Monday, November 23, 2009

Smirking Butthead


1. "A salute, how cute. Now down on your knees and kneel before your god!"

2. "Nice ass."

3. Valium enemas keep you smiling even while your country collapses around you.

4. Crystal Meth: The Fresh Maker

5. In Andrew Sullivan's fantasy, the action goes a lot further.

Best of Army of Dad
"Sir, the door is to your right, the window is to your left."

Best of Passionate Conservative
You were in the Village People, right?

Best of Jay Guevara
"Dayum! I got honkies salutin' me!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Ha Ha, I didn't say Simon Says.

17 comments:

Semper Gumbi said...

Marine thought bubble

"Aw geez, niot this shit again."

eat me said...

bet you voted for McCain, but that's all alright, I'll raise your taxes anyway - now go salute Bill Ayers

Army of Dad said...

Marine thought bubble: I have had this shit up to here!

Army of Dad said...

"Sir, the door is to your right, the window is to your left."

HLam said...

President Zero thought bubble "Yeah, that's right, my aura is so damn bright that he has to shield his eyes. DAMN I'm great!"

dadoctah said...

"Keep looking, son. You're supposed to be able to see Russia from here."

Passionate Conservative said...

You were in the Village People, right?

blue said...

hmmmmm - maybe I can convince the great unwashed that a hand salute is really a religious symbol.....that way the army can be my crusaders & they will attack all those whou do not cower in my greatness....hmmmmm

Jay Guevara said...

"Dayum! I got honkies salutin' me!"

Jack Reacher said...

"If I wait as long to pass you as I've dithered on an Afghanistan decision, your arm will wither and die in that position."

Mr. Hankey said...

Ha Ha, I didn't say Simon Says.

Unscrupulous said...

"Wanker says what?"

Steve O said...

Thought bubble:
Sheesh. They actually BELIEVE that crap.

Kaptain Krude said...

"So my science project was, 'What do my farts smell like?' So, what do my farts smell like?"

"Like unicorns and broken promises, sir!"

Submariner said...

President Sore-toe-o's thought bubble; "Why do they only salute in the direction of Muh'chel? Why don't they salute ME? I'm the Community Organizer, er, um, Commander in Chief..."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Sheesh but that's a gawdy uniform, so help me, me!"

Anonymous said...

Marine Thought Bubble:

"I can't believe I actually have to salute a turd".