Monday, December 07, 2009

Baby on Bored


1. "This, um, baby miraculously survived a late-term abortion. Get my sledge hammer."

2. "He'll be all right, I think the soft spot on the top of his head absorbed most of the impact!"

3. "Ah call da fool, Mini-T!"

4. "Aw, look at the pathetic cry baby. And look at the cute little kid he's holding."

5. Little Kawanda's thought bubble: "Gross! Smoker's breath."


Best of GregMan
"M'chelle, honey, I brought you some takeout for dinner!"

Best of HLam
"Where da White Babies at?"

Best of Silhouette
"You have a lovely punishment, ma'am."

Best of dub
You think the baby is crying now? Wait till she turns around and sees the Silverback in the background that gets her next.

Best of Submariner
In the background? Dawn anxiously awaits her baby back. Old Navy doorbusters only last until noon...

Best of jeff
"See, you squeeze their heads and white stuff comes out the top!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
"I don't know. Tiger just ran up to me and handed her to me and told me to keep quiet. Why?"

Best of dadoctah
Eager to appear a "man of the people", Barry tried golf, basketball...the list was endless.
If ventriloquism doesn't do it, next he's going to try plate-spinning.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The baby knew that look...that's the look you make when you are going in your pants.

32 comments:

Submariner said...

.3 nanoseconds later - projectile vomiting. The MSM obligingly edited it out of the 6 o'clock sound bite, but only because some things apparently DO stick to "The One."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Delivering 'num-nums' to his Secretary of State made BO happy.
VERY happy.
"This ought to keep her out of the papers through the new year...

Anonymous said...

"Take....these broken wings,
and learn to fly again..."

duke of red said...

....Don't take my mama health 'shorance.

GregMan said...

"Yes, I have saddled this child with more national debt than he'll ever be able to pay off, why do you ask?"

GregMan said...

"M'chelle, honey, I brought you some takeout for dinner!"

HLam said...

"Where da White Babies at?"

Silhouette said...

"You have a lovely punishment, ma'am."

Silhouette said...

The One realizes that she went The Two.

dub said...

You think the baby is crying now? Wait till she turns around and sees the Silverback in the background that gets her next.

dub said...

She must have gotten a sneak peek at her share of the deficit.

sonicfrog said...

Well, looks like Obama's not doing so well with the youth vote.... but it's nothing that ACORN can't fix.

Submariner said...

In the background? Dawn anxiously awaits her baby back. Old Navy doorbusters only last until noon...

Submariner said...

The One just whispered to Mini T that he was destined to be the Lions' first round draft choice in 2029.

Submariner said...

"But I don't WANNA be the Pampers' Czar!"

molson said...

Shoot dawg. I'm a baby and I know this mutha don't know jack. What's wrong with the rest of you suckers?

dub said...

I see Obama prefers Aunt Jemima Light.

blue said...

I thought the brain implant was supposed to make them like me?

eat me said...

how dis glob of white stuff gets in my hair?

jeff said...

"See, you squeeze their heads and white stuff comes out the top!"

Passionate Conservative said...

"I don't know. Tiger just ran up to me and handed her to me and told me to keep quiet. Why?"

dadoctah said...

Eager to appear a "man of the people", Barry tried golf, basketball...the list was endless.

If ventriloquism doesn't do it, next he's going to try plate-spinning.

Mr. Hankey said...

The baby knew that look...that's the look you make when you are going in your pants.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama tried to smile as they handed him his award for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama hands out black babies to all of the congressmen wanting to outlaw abortions.

Mr. Hankey said...

Watch your hand bub....

Submariner said...

mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!
Barack Husein Obuuuurrrrrrrrp!

Submariner said...

I believe it's time for change!

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; jist an organ grinder and his monkee. Please ta be movin' along now...




ATDHE-A

mega said...

"Just as I suspected, there is no heartbeat. It is not human. Must...get...back...to...Beck...fast."

dadoctah said...

"How exactly do you cook them?"