1. "A salute, how cute. Now down on your knees and kneel before your god!"
2. "Nice ass."
3. Valium enemas keep you smiling even while your country collapses around you.
4. Crystal Meth: The Fresh Maker
5. In Andrew Sullivan's fantasy, the action goes a lot further.
Best of Army of Dad
"Sir, the door is to your right, the window is to your left."
Best of Passionate Conservative
You were in the Village People, right?
Best of Jay Guevara
"Dayum! I got honkies salutin' me!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Ha Ha, I didn't say Simon Says.
17 comments:
Marine thought bubble
"Aw geez, niot this shit again."
bet you voted for McCain, but that's all alright, I'll raise your taxes anyway - now go salute Bill Ayers
Marine thought bubble: I have had this shit up to here!
"Sir, the door is to your right, the window is to your left."
President Zero thought bubble "Yeah, that's right, my aura is so damn bright that he has to shield his eyes. DAMN I'm great!"
"Keep looking, son. You're supposed to be able to see Russia from here."
You were in the Village People, right?
hmmmmm - maybe I can convince the great unwashed that a hand salute is really a religious symbol.....that way the army can be my crusaders & they will attack all those whou do not cower in my greatness....hmmmmm
"Dayum! I got honkies salutin' me!"
"If I wait as long to pass you as I've dithered on an Afghanistan decision, your arm will wither and die in that position."
Ha Ha, I didn't say Simon Says.
"Wanker says what?"
Thought bubble:
Sheesh. They actually BELIEVE that crap.
"So my science project was, 'What do my farts smell like?' So, what do my farts smell like?"
"Like unicorns and broken promises, sir!"
President Sore-toe-o's thought bubble; "Why do they only salute in the direction of Muh'chel? Why don't they salute ME? I'm the Community Organizer, er, um, Commander in Chief..."
Thought bubble; "Sheesh but that's a gawdy uniform, so help me, me!"
Marine Thought Bubble:
"I can't believe I actually have to salute a turd".
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