Monday, December 14, 2009

Ceci n'est pas un Muslim


1. "All right, if I give you my ugly ass shoes, do you promise to not build any nukes, Mr. Ahmadinejad?"

2. Upon seeing Obama begin to take off his clothes, George Stephanopoulus bent over expectantly.

3. "F the TSA and their profiling!"

4. "But if, um, M'Chel isn't allowed in the, um, mosque, who's gonna tie those things for me and make sure they're on the right feet?"

5. "So, um, could one of you, um, guys review bath house etiquette with me? I don't wanna look, um, stupid."

Wicked Best of Silhouette
"Goody, goody, goody, goody. I get to bow, and bow, and bow some more. I love bowing."

Best of Mr. Hankey
With the unemployment numbers getting larger, Barack is forced to remove his shoes to continue counting.

Best of Vinney
"This is getting old. I really need to buy my own bowling shoes"!

Best of hntr766
How thoughtful; the benevolent one is removing his shoes before walking all over the american citizens.

Best of GregMan
Next The Glorious One drops his pants in rememberance at the gravesite of Frank Marshall Davis.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dammit, I won't miss Bush this time."

Best of HLam
"Crap. Now everyone will realize that my feet are too small to fill Bush's shoes."

Best of Adriane
In short order, the US Constitution was amended to say that any President with the initials BO would never remove his shoes in public ever again.

Best of Seoulman (R)
I could reach my shoes much easier if I hadn't sprained my back in Japan.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Did you like the way I took those shoes off? I give myself a B+ on how well I did that."

24 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

With the unemployment numbers getting larger, Barack is forced to remove his shoes to continue counting.

Mr. Hankey said...

"You want climate issues - wait until I take off these puppies"

Anonymous said...

"This is getting old. I really need to buy my own bowling shoes"!

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

"Strip Hokey Pokey" is all the rage in Denmark

hntr766 said...

How thoughtful; the benevolent one is removing his shoes before walking all over the american citizens.

GregMan said...

Next The Glorious One drops his pants in rememberance at the gravesite of Frank Marshall Davis.

GregMan said...

The assembled main stream media reporters all said "Roses, sir! We smell roses!"

GregMan said...

Being on the Terrorist Watch List had it's drawbacks for Barry Soetero.

molson said...

Yup. Got my fiscal policy crib sheet right here.

Rodney Dill said...

"Dammit, I won't miss Bush this time."

HLam said...

"Crap. Now everyone will realize that my feet are too small to fill Bush's shoes."

dadoctah said...

ObLiliVonSchtupp: "It's twoo, it's twoo!"

Silhouette said...

"Goody, goody, goody, goody. I get to bow, and bow, and bow some more. I love bowing."

Jay Guevara said...

"Not a goddamned glass slipper in the bunch. Sheesh."

Anonymous said...

"Hey America, you think the public option stinks? Get a whiff of this."

Vinney

Adriane said...

In short order, the US Constitution was amended to say that any President with the initials BO would never remove his shoes in public ever again.

Seoulman (R) said...

I can't believe I stepped in it. Don't these people ever clean up after the camels.

Seoulman (R) said...

I could reach my shoes much easier if I hadn't sprained my back in Japan.

Seoulman (R) said...

Olbermann sat in his darkened bedroom wearing only stained boxers staring at the monitor, wanting, dreaming, lusting for those feet wondering how he might kiss them.

Seoulman (R) said...

Copenhagen officials remarked that "While climate change issues may need further study, no more research was needed to explain the funk in the air."

Jack Reacher said...

Some people get so worked up at the prospect of dining at a fondue restaurant.

steve o said...

Obama keeps a campaign promise to either pass Health Care reform by Christmas or dislocate an ankle.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Did I say Hope And Change? I meant to say Bow And Scrape, that's America's new foreign policy. My bad."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Did you like the way I took those shoes off? I give myself a B+ on how well I did that."