1. Harok-Ptui!
2. "Yeah, I was standing right here when the ennui first grasped me."
3. "SRSLY, what did you expect the entertainment to be at Michael Vick's house?"
4. "The community is organized. Our work here is done."
5. Sure, she's playing it cool, but deep down, she digs my mullet.
Best of GregMan
"No, we don't want to go to that planet. They elected some idiot community organizer as president."
Best of Mr. Hankey
It's always hard to address pre-mature ejaculation.
Best of jeff
"Could you maybe come on to Eli? He's not working well being distracted by Chloe."
Best of Oiao
"Quit making that face. I really, really thought that kid was actually in that baloon....!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It is NOT a gross waste of United Federation funds and manpower to make a minor 430 million light year detour. First, what are the odds the vaccine can save the Kreldarian people? Second, I'm certain this is where I left my car keys. Now, go look under those benches for a neon pink lucky gribnerz foot.
Best of mega
"Maybe doing a first date in a ballet practice room wasn't such a good idea."
"No."
"Go get a burger?"
"Sure."
"I really feel we connect."
"Not really."
"I'm bored."
"It's the Eddie Bauer get-up. It's so twenty years ago."
"Think we'll sleep together tonight?"
"Probably."
Best of Rm 207
"I can't believe I bet my career on this show."
"Me neither."
Best of dadoctah
"Mr Wonka, the Oompa-Loompas have put me on retainer to present you with a list of labor grievances."
Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, Dr. Rush, I'm just not attracted to pricks. Literally or metaphorically."
20 comments:
I shouldn't have told him what's really in Kung Pao Chicken. (and then Dawn's head exproded)
Viagra commercials are starting to get more realistic.
I'd like to go Galactic on her Stargate......
"I do not look like Gaius Boltar!"
"Do not make eye contact. Must not make eye contact."
"No, we don't want to go to that planet. They elected some idiot community organizer as president."
Beverly presends not to notice the huge wet stain on the front of Kyle's pants.
It's always hard to address pre-mature ejaculation.
"Could you maybe come on to Eli? He's not working well being distracted by Chloe."
Kinda early in the evening to line up along the Zero Rail, isn't it?!
"Quit making that face. I really, really thought that kid was actually in that baloon....!"
It is NOT a gross waste of United Federation funds and manpower to make a minor 430 million light year detour. First, what are the odds the vaccine can save the Kreldarian people? Second, I'm certain this is where I left my car keys. Now, go look under those benches for a neon pink lucky gribnerz foot.
-OR-
C'mon, Captain, I said I was sorry for giggling. I'd just never seen one that small before.
"I guess I was just hoping for a ship with better lighting. I mean, I'm like 45."
"Maybe doing a first date in a ballet practice room wasn't such a good idea."
"No."
"Go get a burger?"
"Sure."
"I really feel we connect."
"Not really."
"I'm bored."
"It's the Eddie Bauer get-up. It's so twenty years ago."
"Think we'll sleep together tonight?"
"Probably."
"You know, it used to be I'd see a klingon and be all like wow, this is what I entered Starfleet for. Now, I see a 300 ship intergalactic battle of civilizations, and I'm like, whatever. I just don't feel anything."
"I think they're going to blow up our ship. Want to go watch some Office reruns?"
"I can't believe I bet my career on this show."
"Me neither."
"Mr Wonka, the Oompa-Loompas have put me on retainer to present you with a list of labor grievances."
"Wow, check out the TV. The Democrats are saying they'll win the 2542 presidency because it's all Bush's fault."
"Sorry, Dr. Rush, I'm just not attracted to pricks. Literally or metaphorically."
Her: "Wait...we travel to the ass-end of the universe, and we *still* encounter 'alien' civilizations composed entirely of white people with perfect English and American accents? Seriously?"
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