Tuesday, December 22, 2009

AoM's Guitar Hero


1. "Congressman Frank, why weren't any other House Pages invited to your Christmas Party?"

2. Billy figured out a great way to make sure no one would ever touch his Guitar Hero game again.

3. "That's right, babe. If you oppose ObamaCare, you don't get any of this." Tyler embargoes his right hand.

4. Rock Band: The Iggy Pop Edition sold only one copy.

5. "You guys finish up the tree, I'll play some Christmas Carols. 'O, Holy Night, the stars are bright-ly shin-ing..."

Absolutely Outstanding Best of Army of Dad
As his guitar gently weeps.

Best of Submariner
I'm gonna slow things down, now...

Best of Unscrupulous
Ramalama ding dong!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Anyone here having a birthday? What's your name?"

Best of dadoctah
Outtakes from 1972's "An Osmond Family Christmas".

Best of Army of Dad
Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Best of sonicfrog
You guys are such perv's. He's playing the Red Hot Chili Pepper's version of Guitar Hero. Duh.

Best of Rodney Dill
Guitar Zero

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

"There's a pubic hair in my G string."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Seriously, dude; you only needed a ukelele...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Somebody's been PRACticing!

Submariner said...

I'm gonna slow things down, now...

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' - just practicing for the Folsom Street High School marching band. You?

Unscrupulous said...

Ramalama ding dong!

Unscrupulous said...

Randy would sit in the living room and pick at his instrument for hours on end.

Achilles said...

"Hey, have you guys seen my boots around here?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Anyone here having a birthday? What's your name?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I don't know why that wise-ass keeps requesting Short People."

Jack Reacher said...

"Nothing, Mom, I'm just fingering my...guitar."

Mr. Hankey said...

The FreeCreditReport.Com guy is taking a second job at SenatePagePlaything.gov.

dadoctah said...

Outtakes from 1972's "An Osmond Family Christmas".

jeff said...

Nice to see my Army roommate is still trying the same jokes.

molson said...

Finally Brucie found something else to keep his hands busy.

Army of Dad said...

As his guitar gently weeps.

Army of Dad said...

Yeah I am guessing this isn't the first time he used his "whammy bar".

Army of Dad said...

In what has become a typical move for the Obama whitehouse the new video game czar has limited experince in his field in addition to a large amount of back taxes owed to the IRS.

Army of Dad said...

Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Army of Dad said...

Guitar Hero: Elton John's greatest hits.

Rodney Dill said...

No it's not bare... it's air guitar

Army of Mom said...

And, for the record, this Cougar likes the boys to be old enough to have grown pubes.

Send this one back until he's cooked a little longer.

sonicfrog said...

You guys are such perv's. He's playing the Red Hot Chili Pepper's version of Guitar Hero. Duh.

Rodney Dill said...

I love the part where ZZTip spins the guitar

Rodney Dill said...

you can pick your friends
and you can pick your guitar
but you can't pick your friend's guitar...
nor should you want to

Rodney Dill said...

Guitar Zero

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
As his guitar gently weeps.



Absolutely outstanding, AoD.

Submariner said...

Methinks he frequently mistakes hisself for the whammy bar,,,

Submariner said...

There's "Mummer's Parade" cap in this picture, but I just can't force myself to look closely enough to see it...

Rodney Dill said...

There's "Mummer's Parade" cap in this picture, but I just can't force myself to look closely enough to see it...
No feathers... he's already been plucked.

Rodney Dill said...

As his guitar gently weeps.
Followed by 'Drooling Banjos?'