1. "I warn you, this obsession with Bob Crane can only end in tears."
2. "Come on, Courtney Love. Loosen up a little. Try some weed. What's the worst that could happen?"
3. "Love your new LPGA haircut Denise!"
5. "A human pituitary gland... for me?"
Best of dub
Look a deal is a deal... $1.75 for a handjob.
Best of dadoctah
"We welcome any contribution, no matter how small, to our research. Some day, god willing, we'll be able to thaw your late husband's frozen head and cure whatever it was that killed him."
Best of blue
And if I put these aspirin in her coke she will lose her inhibitions.....
Best of mega
Now, Ann, you should marry a white man such as this, not that Kenyan. Otherwise, your children will face a lifetime of prejudice, hardship, and berzerk crowds of hippies chanting "Yes we can!".
Best of Jay Guevara
The inventor of roofies conducts his first clinical trial.
Best of Mr. Hankey
A young Nancy Pelosi learns that she doesn't have to understand where the money comes from, only that she can take it away from Billy.