1. "I hate the way they pick on Carrie Prejean. Hold me, Bruce."
2. "I always dreamed I'd be in your strong, manly arms when the world ended." "Mike, 2012 is just a movie."
3. "Maybe taking three hits of Ecstasy before the game wasn't such a great idea."
4. "My TiVo deleted Ugly Betty before I had a chance to watch it. Hold me."
5. "It's okay, Bruce. A lot of us were tricked into believing he'd govern moderately, too."
Best of blue
Is it true Bruce? does the H on our helmets really stand for Homo?