Saturday, November 28, 2009

Retro Saturday

1. "I warn you, this obsession with Bob Crane can only end in tears."

2. "Come on, Courtney Love. Loosen up a little. Try some weed. What's the worst that could happen?"

3. "Love your new LPGA haircut Denise!"

4. "Harok-Ptui!"

5. "A human pituitary gland... for me?"

Best of dub
Look a deal is a deal... $1.75 for a handjob.

Best of dadoctah
"We welcome any contribution, no matter how small, to our research. Some day, god willing, we'll be able to thaw your late husband's frozen head and cure whatever it was that killed him."

Best of blue
And if I put these aspirin in her coke she will lose her inhibitions.....

Best of mega
Now, Ann, you should marry a white man such as this, not that Kenyan. Otherwise, your children will face a lifetime of prejudice, hardship, and berzerk crowds of hippies chanting "Yes we can!".

Best of Jay Guevara
The inventor of roofies conducts his first clinical trial.

Best of Mr. Hankey
A young Nancy Pelosi learns that she doesn't have to understand where the money comes from, only that she can take it away from Billy.

18 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

2009 Republican Sex Ed Class Film
Susie was taught not to be cheap.
Stevie saved up his lawnmowing money.
Susie and Stevie are now unwed parents.

WordVerify: loatheti - abominable snowman with a really bad attitude towards tourists

Anonymous said...

Jack, you spent the money on these magic beans! Even Congress isn't that stupid!

Vinney

dub said...

Look a deal is a deal... $1.75 for a handjob.

dadoctah said...

"We welcome any contribution, no matter how small, to our research. Some day, god willing, we'll be able to thaw your late husband's frozen head and cure whatever it was that killed him."

dadoctah said...

The kids check their funds once more, hoping they now have enough to cover admission to the carnival sideshow Dad ran off to with that toad-girl chippie of his.

blue said...

and if I put these aspirin in her coke she will lose her inhibitions.....


verification word: ransperm

mega said...

Now, Ann, you should marry a white man such as this, not that Kenyan. Otherwise, your children will face a lifetime of prejudice, hardship, and berzerk crowds of hippies chanting "Yes we can!".

Anonymous said...

"Ann, this is what I end up with everytime I 'think' of you."

Jay Guevara said...

The inventor of roofies conducts his first clinical trial.

Jay Guevara said...

"They're birth control pills, sis. You hold them between your knees."

Anonymous said...

"....and then they stick the coat hanger in like this...."

Matt the K said...

"Well gee willickers, Mary, its called an IUD. Now let me show you how it works..."

blue said...

and if we eat these magic beans we will time travel to the future where we will be cool

Mr. Hankey said...

..see you didn't lose your cherry.

Mr. Hankey said...

A young Nancy Pelosi learns that she doesn't have to understand where the money comes from, only that she can take it away from Billy.

AnonymoIS said...

"Emma, as you look into my palm, always remember.....

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

AnonymoUS said...

VTK - make that AnonymoUS on that last post. Fat fingers.... lol

Kaptain Krude said...

"Geez Billy, if that is the biggest thing you can offer me, then there is no way you'll ever get into my panties!" Nancy knew what she had and, more importantly, how much it was worth.