1. A rapidly aging Madonna must resort to desperate measures to snag a man these days.
2. Colorado State absolutely hated playing against Tholian U.
3. Once again, Canadian football rules prove very confusing.
4. Spiderman had a lot of money riding on Colorado not beating the spread.
5. "Gawdam Asians and their drift nets!"
Best of Matt the K
After his 3rd interception of the quarter, Coach banned Joey to the Net of Shame.
Best of Army of Dad
"Get your paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh, ennui, when wilst thou loosen thine hold on me?" To no one's surprise, the lads at William Shakespeare's Young Boys' Acadamie were real pushovers when it came to sports.