1. "What a lovely rendition of The Internationale, Malia. Now do, It's Raining Men!"
2. When one of the judges only gave Malia a 5.8, M'Chel ripped out his still beating heart with her b'ath l'eth and ate it in front of him.
3. Ebony and, um... Ebony.
4. "Malia! It's very insensitive to play The End of the Road when Senator Reid is in the audience."
5. "Now, um, play it right or I'll slap you again!"
Best of GregMan
"Now play something by Madonna, Judie Garland or Cher for Kevin Jennings, dear."
Best of kg
Five dollar footlong.
The Obamas continue making comercials.
Best of blue
Barrack & the Obama's are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because...well, because they own a piano for gosh sakes!!!
Best of dadoctah
I don't know who decided we needed a revival of the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, but it looks like they replaced a lot more than just Jan this time.
Best of dub
Everyone misunderestimated the power of having KFC sponsor the presidental ball.
Best of Jay Guevara
"That completes our medley of 'Sympathy for the Devil,' 'No Son of Mine,' 'Born to Run,' and 'What a Fool Believes.'
"And no, to the wise guy off to the left, we will not do 'Born in the USA,' 'You're So Vain,' or 'Won't Get Fooled Again.'
Best of Submariner