Friday, November 13, 2009
2. "Yeah, I was standing right here when the ennui first grasped me."
3. "SRSLY, what did you expect the entertainment to be at Michael Vick's house?"
4. "The community is organized. Our work here is done."
5. Sure, she's playing it cool, but deep down, she digs my mullet.
Best of GregMan
"No, we don't want to go to that planet. They elected some idiot community organizer as president."
Best of Mr. Hankey
It's always hard to address pre-mature ejaculation.
Best of jeff
"Could you maybe come on to Eli? He's not working well being distracted by Chloe."
Best of Oiao
"Quit making that face. I really, really thought that kid was actually in that baloon....!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It is NOT a gross waste of United Federation funds and manpower to make a minor 430 million light year detour. First, what are the odds the vaccine can save the Kreldarian people? Second, I'm certain this is where I left my car keys. Now, go look under those benches for a neon pink lucky gribnerz foot.
Best of mega
"Maybe doing a first date in a ballet practice room wasn't such a good idea."
"Go get a burger?"
"I really feel we connect."
"It's the Eddie Bauer get-up. It's so twenty years ago."
"Think we'll sleep together tonight?"
Best of Rm 207
"I can't believe I bet my career on this show."
Best of dadoctah
"Mr Wonka, the Oompa-Loompas have put me on retainer to present you with a list of labor grievances."
Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, Dr. Rush, I'm just not attracted to pricks. Literally or metaphorically."