Amy Winehouse Versus the Blob

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1. "See, I told you I had a picture of Pete Dougherty without a needle in his arm...whoops, maybe not."

2. And now the finalists in the "Who is more Repulsive?" Cage Match.

3. "So, you ended up in rehab because of some guy named 'dub?'"

4. Then, the holo-characters got a hold of the PADD and completely ruined Commander Riker's nude volleyball program.

5. "Thanks for helping with my Sudoku puzzle. By the way, there's a grape Starburst stuck to your tit."

Wicked Best o' metalgarth
Wait till dub finds out this is the only porno film in hell....

Best o' Double the U
Here is a list of all the people on betnet.com that bet you would be dead by year's end... man we are going to make a ton of money.

Best o' Matt the K
Amy Winehouse and Mamie Swinehouse made a formidable Scrabble team.

Best o' molson
Great. After seeing that, I too have to become a raging crack head.

Best o' Army of Mom
Sally Struthers struggles with her deal-a-meal charts. Suddenly, Amy is looking like a mighty tasty KFC drumstick.

Best o' Carpe Phlogiston
Believe it or not, this paparazzi shot of John Travolta enjoying time in Aruba with secret love interest Brian Dennehy inspired this little ditty.

Best o' Seoulman (R)
And he was my first boyfriend until, I ate him. My friends said I needed to "eat him to keep him" I didn't know they meant it figuratively

Best o' Mr. Hankey
There's also an Island for Misfit Scumbags.

Best o' Passionate Conservative
"I'm still trying to get this damn PSP to work as a vibrator...can you help me, Pat?"

Best o' Kaptain Krude
"My pregnancy test! It's *sob* positive!" And the world becomes just a little colder.

Best o' Julie the Jarhead
"I'm just a sweet transvestite ..."