1. "I had no idea Klingon females enjoyed being fisted."
2. "I see limp posturing coupled by weakness. Your opponents laugh at your attempts to feign strength and resolve. But enough about your foreign policy..."
3. "When I think about the lack of skin in New Moon, I just get so angry! Soetero Hulk, um, SMASH!"
4. "You could have just asked for arugula, you didn't have to deck the waitress."
5. "Well, you've mastered the 'float like a butterfly' part."
Best of GregMan
"...and then Frank Marshall Davis did this to me!"
Best of metalgarth
WORST. MORTAL KOMBAT. SEQUEL. EVER
Best of Army of Dad
Kung Pow President, now with 75% less Pow!
Best of Passionate Conservative
All you American Politicians know how to do is shop and spend money...
Best of dadoctah
If Jim Kelly and Bruce Lee have let themselves go like this, I don't even want to *know* what John Saxon looks like.