Monday, December 14, 2009

The Bam-Packed, Jam-Packed Variety Hour

John Schneider

1. "What a lovely rendition of The Internationale, Malia. Now do, It's Raining Men!"

2. When one of the judges only gave Malia a 5.8, M'Chel ripped out his still beating heart with her b'ath l'eth and ate it in front of him.

3. Ebony and, um... Ebony.

4. "Malia! It's very insensitive to play The End of the Road when Senator Reid is in the audience."

5. "Now, um, play it right or I'll slap you again!"

Best of GregMan
"Now play something by Madonna, Judie Garland or Cher for Kevin Jennings, dear."

Best of kg
Five.
Five dollar.
Five dollar footlong.

The Obamas continue making comercials.

Best of blue
Barrack & the Obama's are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because...well, because they own a piano for gosh sakes!!!

Best of dadoctah
I don't know who decided we needed a revival of the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, but it looks like they replaced a lot more than just Jan this time.

Best of dub
Everyone misunderestimated the power of having KFC sponsor the presidental ball.

Best of Jay Guevara
"That completes our medley of 'Sympathy for the Devil,' 'No Son of Mine,' 'Born to Run,' and 'What a Fool Believes.'
"And no, to the wise guy off to the left, we will not do 'Born in the USA,' 'You're So Vain,' or 'Won't Get Fooled Again.'

Best of Submariner
Buh-bye.

20 comments:

GregMan said...

"How nice, Malia won the Van Cliburn award. And a Grammy, too."

wv: forens - Yes, they are forens. Kenyan, in fact.

GregMan said...

"Now play something by Madonna, Judie Garland or Cher for Kevin Jennings, dear."

GregMan said...

"Um, somewhere, uh, over the, ah, um, rainbow..."

kg said...

Five.
Five dollar.
Five dollar footlong.

The Obamas continue making comercials.

Anonymous said...

Two seconds later and he would have had that Loser sign clear up to his forehead.

dub said...

Wow, the Jacksons look great.

blue said...

Barrack & the Obama's are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because...well, because they own a piano for gosh sakes!!!

Anonymous said...

It's a very, merry Obama Christmas special. As they leave the crowd wanting more.

"Good- bye, Farewell, auf Wiedershenen, Adieu. To you and you and you."

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Upon the quick removal of Santa Claus from the stage, the other fictional benefactors take the stage.

Jay Guevara said...

"Wave good-bye to America, everybody! Bye bye!"

eat me said...

Obama & the Lard Butt wave goodbye to the girls as they leave to spend Christmas at Tiger's house

molson said...

Thank you all for coming and let me be the first to say... You suck! Now talk to the hands bitches.

dadoctah said...

I don't know who decided we needed a revival of the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, but it looks like they replaced more than just Jan this time.

dadoctah said...

Little Richard has really let himself go.

dub said...

Everyone misunderestimated the power of having KFC sponsor the presidental ball.

Jay Guevara said...

"That completes our medley of 'Sympathy for the Devil,' 'No Son of Mine,' 'Born to Run,' and 'What a Fool Believes.'

"And no, to the wise guy off to the left, we will not do 'Born in the USA,' 'You're So Vain,' or 'Won't Get Fooled Again.'

dadoctah said...

"And now let's give a big Apollo Theatre welcome to Mr Joe 'Funky Dude' Biden!"

Submariner said...

ORA:


Buh-bye.

Submariner said...

Awright. Awright. Now give it up in a hot, Apollo welcome to our next act;
"B.O. and the Stinkers!"

Adriane said...

Une dis is da part of da show vere we danse!!!