Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Weird Science

Sondra K

1. "That's what dub considers too fat? Dayum!"

2. "Oh! I know! Use a Men in Black reference. Those always make the 'Best ofs'."

3. Sure, they're laughing now, but the next day, Icanhascheezburger was shut down by the Justice Department for 'racist insensitivity to Ebonics users.'

4. "Yeah, I guess my wife sorta does look like a Klingon."

5. "OK, you've got the angle right, but according to 'chinesebowing.com' you have to hold your hands at the sides to indicate complete submission."


Best of metalgarth
"She is known to pick her nose and eat her boogers"
Anybody else have something to add to Sarah Palin's Wikipedia page?

Best of paul
Shall we play a game?
How about Global Thermonuclear War?

Best of Passionate Conservative
OK, Bowing to the computer was going WAY too far.

Best of dadoctah
"Man, I used to just *love* Rick Astley!"

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama: "I dunno, I don't think that SNL skit is that funny."

Best of Submariner
No, Mr. President; It's Michael Dorn, not Muh'chel...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, I've hacked into the NSA email sniffer again... let's check out Barney Frank's holiday order from Twinks R Us, then we can read more of Biden's love notes to the German Chancellor.

Best of mega
"Haha, my man, that is some funky-ass climate data."

Best of dadoctah
The Men Who Stare At Goatse.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey check this out guys. Go to White House dot com not org. It's a freakin' porno site."

Vinney

metalgarth said...

"She is known to pick her nose and eat her boogers"

Anybody else have something to add to Sarah Palin's Wikipedia page?

metalgarth said...

Obama:
"I don't get it. Why does everybody hate skeletor?"

paul said...

Shall we play a game?

How about Global Thermonuclear War?

Passionate Conservative said...

OK, Bowing to the computer was going WAY too far.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Spank me dot com has some new fans.

dadoctah said...

"Man, I used to just *love* Rick Astley!"

jeff said...

Man, where did you get those Valerie Jarrett photos!

jeff said...

"Okay, now slim down the thighs" - photoshopping nude photos of M'chelle turned out to be a popular activity during long flights on Air Force 1.

GregMan said...

"Yeah, that's hilarious. I'd be worried if my poll numbers really were that low. Oh, wait..."

GregMan said...

The White House Staff discovers that you really can see M'chelle's ass from space by way of the satellite photos on Google Earth.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama: "I dunno, I don't think that SNL skit is that funny."

Urispaz said...

"Okay, now post that you never accused Beck fans of killing the census worker. And start another thread on creationism."

Jay Guevara said...

"Wow, look at those trillions in debt add up! They'll never pay this off."

Oiao said...

"...and here is a picture on V The K's Caption This, of of a woman holding two fish."

WV bothers me some days: traterst

Submariner said...

See, your One-ship? They really DO call it "Black Friday."

Submariner said...

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Submariner said...

No, Mr. President; It's Michael Dorn, not Muh'chel...

Submariner said...

I said I wanted to "buy my wife a new dress." Why did you bring up the "Ethan Allen Gallery" home page?

blue said...

Obama channels his 1/2 white side as he and the rest watch the black man do all the work

eat me said...

and here is a picture of Sarah Plain naked......

Anonymous said...

The internet is serious business.

dub said...

Damn....so THAT is where the white women are at.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Enjoying a viral video of the couple who crashed the White House state dinner-
See, BO, there's the guy pointing to both Michelle's dress and the window drapes. How 'bout that, they really are cut from the same bolt of sailcloth!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, I've hacked into the NSA email sniffer again... let's check out Barney Frank's holiday order from Twinks R Us, then we can read more of Biden's love notes to the German Chancellor.

-OR-

Whoa, there goes the neighborhood! Look at that plunging Zillow graph of neighboring commercial property resale values after you moved into the White House!

Kaptain Krude said...

jeff said...

"Okay, now slim down the thighs" - photoshopping nude photos of M'chelle turned out to be a popular activity during long flights on Air Force 1.

continuing the thought...

"Okay, now slim down the thighs... slimmer.... slimmer.... slimmer...."

"Ach, she can't get no slimmer, Captain! The program's at it's limit, and I think she's about to blow!"

mega said...

"Haha, my man, that is some funky-ass climate data."

mega said...

"And this, gentlemen, is the Afgan War Plan I've been working on for, oh, ten months. It's called 'Tetris'"

mega said...

Commander Jones could not resist the urge to stab Gibbs with the poison quill pen, thus bringing an end to the Reign of Terror in his own small way.

mega said...

"OK, ok, now type, "Are you SURE you're only 12?"

mega said...

"Ok, ok, now type, 'Are you SURE you're only 12?'"

mega said...

"Dayum those captions are funny. Uh, sorry, Sir, I mean, stupid."

Rodney Dill said...

Helen Thomas... Hot or Not?

molson said...

So guys what are we watching here? Two Girls One Cup? So is that an inspirational video about sharing the wealth?

dadoctah said...

"I can't for the life of me see why Marina Orlova hangs around with O'Reilly".

dadoctah said...

The Men Who Stare At Goatse.

Matt the K said...

"Heheheh!!!! That IS funny, and that part wher-- hey wait a minute!!-- You, with the epaulettes...aren't you supposed to be flying the plane???...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Jay Guevara said...

Obama: "What's that you guys are looking at? It ...it looks kinda like a...college transcript...(gulp)"

Jay Guevara said...

Everyone likes hanging out with the Porno Czar.

sonicfrog said...

Not So ORA Anymore: Revealed: From the hacked CRU e-mails... How they really created the infamous global warming hockey stick!