attempt to attract their attention.