1. "This, um, baby miraculously survived a late-term abortion. Get my sledge hammer."
2. "He'll be all right, I think the soft spot on the top of his head absorbed most of the impact!"
3. "Ah call da fool, Mini-T!"
4. "Aw, look at the pathetic cry baby. And look at the cute little kid he's holding."
5. Little Kawanda's thought bubble: "Gross! Smoker's breath."
Best of GregMan
"M'chelle, honey, I brought you some takeout for dinner!"
Best of HLam
"Where da White Babies at?"
Best of Silhouette
"You have a lovely punishment, ma'am."
Best of dub
You think the baby is crying now? Wait till she turns around and sees the Silverback in the background that gets her next.
Best of Submariner
In the background? Dawn anxiously awaits her baby back. Old Navy doorbusters only last until noon...
Best of jeff
"See, you squeeze their heads and white stuff comes out the top!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I don't know. Tiger just ran up to me and handed her to me and told me to keep quiet. Why?"
Best of dadoctah
Eager to appear a "man of the people", Barry tried golf, basketball...the list was endless.
If ventriloquism doesn't do it, next he's going to try plate-spinning.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The baby knew that look...that's the look you make when you are going in your pants.
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.3 nanoseconds later - projectile vomiting. The MSM obligingly edited it out of the 6 o'clock sound bite, but only because some things apparently DO stick to "The One."
Delivering 'num-nums' to his Secretary of State made BO happy.
VERY happy.
"This ought to keep her out of the papers through the new year...
"Take....these broken wings,
and learn to fly again..."
....Don't take my mama health 'shorance.
"Yes, I have saddled this child with more national debt than he'll ever be able to pay off, why do you ask?"
"M'chelle, honey, I brought you some takeout for dinner!"
"Where da White Babies at?"
"You have a lovely punishment, ma'am."
The One realizes that she went The Two.
You think the baby is crying now? Wait till she turns around and sees the Silverback in the background that gets her next.
She must have gotten a sneak peek at her share of the deficit.
Well, looks like Obama's not doing so well with the youth vote.... but it's nothing that ACORN can't fix.
In the background? Dawn anxiously awaits her baby back. Old Navy doorbusters only last until noon...
The One just whispered to Mini T that he was destined to be the Lions' first round draft choice in 2029.
"But I don't WANNA be the Pampers' Czar!"
Shoot dawg. I'm a baby and I know this mutha don't know jack. What's wrong with the rest of you suckers?
I see Obama prefers Aunt Jemima Light.
I thought the brain implant was supposed to make them like me?
how dis glob of white stuff gets in my hair?
"See, you squeeze their heads and white stuff comes out the top!"
"I don't know. Tiger just ran up to me and handed her to me and told me to keep quiet. Why?"
Eager to appear a "man of the people", Barry tried golf, basketball...the list was endless.
If ventriloquism doesn't do it, next he's going to try plate-spinning.
The baby knew that look...that's the look you make when you are going in your pants.
Obama tried to smile as they handed him his award for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Obama hands out black babies to all of the congressmen wanting to outlaw abortions.
Watch your hand bub....
mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!
Barack Husein Obuuuurrrrrrrrp!
I believe it's time for change!
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; jist an organ grinder and his monkee. Please ta be movin' along now...
ATDHE-A
"Just as I suspected, there is no heartbeat. It is not human. Must...get...back...to...Beck...fast."
"How exactly do you cook them?"
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