Thursday, November 12, 2009

One Fish, Two Fish

Al

Best of Adriane
So, how many fish do you smell in this picture?

Best of Submariner
Carpe aereolai

Best of dadoctah
I think we've just discovered why Sheriff Taylor stopped taking Opie with him when he went to the ol' fishin' hole.

Best of GregMan
Yep, that's a couple of nice ones, alright. Oh, there's fish in that picture, too?

Best of molson
Guppies and puppies.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Retired pro-baseball player Timmy Jones enjoys fishing. A chance to communce with nature, dress the way he wants and not have to listen to wisecracks about steroid use... which, btw, he still vigorously denies.

Best of Army of Dad
Jerk baits are very popular.

Best of Rodney Dill
One fish, two fish
red fish, boob fish

37 comments:

Submariner said...

So; it appears that a "Wild Weasel" is killer bait for bass...

Adriane said...

So, how many fish do you smell in this picture?

Submariner said...

ORA:

There we were, mindin' our own business, fishin', and next thing we knew, Rosie O tried to mount the fantail and broke muh boat in half!

Submariner said...

Sam Elliott voice over:

"Tuna. It's what's fer dinner."

Submariner said...

Carpe aereolai

Anonymous said...

You Americans are all alike. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions...

duke of red said...

"One fish, two fish....

red fish, Phew! FISH!"

duke of red said...

....Asked where she had taken a bath, Eve told Adam, "In the river".

"Now you've done it," replied Adam, "We'll NEVER get the smell outta those fish."

dadoctah said...

I think we've just discovered why Sheriff Taylor stopped taking Opie with him when he went to the ol' fishin' hole.

Unscrupulous said...

Another case of eyes bigger than their stomachs.

GregMan said...

I don't know why everyone keeps talking about the fish in this picture. What fish?

GregMan said...

Yep, that's a couple of nice ones, alright. Oh, there's fish in that picture, too?

sonicfrog said...

This reminds me of the only joke I know:

What do you call an opened can of tuna on a coffee table...

Lesbian air freshener!

molson said...

Guppies and puppies.

Anonymous said...

My 2 pair with a Ace kicker beat Phil Helmuth's hand for the World Poker championship.... and for once he was silent!

jeff said...

So... exactly what did she use as bait? For the fish that is.

Teleprompter In Cheif said...

I see you Right Wingers are still posting "Fishy" blogs about health care reform

Matt the K said...

Wowzas. You mean somebody actually went to the trouble of photoshopping clothing IN for a babe pic???!

mega said...

Interestingly, the masturbation video turned out to be less a "one off" for Carrie Prejean than the first in a series.

Steve O said...

Right.
SHE'S on your boat and you go FISHING.

mega said...

I'm taking a re-do on the Prejean theme.

***

The Carrie Prejean video turned out to be just a taaaaad more deviant than claimed, and certainly not the "solo" effort admitted by her handlers.

Anonymous said...

I don't think those bass have been weaned yet.

jbinnout said...

It's catch and release day.
Time to FREE WILLIE!!!

wf: prizers

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Retired pro-baseball player Timmy Jones enjoys fishing. A chance to communce with nature, dress the way he wants and not have to listen to wisecracks about steroid use... which, btw, he still vigorously denies.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The National "Take Someone Fishing" Campaign was a success.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Marilynn is now a USCG-approved personal flotation device for watercraft seating up to 10 individuals. Patent Pend. DOW Chemical.

-OR-

Benjamin's life, indeed even his appearance, would take a dramatic turn when, at a small dinner party in '67, he learned a new word.
(30-seconds in for the impatient)

GregMan said...

Nope, still don't see any fish...

racerboy said...

Mmmm, the Florida Seafood Buffet...

Fish'n'Clams, all you can eat!

WV: uptighta...

Anonymous said...

For the first time in their lives, Big Mouth Billy Bass and his brother Cledus were speechless.

dadoctah said...

"But if you're interested in something a little easier to clean, we have these."

Army of Mom said...

In the event of a water landing, grab Barbie's breasts. Proceed to blow and voila: Motorboat.

WV:Captedio - my Cap This Hero name

Oiao said...

Two sets of twins.

Army of Dad said...

Jerk baits are very popular.

Army of Dad said...

Jerk Bait: WIN

Army of Dad said...

Speaking of artificial lures...

Army of Dad said...

Yes I would love to hold your (b)ass.

Rodney Dill said...

One fish, two fish
red fish, boob fish