Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Unbearable Gayness of Climate Change

Psonic Phrog

1. The new "Gay Earth Ball" game on Price Is Right turned out to be a crowd pleaser not so much.

2. Al Gore's weight? Andrew Sullivan's anonymous sex-partners year-to-date? Length in feet Barney Frank is required by law to remain from elementary and middle schools? What's the significance of 350?

3. Janeane Garofalo strategically positions herself next to the Fisting Fetishists in a low cut dress, just to make sure no one would enjoy their lunch that day.

4. An onlooker was heard to say, "This is so lame compared to the studded-leather-and-amyl-nitrate moonbounce at Folsom Street."

5. And the festive centerpiece was a giant green snot bubble.


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ORA ...The monster said he needed tree fitty.

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Once Al Gore was inside became know as a Shamster Ball

Rodney Dill said...

-- or known as a Shamster Ball

blue said...

The Gay Earth Climate Change Idiots celebrate changing the length of the year to 350 days. The leader said "if we ignore 15 days of low temperatures each year, we can prove global warming!"

Submariner said...

More proof that the world cup has teh ghey.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Rosie lost one of her Ben Wahs during the Pride Parade...

Submariner said...

Omar shook his head in disbelief and put his "big yellow ball" away in disgust.

Submariner said...

Rev'rund Jesse's group celebrates the historic decrease in harrassment charges brought by female Coalition staffers in 2009...

Rodney Dill said...

"... our chief weapon is sphere... sphere and surprise.... our two chief weapons are..."

Submariner said...

#350 was unquestionably the single biggest hairball ever hacked up on Folsom Street.

dadoctah said...

"...and tonight's Powerball number is...."

mega said...

Obama hailed the new $50 billion government program to label every round object with the number of degrees in a circle.

molson said...

350... The weight reduction target for Al Gore's ginormous ass.

molson said...

How to be gay and green. Looks like Kermit was on to something and not just some dude's hand.

Rodney Dill said...

The remake of The Prisoner shot in San Francisco.

Steve O said...

In game shows of the future, the prizes will include exciting things like carbon credits!

Rodney Dill said...

Al Gore's 350th fart in the year of our Lord 2009.

(OK, so that number is way low)

dadoctah said...

That's actually a pretty good price for a watermelon that size.

Army of Dad said...

Gay Liverpool supporters.

Army of Dad said...

ORA ...The monster said he needed tree fitty.

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, 350 customers "served"?