Monday, December 07, 2009
Baby on Bored
1. "This, um, baby miraculously survived a late-term abortion. Get my sledge hammer."
2. "He'll be all right, I think the soft spot on the top of his head absorbed most of the impact!"
3. "Ah call da fool, Mini-T!"
4. "Aw, look at the pathetic cry baby. And look at the cute little kid he's holding."
5. Little Kawanda's thought bubble: "Gross! Smoker's breath."
Best of GregMan
"M'chelle, honey, I brought you some takeout for dinner!"
Best of HLam
"Where da White Babies at?"
Best of Silhouette
"You have a lovely punishment, ma'am."
Best of dub
You think the baby is crying now? Wait till she turns around and sees the Silverback in the background that gets her next.
Best of Submariner
In the background? Dawn anxiously awaits her baby back. Old Navy doorbusters only last until noon...
Best of jeff
"See, you squeeze their heads and white stuff comes out the top!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I don't know. Tiger just ran up to me and handed her to me and told me to keep quiet. Why?"
Best of dadoctah
Eager to appear a "man of the people", Barry tried golf, basketball...the list was endless.
If ventriloquism doesn't do it, next he's going to try plate-spinning.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The baby knew that look...that's the look you make when you are going in your pants.