Friday, November 27, 2009

You don't have to remember the 70's, we're reliving them.


Divine Miss M


Best of Matt the K
So these things will make me ghey AND retarded?! Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!

Best of dadoctah
"How come big sister is always using the Sky-sicle mold?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
According to Advertising Weekly, sky-scicle sales jumped 2744% when they began running that ad in Playgirl and on San Francisco trolleys.

Best of dub
Billy: The motor sicle tickles my tongue.
Bruce: Well you should see what the sky sicle does to my prostate.

Best of ????
It goes without saying that the kid in the advertisement could not live with the shame and killed himself in the '80s.

15 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Andrew Sullivan. When he had hair. And when he only craved young boys. Well 1 out of 2 ain't bad...

Matt the K said...

So these things will make me ghey AND retarded?! Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!

Matt the K said...

And with that, Weird Ronnie went straight from popsicle carton kid to milk carton kid.

Matt the K said...

I suppose the Snake Canyon Snackies were aimed at the 6+ lesbian market?


ugh.

Matt the K said...

And with Evel's latest endeavor, arch rival Gene Simmons finally conceded defeat.

dadoctah said...

"How come big sister is always using the Sky-sicle mold?"

Silhouette said...

The most evil thing about it is the color scheme.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

According to Advertising Weekly, sky-scicle sales jumped 2744% when they began running that ad in Playgirl and on San Francisco trolleys.

dub said...

Billy: The motor sicle tickles my tongue.

Bruce: Well you should see what the sky sicle does to my prostate.

blue said...

this had to come out under a democrat administration......

dadoctah said...

this had to come out under a democrat administration......

Surprisingly not. Blowing up shows Nixon's the one.

So the popsicles probably constipate you too.

blue said...

me thinks 'ol Evil has jumped one too many cars

Mr. Hankey said...

At least they didn't add a creamy filling...

AnonymoUS said...

It goes without saying that the kid in the advertisement could not live with the shame and killed himself in the '80s.

AnonymoUS said...

Suggestions of why a young Mark Hammel always ogled Harrison Ford and never really wanted to ‘close the deal’ with Kerry Fisher.