Friday, December 18, 2009

Amy Winehouse Versus the Blob


1. "See, I told you I had a picture of Pete Dougherty without a needle in his arm...whoops, maybe not."

2. And now the finalists in the "Who is more Repulsive?" Cage Match.

3. "So, you ended up in rehab because of some guy named 'dub?'"

4. Then, the holo-characters got a hold of the PADD and completely ruined Commander Riker's nude volleyball program.

5. "Thanks for helping with my Sudoku puzzle. By the way, there's a grape Starburst stuck to your tit."

Wicked Best o' metalgarth
Wait till dub finds out this is the only porno film in hell....

Best o' Double the U
Here is a list of all the people on betnet.com that bet you would be dead by year's end... man we are going to make a ton of money.

Best o' Matt the K
Amy Winehouse and Mamie Swinehouse made a formidable Scrabble team.

Best o' molson
Great. After seeing that, I too have to become a raging crack head.

Best o' Army of Mom
Sally Struthers struggles with her deal-a-meal charts. Suddenly, Amy is looking like a mighty tasty KFC drumstick.

Best o' Carpe Phlogiston
Believe it or not, this paparazzi shot of John Travolta enjoying time in Aruba with secret love interest Brian Dennehy inspired this little ditty.

Best o' Seoulman (R)
And he was my first boyfriend until, I ate him. My friends said I needed to "eat him to keep him" I didn't know they meant it figuratively

Best o' Mr. Hankey
There's also an Island for Misfit Scumbags.

Best o' Passionate Conservative
"I'm still trying to get this damn PSP to work as a vibrator...can you help me, Pat?"

Best o' Kaptain Krude
"My pregnancy test! It's *sob* positive!" And the world becomes just a little colder.

Best o' Julie the Jarhead
"I'm just a sweet transvestite ..."

17 comments:

eat me said...

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Double the U said...

Here is a list of all the people on betnet.com that bet you would be dead by year's end... man we are going to make a ton of money.

Matt the K said...

Amy thinks really hard with her 2 remaining brain cells-- she does NOT want to see Strip Scrabble partner lose this next round.

Matt the K said...

Amy Winehouse and Mamie Swinehouse made a formidable Scrabble team.

Anonymous said...

"Amy, look at these baby pictures of you naked on your blanket. You've grown up to be such a woman since then."

Vinney

metalgarth said...

Wait till dub finds out this is the only porno film in hell....

molson said...

Great. After seeing that, I too have to become a raging crack head.

Army of Mom said...

Sally Struthers struggles with her deal-a-meal charts. Suddenly, Amy is looking like a mighty tasty KFC drumstick.

Army of Mom said...

You sank my battleship!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter!!
Never-before-released photo of -
VINNIE
BARBARINO
prior to Jane Travolta's top secret sex reassignment surgery!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Believe it or not, this paparazzi shot of John Travolta enjoying time in Aruba with secret love interest Brian Dennehy inspired this little ditty.

Seoulman (R) said...

And he was my first boyfriend until, I ate him. My friends said I needed to "eat him to keep him" I didn't know they meant it figuratively

Mr. Hankey said...

There's also an Island for Misfit Scumbags.

Rodney Dill said...

Tiger:

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'Ho, Ho, Ho'

Passionate Conservative said...

"I'm still trying to get this damn PSP to work as a vibrator...can you help me, Pat?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"My pregnancy test! It's *sob* positive!" And the world becomes just a little colder.

Julie the Jarhead said...

"I'm just a sweet transvestite ..."


wv: whictih -- dyslexia sukcs.