Friday, November 13, 2009

Nothing But Net

Fred Miranda


1. A rapidly aging Madonna must resort to desperate measures to snag a man these days.

2. Colorado State absolutely hated playing against Tholian U.

3. Once again, Canadian football rules prove very confusing.

4. Spiderman had a lot of money riding on Colorado not beating the spread.

5. "Gawdam Asians and their drift nets!"

Best of Matt the K
After his 3rd interception of the quarter, Coach banned Joey to the Net of Shame.

Best of Army of Dad
"Get your paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh, ennui, when wilst thou loosen thine hold on me?" To no one's surprise, the lads at William Shakespeare's Young Boys' Acadamie were real pushovers when it came to sports.

16 comments:

Steve O said...

The team with the powder blue uniforms has some extra safety equipment. Go figure.

Matt the K said...

"Sorry about your last Sea Monkey," said Kodos as he scooped another guppy from the tank and gave it to Kang.

Matt the K said...

Coming up next, Polish Rules Football on ESPN 7.

Matt the K said...

After his 3rd interception of the quarter, Coach banned Joey to the Net of Shame.

Army of Mom said...

Why are you looking at me that way? Some people use nets to catch butterflies, I just prefer nubile, buff young men in mine.

Army of Dad said...

"Get your paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"

(I don't really need an ORA on that right?)

Army of Mom said...

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.

Army of Mom said...

Wait a minute. Someone said there was a big boobed chick with some fish in a net, but .... hey .... what are you doing Army of Mom with that blindfold and cock ring?

Army of Mom said...

As she grew older, Mary Kay LeTourneau had a harder time catching young boys.

dadoctah said...

"Dad, if we're going to get on CNN, the material of this balloon is going to have to be a lot more opaque."

sonicfrog said...

As he got older and uglier, Andrew Sullivan had to resort to this in order to find a date.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, ennui, when wilst thou loosen thine hold on me?" To no one's surprise, the lads at William Shakespeare's Young Boys' Acadamie were real pushovers when it came to sports.

wv: aften - "I shall make yonder goal aften I doth relieve myself."

molson said...

Barney was once again disappointed in having netted the kicker when he really wanted the tight end.

blue said...

I wish those guys in the Homo Helmets would hold me, but all I have is this net

Silhouette said...

Just keep swimming. Just keep
swimming!

Anonymous said...

I didn't think anything could be less funny than this post, but then I read the comments.